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The Automator posted:I'm all in for Lewis obviously but I kinda wanna see DC pick him up It'll be the UFC's Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant moment
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Roxy is going to gently caress her up. She has the Rick Story superpower - never looks good, but makes her opponents look bad.
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That was Chuck's problem. He had a few fights in which he had just enough success to feel as if he still had what it takes to compete, but it wasn't enough success to stop him from having his brains scrambled.
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Gay Horney posted:That's straight up the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Borrowing thousands of dollars from your jiu jitsu coach and showing up with a Rottweiler "no like this isn't a regulah fuckin dooag, bro, it's like got papers n fuckin everything" It was a shibe inu 
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Isn't that basically the worst possible style matchup for brutal bob No brain damage tho
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I'm also remembering what he did to Koscheck, whose total game, even that late in his career, is actually more dangerous than Askren's, given his ability to mix blast doubles and BRHs. We could look at something where Askren humps Robbie for a round and then gets loving decapitated in the second.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:14
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Ben saw the blanket and took it personally.
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kimbo305 posted:Tenshin is 5'5" and fights at 132lbs. In a 5x3 kickboxing match, I think at best he decisions Conor. From what I know about Japanese MMA, out there a 20 lb size differential actually gives up the advantage to the smaller fighter.
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That's... uh... pretty disgusting. I guess ONE and RIZIN will get some top talent now? I hope those dudes get paid.
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Nov 7, 2018 23:33
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So tomorrow's card, despite its density of non-wikipedia-having names, looks pretty loving good. Big action tends to follow the main and comain fighters, obviously, but Dariush and Violent Bob Ross tend to bring the action, and Chas Skelly has had some loving awesome fights.
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Nov 9, 2018 23:36
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And importantly there is only one fight above 155 for an altitude card.
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I know a guy who has trained at TAM, and he has all sorts of stories about all of the famous fighters he trained with, and he loves to talk about it, but when I asked him about Sage he just said "Sage is a weird dude."
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I'll make a quick one right now. I'm in the mood.
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Combining shitposting with effortposting.... Constiposting? e. It's a GDT for tonight - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874017 CommonShore fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Nov 10, 2018 |
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Lid posted:TKZ should be a hall of famer Two submission of the years, and probably another KO of the year to which he was the 2ndary contributor. He's also the only fighter to lose a fight by punching so much that he injured himself.
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Nov 11, 2018 07:44
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TJ is going to miss weight by a pound, nearly kill himself trying, permanently damage his health, get pulled from the fight, come back as a shadow of his former self at 135, lose that title, start missing weight there, and then in four years get knocked out by I salute him. 
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Nov 14, 2018 00:31
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Doesn't alt-printscreen work?
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Nov 15, 2018 06:03
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Holy poo poo every step of the way it gets worse and worse. Definitely pull that fight.
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Jon Bois's video on what Barry Bonds's career would have looked like had he played without a bat is pretty amazing.
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Who is going to watch the UFC Beijing card this weekend? It's basically 12 hours opposite when cards usually are, so starting in the morning irt North American time zones
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I jsut went back to check to see if the card was on Saturday or Sunday in North Am and found that the main card starts at 5:30 AM - I thought that was the prelims! Early prelims start at 2:15 AM central time.  I'll probably blast through them over my morning coffee, hopefully to catch up for the fatweights.
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I find SMP annoying sometimes but I'm not going to put more effort into responding to him than he does into annoying me. What we need is some kind of posting equivalent of oildome. That'd sort this poo poo out in the greasiest, most homoerotic way possible - perfect for an MMA forum.
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Nov 21, 2018 22:18
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TheKingslayer posted:I'll say I can barely recall a boring Overeem fight in UFC. Because whether he finishes or gets finished it's usually funny or spectacular. vs Mir
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Marching Powder posted:i remember an all heavyweight main card and i remember it being insanely loving sick but the only thing i can remember is cain putting a hard to watch beating on bigfoot. there was a lot of blood. The ring looked like a loving cannibal corpse album cover.
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Holloway vs Ortega is going to be very good I'm not yet convinced that fight isn't cursed like Ferguson-Khabib But I hope that it isn't and that Max rips Ortega's steroid-using rear end a new one.
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I hope that we can get Max vs TKZ some day.Bluedeanie posted:FD would seldom if ever probe you but he would also bring up like heroin dependency from your past or whatever in an argument which also wasnt very cool imo, what im saying is mods are human and its ok to have opinions about it while simultaneously shrugging bc who gives a poo poo really I always found it interesting that he could post for 6 pages straight by only quoting his older posts. I wonder how he's doin'.
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I just told a work friend that this weekend I'm going to watch fat guys punch each other in China and it brought a smile to my face despite how much I hate my job right now. The magic is still there folks; we just need to look for it 
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CarlCX posted:The main card's okay and evenly categorically divided between "the only good fighters from China" and "heavyweight" so it should be the right kind of stupid. Overeem is one of the weirdest cases because I think that he still has the skills and athleticism to beat any heavyweight in the world, but his ability to find a way to lose a fight has been outpacing those factors.
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Tezcatlipoca posted:He's old so his skills and athleticism are less available. He's 38, so at heavyweight that basically makes him a young, hungry prospect.
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Watching Sylvia go down to Couture's ROH was a major milestone in my becoming obsessed with this sport.
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Well it was engaging in a similar way to Silva-Sonnen I - Randy, especially from my less-educated perspective, was a comparatively tiny old fart and he had no business beating the gigantic striker! Well he HOLY poo poo HE KNOCKED HIM DOWN. Basically every round's reset brought tension back to the fight - can Randy hold on for the rest of the fight? I'm sticking around to see what the plucky underdog can do! Honestly, it's super fun to cheer for the old guy who comes out of the hinterlands to show the young bucks what's what, and in that rare case it actually worked out for the old guy. Then the same thing happened with round 1 of Couture-Lesnar... then round 2 happened.
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TheKingslayer posted:Didn't his dad snitch on a bunch roid and coke dealers or am I making that up? That was Tim Allen.
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Brown Paper Bag posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/BquUHixn6Hm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1pg2c3t24xkyp So which one of them stole the kangaroo's turinabol?
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i can still taste him posted:This looks shopped, I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time. Yes, but if Robbie is going to get retired, i'd rather it be by the guy who isn't going to do any lasting damage to him.
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Sage is going to be found dead of an accidental poisoning in a London garrett, surrounded by handwritten scraps of the most soulful poetry of his time.
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Ep 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxC39OVZ9fM
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The photo is real insofar as it exists and Sage is a person and a photo of him in that place and time was created legitimately. The supplement is also a thing that exists, and a photo was taken of it, too, through legitimate and real means. Perhaps these two real things were not created together one and the same - but is that a problem? If we multiply two positive numbers, we get a positive number; If we combine two things which are real, how can we get something fake? Especially when one of those things is so hyper real as Sage Northcutt, and produces such real results as (checks notes) Lean Body.
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UFC December - Counting days til Jones's next suspension
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IcePhoenix posted:Just call it "Fighting in the Age of Lonliness" imo good
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