MLS Cup Playoffs 2018: Well, SOMEONE has to win it

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Who Wants the Cup the Most? This poll is closed.
Red Bull New York	6	14.29%
Atlanta United FC	6	14.29%
Sporting Kansas City	4	9.52%
Seattle Sounders FC	4	9.52%
Los Angeles FC	2	4.76%
FC Dallas	1	2.38%
New York City FC	0	0%
Portland Timbers	6	14.29%
D.C. United	8	19.05%
Columbus Crew SC	3	7.14%
Philadelphia Union	1	2.38%
Real Salt Lake	1	2.38%
Total:	42 votes

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Shrapnig posted:

Close poll now.

Too late

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 01:22

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Ditto

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 03:51

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Shinjobi posted:

I have about as much confidence in FC Dallas right now as I do in this country.

Everything is great, obviously!

It's like they're purposely jinxing themselves now:

https://twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1057034748554604545

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 23:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

no, atlanta do

~~Uh, you have that backwards. NYRB gets the highest remaining seed, and NYCFC is #3.~~

I already forgot NYRB won the SS :downs:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Nov 1, 2018

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 00:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

It's a good thing being a keeper doesn't require much lateral movement :v:

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 01:40

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Requiescat in Philly

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 01:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Will NYCFC find a way to gently caress this up?

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 01:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Kickoff isn't for another 15, lame

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 02:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

drat, how did that volley not go in?

Oh right, Dallas.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 03:33

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Nope, just yellows

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 03:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Can't wait to see Dallas still not score

E: lol at hoping for VAR vindication

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 04:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallas' fraud status: confirmed

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 04:23

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

if sports betting were legal, i wanted to bet on a Valeri hat trick
I just need you all to know this

I'd put money on a third for Valeri before a first for Dallas

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 04:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

I'd put money on a third for Valeri before a first for Dallas

Even though he got subbed off, would still bet on this

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 04:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Jack2142 posted:

Dallas are inverse Sounders

Get worse the longer the season goes on.

Also lol at that Hall of Fame, DC United, LAFC and Minnesota built an entire loving stadiums faster than Dallas put together the Hall of Fame.

Still faster than NYC though

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 06:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

For soccer? No
For literally anything else? Probably

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 05:01

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Guess I'm going to at least 2 playoff games now.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 06:05

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Yellow is Portland's color :ssh:

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 06:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

his nuts

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 21:51

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Apparently the Peruvian MNT is playing this afternoon

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 22:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Let's hear it for that famed Portland sellout crowd!

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 23:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Cool, going to lose a playoff series against Portland because of injuries again

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 00:30

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Shrapnig posted:

If you could somehow manage to draw this tie and both teams explode and incinerate their collective fanbase forever that would be great.

Look, I realize you and the Revs could play for the Cup and somehow you would both lose, doesn't mean you have to get pissed at the rest of us not-loser teams.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 01:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Please don't, I already have to live it.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 05:02

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

RSL loving up people's brackets.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 05:18

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

trem_two posted:

god drat, that was a nice goal

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 05:25

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I have a star over my jersey and got to hold the Shield, best of both worlds.

The Shield is pretty goddamn heavy.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 08:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Highest points hosts, so Atlanta would host no matter what if they make it out of the East (since only NYRB had more points than them).

# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 17:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This has been some poo poo-rear end refereeing

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 05:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thanks Jeff

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 06:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Holy poo poo

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 06:45

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 07:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

gently caress em up KC

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 07:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Yes.

God our PK misses were terrible

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 07:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Ozzie's was slow and low. Not a good combo.

https://twitter.com/wbruin/status/1060797038005170177

:smith:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 08:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

GG RSL

# ¿ Nov 11, 2018 21:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

CBJSprague24 posted:

Stupid rookie question. Red Bulls pretty much have to win by 2 to advance? They said a Columbus win or tie move them on and Columbus losing by one would still advance the Crew because of an away goal tiebreaker?

NY has to score more than Columbus period in order to advance. The only way this goes to ET is if NY wind 1-0.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 01:59