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DATA: “As a robot, I am superior to humans in many ways. However, more than anything else, I aspire to be more human - I wish to understand human emotion, something I am completely incapable of experiencing. I hope you can understand and sympathize with my plight.” DATA trolleys up toward RIKER. RIKER [red faced and cross eyed]: “I’ll allow it” |
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Toto rip's back the curtain, the sham is exposed and the old wizard explains his machine," The head can take any size and any shape I desire, and with it's metal cart and wheels I can take it where the ole gal needs to be, Dorthy my good child!." "That's amazing Mr Phardig," Dorthy exclamind ,"but what are those hands for?" "Those my young lass, are to hold my rear end cheeks when it sucks my dick." ---------------- |
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Nov 27, 2018 12:19
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Macnult posted:Mamma mia, here I go again byob: sensual beeps and boops
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Nov 27, 2018 20:49
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"This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults. This, darling, is a dick sucking trolley robot." |
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Nov 27, 2018 22:37
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Grouchy elf foreman: Hermey! We have trolley robots that can cry, talk, walk, blink, and run a temperature! We don't need any dick sucking trolley robots! [cut to closeup of Santa's face, beet red, eyes crossed] I'll allow it. google THIS fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 27, 2018 |
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Nov 27, 2018 23:00
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Splicer posted:"This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults. This, darling, is a dick sucking trolley robot."
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Nov 27, 2018 23:08
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the robot that sucks twice as hard sucks half as long, and you have sucked so very very hard, Roy
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Nov 28, 2018 00:04
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I want more dick, fucker. |
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Nov 28, 2018 00:36
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Basically Battlestar Galactica but Six has wheels |
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Nov 28, 2018 00:39
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It wheeled over the line. Mark it zero, Donny. [Donny, face red, eyes crossed] I'll allow it |
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Nov 28, 2018 00:57
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Nov 28, 2018 01:10
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drilldo squirt posted:Toto rip's back the curtain, the sham is exposed and the old wizard explains his machine," The head can take any size and any shape I desire, and with it's metal cart and wheels I can take it where the ole gal needs to be, Dorthy my good child!." google THIS posted:Grouchy elf foreman: Hermey! We have trolley robots that can cry, talk, walk, blink, and run a temperature! We don't need any dick sucking trolley robots! blaise rascal posted:I still lose my goddamn mind about the zybourne clock got any sevens posted:the robot that sucks twice as hard sucks half as long, and you have sucked so very very hard, Roy Drink-Mix Man posted:I want more dick, fucker. Drink-Mix Man posted:Basically Battlestar Galactica but Six has wheels Dang. So many (2) people despise this thread and are like, 'joke_explainer, why do you keep posting in the worst thread in BYOB' but to me it is just the gift that keeps on giving. |
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Nov 28, 2018 07:25
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alnilam posted:It wheeled over the line. Mark it zero, Donny. got any sevens posted:that robot really tied the room together BUNNY LEBOWSKI: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. DUDE: Uhhhh... I'm just gonna go find a dick sucking trolley machine. |
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Nov 28, 2018 07:48
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joke_explainer posted:Dang. So many (2) people despise this thread and are like, 'joke_explainer, why do you keep posting in the worst thread in BYOB' but to me it is just the gift that keeps on giving. I challenge those cowards to post here. ---------------- |
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Nov 28, 2018 08:06
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Maybe the chat thread since I don't want to derail this.
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Nov 28, 2018 08:07
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drilldo squirt posted:Maybe the chat thread since I don't want to derail this. 'derail', eh? ... i hired you boys to lay some DSTR track, not to dance around like a bunch of kansas city DSTR's! ---------------- |
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Nov 28, 2018 08:25
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Ultron's first trip to the internet begins and ends with deviant art. |
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Nov 28, 2018 08:58
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"Welcome, humans! I am ready for you! " *Hoists up Logan 5's fur robe* "Fish, plankton, sea greens, and protein from the ween. "*Stuffs Logan's dick into his weird silver mouth "Fresh as harvest day. " *LOGAN SPURTS ALL OVER THE ICE CAVE "Overwhelming, am I not?" |
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Nov 28, 2018 18:48
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Nov 28, 2018 18:49
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Nov 28, 2018 18:53
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I dunno I guess like that movie Space Camp except that the chubby white robot is really thirsty for young Joaquin Phoenix's dick |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:15
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cum, will robinson!
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Nov 28, 2018 19:37
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Hello. I am Baymax, your personal.............companion. |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:44
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I cannot deactivate until you say you are satisfied with my care. |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:45
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CATS, with grizabella ascending to be a DSTR Touch me It's so easy to leave me All alone with the memory Of my days in the sun If you touch me You'll understand what happiness is got any sevens fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Nov 28, 2018 ---------------- |
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Nov 28, 2018 20:03
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Instead of a ghost, Hamlet's Father appears to the guards as a dick sucking trolley robot. |
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Nov 28, 2018 21:37
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hey master skywalker, didn't your robot hand have skin covering it before you went in exile for several years to live alone as a hermit? |
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Nov 28, 2018 22:00
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my dog died im sad posted:Instead of a ghost, Hamlet's Father appears to the guards as a dick sucking trolley robot. I am thy dick sucking trolley robot Doom'd for a certain term to suck some dicks, And for the day confined to suck more dicks Till the foul dicks sucked in my days of nature Are burnt and purged away. |
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Nov 28, 2018 22:21
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Nov 28, 2018 22:24
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FutonForensic posted:Guillermo, my man! Listen kid, I just wanna say that I read your script and loved it. We've got a real summer blockbuster on our hands here. I'm talking Terminator: Salvation big. Ooo, I gave myself the chills! Listen squirt--can I call ya "squirt"?--I'm just gonna have the B-team make some quick edits, namely, we're removing all the scenes where the giant robots suck everyone's dicks, and we're changing the title away from "Pussy-ific Rimjob" to, I dunno, "Pacific Rim." A working title, we'll workshop it! Love ya babe, mmmwah! Bye-bye I just wanted to quote this post again because it's so good |
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google THIS posted:I just wanted to quote this post again because it's so good it's very good haha
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"I got chills. They're multiplying. And I'm losing control. Cause the power, you're supplying... It's ELECTRIFYING" -Danny Zuko serenading his girlfriend, The Dick Sucking Trolley Robot
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Nov 29, 2018 21:29
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Nov 29, 2018 23:12
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They're waiting for you Gordon... in the test chamberrrr *Gordon goes into the test chamber and that weird cart you push into the energy beam is a dick sucking trolley robot* |
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the camera slows pushes in towards a grainy blue CRT screen. through the static, you can make out an abandoned well in a field. slowly but surely, you can hear a rhythmic whirring sound, echoing eerily from within the depths of the well... |
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alnilam posted:They're waiting for you Gordon... in the test chamberrrr Unforeseen Cumsequemces |
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Nov 30, 2018 03:00
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Farecoal posted:my tongue is augmented "Another fifty billion dollars down the throat" |
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Nov 30, 2018 03:08
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alnilam posted:They're waiting for you Gordon... in the test chamberrrr You can call it "the zero point energy field manipulator"...if you really want to. |
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Nov 30, 2018 03:27
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Dick sucking robot, in the flesh - or, rather, on the trolley. I took the liberty of relieving you of your dick sucking lips. Most of them were government property. As for the trolley, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty bunch of dicks you sucked over there; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive dick sucking trolley robot so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just suck my dick and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a dick you have no chance of bringing to full orgasm... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose... |
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"do you expect me to talk?" "no mr. bond, I expect you to moan" |
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