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I mean, it seems more effective than going door to door. Honestly, how often are you going to get to use the line, "babies don't even eat candy. You baby"? I'll tell you when. Never. Also, what is some loving eight year old really going to do if a creepy thirty year old dude holds them up for their candy? Nothing. They're not going to fight back. It is almost exactly like taking candy from a baby but instead it is a child. I mean it probably wouldn't even come to physical violence. Vague threats alone would probably net you like thirty pounds of candy. Granted as an adult candy doesn't have quite as much appeal but still you would be king of Candy Mountain. A loving king. Lording your princely sum of Smarties and miniature Snickers bars over the children of your community. I'm just saying, think about it.
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start Halloween with one piece of candy and when you put it in their bag just grab a different piece of candy for the next kid
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Oct 29, 2018 18:09
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Halloween is a time to celebrate monsters and other supernatural entities that torture and/or murder living human beings in the most brutal and horrific ways imaginable. It is most popular with families and children and sugary treats are involved.
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Oct 29, 2018 18:11
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I don’t even like candy that much dude. 
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Oct 29, 2018 18:18
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I don’t even like candy that much dude. Yes but if you'd read the OP you'd see it is more about the status that comes with being King of Candy Mountain than it is about the candy.
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Oct 29, 2018 18:20
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I spent one Halloween robbing little kids for bags. But then I felt just like a fiend. It wasn't even close to Halloween. It was dark as gently caress on the streets. My hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete.
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Oct 29, 2018 18:20
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Some bodybuilding dad gonna jack up OP when he comes around the corner seeing him loving w his kid.
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Oct 29, 2018 18:20
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Literally A Person posted:Yes but if you'd read the OP you'd see it is more about the status that comes with being King of Candy Mountain than it is about the candy. I’d like to believe it’s passion for candy. 
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Oct 29, 2018 18:23
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Burt Sexual posted:Some bodybuilding dad gonna jack up OP when he comes around the corner seeing him loving w his kid. The bodybuilders natural predator is being hit in their jelly-knees. Got my bases covered here. I've done my homework.
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Oct 29, 2018 18:30
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She didn’t make the A class if that’s what she’s wondering. The old D class became the new universal A class. 1/2 of I that’s it. Do your math homework or  I mean unless they want their butthole to clench up so tight they won’t poo poo for a week they don’t need that candy until they get with the program. 
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Oct 29, 2018 18:39
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:She didn’t make the A class if that’s what she’s wondering. The old D class became the new universal A class. 1/2 of I that’s it. Do your math homework or A sound rationalization?
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Oct 29, 2018 19:19
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Literally A Person posted:A sound rationalization? NO CANDY! 
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Oct 29, 2018 19:20
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Oct 29, 2018 19:21
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an old coworker used to tell his kids they have to provide an offering to some demon or something otherwise it will eat their souls. So they would get to pick out 10 pieces of candy and the rest were given up as the offering...to which he would bring to work for all of us on the team. No need to threaten others kids if you can just scare the candy out of your own.
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Oct 29, 2018 19:26
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https://twitter.com/caseyno_/status/1056607479788900353
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Oct 29, 2018 19:55
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We are slowly adopting halloween in NZ but I for one will continue to put the hose on any punk who dares walk up my expertly trimmed path
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Oct 29, 2018 20:03
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Vastarien posted:I spent one Halloween robbing little kids for bags.
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Oct 29, 2018 20:06
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loving lol that would be fun for me if I didn’t mutate every ant queen within a 100 ft radius.
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Oct 29, 2018 21:00
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i get the same 4 kids every year and they're all getting those mega sized reese's cups i'm pretty sure their parents hate me
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Oct 29, 2018 22:52
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Last year we had Halloween on the weekend so I was out with my friends "getting candy", but actually just stealing the bags from kids lol. Anyway we were doing this until the cops got called and pulled up on us, naturally we start running but they must've sent like the fastest guy in the department because he caught up to us (on foot!) almost right away. At this point flight was off limits so we went for fight. I nail him right in the mouth with a punch, but it didn't so much. I mean this guy was HUGE, six approaching seven feet I think? Kinda guy you see in your nightmares. So needless to say all three of us went at him at once and started really taking him down. So I'm swinging and swinging and it's getting really bloody, until suddenly my friends and the cop just vanished and I realize I'm alone punching the sidewalk, and the blood is mine. Also it's the middle of the night and it wasn't actually Halloween or even close to it...  My head has been messing with me recently...
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Oct 29, 2018 22:58
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Grape posted:Last year we had Halloween on the weekend so I was out with my friends "getting candy", but actually just stealing the bags from kids lol. Anyway we were doing this until the cops got called and pulled up on us, naturally we start running but they must've sent like the fastest guy in the department because he caught up to us (on foot!) almost right away. Isn’t that like, just a ghetto boys song man? 
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Oct 29, 2018 23:00
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OP is going to be lured into a van by several angry fourth-graders.
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Oct 29, 2018 23:16
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Lol, somebody already did this and it was better the first time Also, now I can't get the background track out of my mind
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Oct 29, 2018 23:40
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I just buy candy at the store
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Oct 29, 2018 23:41
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So just how many babies do you think you can take on before they overwhelm you, OP? Consider that they might be wielding plastic weaponry and sugar-high.
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Oct 29, 2018 23:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:So just how many babies do you think you can take on before they overwhelm you, OP? Consider that they might be wielding plastic weaponry and sugar-high. I mean, at least one.
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Oct 30, 2018 00:05
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Literally A Person posted:I mean, at least one. ... they travel in packs. Something tells me you didn't think this through.
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Oct 30, 2018 00:07
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Oct 30, 2018 00:08
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sour candy supremacy
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Oct 30, 2018 00:17
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I don’t know I mean I’m not really hypoglycemic anymore so I could give a poo poo less.
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Oct 30, 2018 00:19
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I don’t know I mean I’m not really hypoglycemic anymore so I could give a poo poo less. Well look at Mr. La-de-da ova here.
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Oct 30, 2018 00:20
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Literally A Person posted:I mean, at least one. Are you sure? How old we talking here?
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Oct 30, 2018 00:22
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Literally A Person posted:Well look at Mr. La-de-da ova here. I think babby feels bad enough dude, realdo. But like, a mechwarrior style showdown would have been p cool too. 
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Oct 30, 2018 00:22
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FactsAreUseless posted:OP is going to be lured into a van by several angry fourth-graders. So the opposite of their normal routine
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Oct 30, 2018 00:43
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"Wow, spooooooky, and what are you? A ghost? So scary! No really I'm freaking the gently caress out right now" *loads pistol*
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Oct 30, 2018 01:50
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Shine dropping 5lb gummy bears into wobbly 3 year olds pillownsack yelling "EAT MORE"
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Oct 30, 2018 02:22
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When they say 'trick or treat' just grab their candy, yell thank you and slam the door. Then you can claim you thought they were offering you a treat.
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Oct 30, 2018 02:26
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Everyone just gives out candy because nobody is talented anymore thanks to the internet. 
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Oct 30, 2018 02:46
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Shine dropping 5lb gummy bears into wobbly 3 year olds pillownsack yelling "EAT MORE" found a new thing to do if i win the lottery
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*in Bill Burr voice* oohhhh, you take your kid trick or treating at the mall?? What is he, a FAAAG? Mom look I got a coupon for a Spencer’s dick pop! Good for you son you made custody that much easier” Haha what do I know I’m just dumb, I’m sure she’s a good mom
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