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The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Is Toronto media incapable of being happy? If they win the cup what's the take for that?
"Stanley Cup was better before it got to Toronto"

Was Auston Matthews too drunk during the parade?

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Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
"Yes, they won the Stanley Cup. But did they win it hard enough?"

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Is Toronto media incapable of being happy? If they win the cup what's the take for that?
"Stanley Cup was better before it got to Toronto"

Welcome to Canada.

When the Habs killed Detroit 7-3 a couple of weeks ago, the morning radio was all about how bad their powerplay was. They went 1/5. A 20% PP is normal.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Albino Squirrel posted:

Hey, that was, like, last week!
It was!

But hey, as Duckman2008 said, at least my knowledge of African cities was better haha.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Are the Leafs not truculent enough? What's the ask exactly...

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Hand Knit posted:

Welcome to the Jeff O'Neill experience.

Ron Cook would fit right in on that panel

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/mnwild/status/1058090285996167168

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Laine hatty in Helsinki is p. cool.

Don't get to watch a lot of him, but his dingers on the PP looked pretty familiar.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Laine showing Barkov who’s the daddy

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Ginette Reno posted:

Ron Cook would fit right in on that panel

The "O-Dog" literally got his media jobs by trolling on twitter. I guess this means that as bad as he may be, he is still an inspiration to us all.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Maybe Laine should try hard every game, not just when he's in Finland.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

glynnenstein posted:

Maybe Laine should try hard every game, not just when he's in Finland.

Maybe every Jets game should be in Finland.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I have nothing to add except this picture of Matthieu Perrault

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

EL BROMANCE posted:

lovely knockoff T-shirts on Facebook are bad enough as it is, but congrats to these assholes for taking it to a new level of grossness.



Also, thanks NHL for not thinking of scheduling the Finnish games that are on at 2pm Eastern on a weekend.

I know what they were trying to do but I have to train my brain to see the Star of David. It almost looks more like a police badge.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Is Toronto media incapable of being happy? If they win the cup what's the take for that?
"Stanley Cup was better before it got to Toronto"

Is this like Yinzers who try to one-up other teams' fans on Twitter by telling them what they already know?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

CBJSprague24 posted:

I know what they were trying to do but I have to train my brain to see the Star of David. It almost looks more like a police badge.

It's not centered and symmetrical so it's all kind hosed up

e: or at least it doesn't look symmetrical with the rest of the graphics in there

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I mean, it's photoshopped onto a blank shirt for the picture anyway.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

glynnenstein posted:

Maybe Laine should try hard every game, not just when he's in Finland.

Maybe the Jets should play the whole game on the powerplay, or else with the other goalie pulled.


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I have nothing to add except this picture of Matthieu Perrault


:swoon:

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I have nothing to add except this picture of Matthieu Perrault


Trade me right loving now!

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Doctor Butts posted:

Trade me right loving now!

tell Detroit bullshit

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I have nothing to add except this picture of Matthieu Perrault


"Spurrr some change?"

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I have nothing to add except this picture of Matthieu Perrault


"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody’s crazy."

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Gene Principe is a treasure


fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Gene Principe is a treasure




Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hello Yes, I am sad about hockey.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Drunk Canuck posted:

Hello Yes, I am sad about hockey.

Don't be sad, Patrik Laine got a hat trick in his home country today.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





He got the first goal of the game. Expect him to never leave that line again.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/NHLGIFs/status/1058143518957453312

:3:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





"Its all downhill from here, kid."

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

p much

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
through 10 games, pavel zacha is on pace for a 0-point season. rack em

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

What shocked me is the stat they showed on who was the youngest hab to score a goal.

It's not kotkaniemi

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
do you remember the draft thread for that year?

goons did not like that pick, it turns out we are good at knowing the future

also from that thread

quote:

Marner is going to be an overrated bust.

edit:

re Zacha

corn on the cop posted:

through 10 games, pavel zacha is on pace for a 0-point season. rack em

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004


That owns, he hasn't even gone into his annual one month slump yet either

Meanwhile the islanders just swept a home and home with the pens and are now tied for first in the metro with said pens, but I'm going to give them sole possession of first because the isles have yet to promote blue lives matter poo poo this season

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Iodised QQ posted:

That owns, he hasn't even gone into his annual one month slump yet either

Meanwhile the islanders just swept a home and home with the pens and are now tied for first in the metro with said pens, but I'm going to give them sole possession of first because the isles have yet to promote blue lives matter poo poo this season

What if the Islanders are this years Golden Knights, where everyone says they can’t do it, so the team gets a chip on their shoulder, is a top team in the regular season, makes it to the Stanley cup finals, and lose to....the Capitals?

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Duckman2008 posted:

What if the Islanders are this years Golden Knights, where everyone says they can’t do it, so the team gets a chip on their shoulder, is a top team in the regular season, makes it to the Stanley cup finals, and lose to....the Capitals?

I would be ok with this.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Duckman2008 posted:

What if the Islanders are this years Golden Knights, where everyone says they can’t do it, so the team gets a chip on their shoulder, is a top team in the regular season, makes it to the Stanley cup finals, and lose to....the Capitals?

I would be very into Lou Lam's team finishing ahead of the nerd

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Man how did Gallant ever win the Jack Adams (I mean I get why but..). He had Ryan Reaves out there on the PP and at the end of the game with the goalie pulled.

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?
Reeves scored like one power play goal during the playoffs and he’ll never let it go.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
he was thrown in there because the pp wasn't producing and he scored a pp goal just two games ago

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Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

Furnaceface posted:

He got the first goal of the game. Expect him to never leave that line again.
Of COURSE he scores two beautiful ones. Ugh.


(yay?)

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