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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i am proud to say that henry kissinger is NOT my friend

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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Tastykake posted:

there is something viscerally wrong with that picture

it's a real life version of twinpeaksdwarf.gif

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


henry kissinger is no normal man. either a man who has sold his soul or some being of pure evil. representations of him, even digitally, are repulsive to physical space

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

he’s a Jew so if you criticize him that makes you Hitler. do better.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Retromancer posted:

he’s a Jew so if you criticize him that makes you Hitler. do better.

I too am a Jew but I haven't knowingly killed any Laotians or Cambodians

:smug:

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Top City Homo posted:

I too am a Jew but I haven't knowingly killed any Laotians or Cambodians

:smug:

how many Palestinians though

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bernie

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mycroft Holmes posted:

how many Palestinians though

not enough

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


how many hitlers worth has henry kissinger done. 1/10? less? more? is he a decihitler man or is he on the order of a full hitler (Hr)?

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
im glad theres still people taking the chance to piss on thatchers and bushes graves.

keep it up

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Kissinger needs to call for Assad to go

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Aside from the Cambodia stuff let's not forget Nixon's drug war, or "we can't say screw blacks and poors but we can do this and gently caress em up anyway."

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

this might be the all time greatest testament to nixon's depravity

quote:

Nixon: I still think we ought to take the North Vietnamese dikes out now. Will that drown people?

Kissinger: About two hundred thousand people.

Nixon: No, no, no, I'd rather use the nuclear bomb. Have you got that, Henry?

Kissinger: That, I think, would just be too much.

Nixon: The nuclear bomb, does that bother you?. I just want you to think big, Henry, for Christsakes.

when henry kissinger says you're going overboard :stonk:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
please die

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


the whores and politicians will look up and cry "please die!" ...and i'll look down and whisper "no"

BoneDaddy1969
Mar 4, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZwP7Z9pyNo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Feranon posted:

About two hundred thousand people.

omg i can hear the voice in my head

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Wynona Dryder posted:

omg i can hear the voice in my head

imagine being in the position to both have an estimate of the deathtoll in such a specific case and to the need to summon that estimate for a soon-to-be-disgraced politician

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
hope he dies soon op

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

step right up, step right up

approach my KISSINGER BOOTH

its like a normal kissing both except when you give me .25¢ I tell you to bomb cambodia

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

can’t wait for the media to suck his dead dick

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

can’t wait for the media to suck his dead dick

tahnk u for your serv8x

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Feranon posted:

this might be the all time greatest testament to nixon's depravity


when henry kissinger says you're going overboard :stonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGVfzwvtlJM

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.

These are harsh words for a man only recently canonized by President Clinton and my old friend George McGovern -- but I have written worse things about Nixon, many times, and the record will show that I kicked him repeatedly long before he went down. I beat him like a mad dog with mange every time I got a chance, and I am proud of it. He was scum.

Let there be no mistake in the history books about that. Richard Nixon was an evil man -- evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of the Devil can understand it. He was utterly without ethics or morals or any bedrock sense of decency. 

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Bernie is going to make his most succ statement of all time when ol’ Henry Kissinger dies.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Stan Lee: dead

War criminal Henry Kissinger: “alive”

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The blood eagle should be performed for the first time on Kissinger

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Our Kissinger death curse hit Stan Lee instead.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Bert Roberge posted:

Our Kissinger death curse hit Stan Lee instead.

stan lee had at least 3 years to live but his soul was sucked into a phylactery

snuffed out by killinger's blood magic

and no one is the wiser

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Top City Homo posted:

stan lee had at least 3 years to live but his soul was sucked into a phylactery

snuffed out by killinger's blood magic

and no one is the wiser

So does that mean kissinger has Stan Lee's soul, or...?

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
It means Kissinger is now Spider-Man.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

TrilliontonNixon posted:

It means Kissinger is now Spider-Man.

Wouldn't be the dumbest thing they ever did with the character, sadly.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Jose posted:

Kissinger needs to call for Assad to go

Could you update the thread title to read "Henry Kissinger is the handsomest man on television"?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Jose posted:

Kissinger needs to call for Assad to go

even the Lion's Curse cannot overcome Kissinger's dark powers

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
that kissinger has so far gotten to live 26 years more than david bowie is proof enough the throne of god is empty

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Henry Kissinger taught me that it's ok to be weird.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tastykake posted:

how many hitlers worth has henry kissinger done. 1/10? less? more? is he a decihitler man or is he on the order of a full hitler (Hr)?

if you assume hitler killed 50m by laying every death from ww2 at his feet than kissinger hits about the 1/10 mark

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Every time this thread updates and it isn't a linked AP tweet announcing the bastard is dead I feel sad :(

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Tastykake posted:

there is something viscerally wrong with that picture

the garmonbozia is missing

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