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Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

It's probably time for Savage Dragon to end.

what did larson do this time?

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gaunab posted:

It's probably time for Savage Dragon to end.

I think that was true a while ago, is there some fresh horror? (I've never read Savage Dragon, but he's beat Sims record on writing and drawing your own comic at least by issue number, right?)

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Soonmot posted:

what did larson do this time?


Last time I checked he wrote an issue where Savage Dragon's son hosed his wife for the entire issue and capstoned it by jizzing in her vag so hard it came out her mouth. So God only knows what fresh horror this can be.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Covok posted:

Last time I checked he wrote an issue where Savage Dragon's son hosed his wife for the entire issue and capstoned it by jizzing in her vag so hard it came out her mouth. So God only knows what fresh horror this can be.

Please tell me Savage Dragon's son isn't the biological child of his wife.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Covok posted:

Last time I checked he wrote an issue where Savage Dragon's son hosed his wife for the entire issue and capstoned it by jizzing in her vag so hard it came out her mouth. So God only knows what fresh horror this can be.

what the even gently caress?

was this the porn issue from a while back? how does that even work?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Covok posted:

Last time I checked he wrote an issue where Savage Dragon's son hosed his wife for the entire issue and capstoned it by jizzing in her vag so hard it came out her mouth. So God only knows what fresh horror this can be.
Women are a series of tubes?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CapnAndy posted:

Women are a series of tubes?

That's the internet, though I understand why people might confuse the two if they've met an actual woman.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
Is there some evil bet going on with Savage Dragon and Spawn for which 90's image comic can go on until there is only one person buying the title?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Madkal posted:

Is there some evil bet going on with Savage Dragon and Spawn for which 90's image comic can go on until there is only one person buying the title?

hey, watch what you say, that one person still buying Savage Dragon posts here sometimes

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Well in the latest issue the city of Toronto is invaded by underground demonoids and Malcolm's (Dragon's son who is now the protagonist) kids who are like four run off to find his wife Maxine only to discover she's been raped nearly to death by a giant demonoid with a giant prehensile talking penis. Malcolm finds her and manages to save her by giving her some of his blood. They both rush out to find the monster that raped Max and beat their kids. Max finds the demonoid that raped her about to rape Horridus the orange spiky lizard (complete with panels of her begging him not to) and fights the demonoid before he threatens to take both of Horridus legs and rip her apart unless Maxine submits sexually to him. Malcolm shows up and kills the demonoid and the demonoid spends his last breath saying that Max loved the rape. There's a little more to it but that's about it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Horrible Savage Dragon stuff thats :nms:

Gaunab posted:


Well in the latest issue only to discover she's been raped nearly to death by a giant demonoid with a giant prehensile talking penis. There's a little more to it but that's about it.

You could have stopped here.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Gaunab posted:

Well in the latest issue the city of Toronto is invaded by underground demonoids and Malcolm's (Dragon's son who is now the protagonist) kids who are like four run off to find his wife Maxine only to discover she's been raped nearly to death by a giant demonoid with a giant prehensile talking penis. Malcolm finds her and manages to save her by giving her some of his blood. They both rush out to find the monster that raped Max and beat their kids. Max finds the demonoid that raped her about to rape Horridus the orange spiky lizard (complete with panels of her begging him not to) and fights the demonoid before he threatens to take both of Horridus legs and rip her apart unless Maxine submits sexually to him. Malcolm shows up and kills the demonoid and the demonoid spends his last breath saying that Max loved the rape. There's a little more to it but that's about it.

:dogbutton:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Gaunab posted:

It's probably time for Savage Dragon to end.

Whoa. Something is seriously wrong with the forum. We're getting posts from the mid-90's in here.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Skwirl posted:

Please tell me Savage Dragon's son isn't the biological child of his wife.

No, no, no you misunderstand. I meant Savage Dragons son's wife. As in the wife of the son of Savage Dragon. Not Savage Dragon's wife.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Gaunab posted:

Well in the latest issue the city of Toronto is invaded by underground demonoids and Malcolm's (Dragon's son who is now the protagonist) kids who are like four run off to find his wife Maxine only to discover she's been raped nearly to death by a giant demonoid with a giant prehensile talking penis. Malcolm finds her and manages to save her by giving her some of his blood. They both rush out to find the monster that raped Max and beat their kids. Max finds the demonoid that raped her about to rape Horridus the orange spiky lizard (complete with panels of her begging him not to) and fights the demonoid before he threatens to take both of Horridus legs and rip her apart unless Maxine submits sexually to him. Malcolm shows up and kills the demonoid and the demonoid spends his last breath saying that Max loved the rape. There's a little more to it but that's about it.

Holy loving poo poo that's horrible.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Covok posted:

No, no, no you misunderstand. I meant Savage Dragons son's wife. As in the wife of the son of Savage Dragon. Not Savage Dragon's wife.

Oh, that's in poor taste and basically just a porn comic, but doesn't raise issues with consent. It just got overtaken as worst issue. nearly raped to death by giant prehensile talking penis

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Gaunab posted:

Well in the latest issue the city of Toronto is invaded by underground demonoids and Malcolm's (Dragon's son who is now the protagonist) kids who are like four run off to find his wife Maxine only to discover she's been raped nearly to death by a giant demonoid with a giant prehensile talking penis. Malcolm finds her and manages to save her by giving her some of his blood. They both rush out to find the monster that raped Max and beat their kids. Max finds the demonoid that raped her about to rape Horridus the orange spiky lizard (complete with panels of her begging him not to) and fights the demonoid before he threatens to take both of Horridus legs and rip her apart unless Maxine submits sexually to him. Malcolm shows up and kills the demonoid and the demonoid spends his last breath saying that Max loved the rape. There's a little more to it but that's about it.

Anytime some idiot online complains about SJW's ruining comics I am going to reply to them with this post.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Gaunab posted:

Well in the latest issue the city of Toronto is invaded by underground demonoids and Malcolm's (Dragon's son who is now the protagonist) kids who are like four run off to find his wife Maxine only to discover she's been raped nearly to death by a giant demonoid with a giant prehensile talking penis. Malcolm finds her and manages to save her by giving her some of his blood. They both rush out to find the monster that raped Max and beat their kids. Max finds the demonoid that raped her about to rape Horridus the orange spiky lizard (complete with panels of her begging him not to) and fights the demonoid before he threatens to take both of Horridus legs and rip her apart unless Maxine submits sexually to him. Malcolm shows up and kills the demonoid and the demonoid spends his last breath saying that Max loved the rape. There's a little more to it but that's about it.

What the gently caress man

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Larsen is a bad creator but he told the CG chuds to gently caress off so at least he's not100% awful.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hey y'all post the best Thing faces you got (Kirby preferred but not required)

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

Endless Mike posted:

Hey y'all post the best Thing faces you got (Kirby preferred but not required)



Also my face after reading those Savage Dragon posts...

sporklift fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Nov 22, 2018

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Ben Grimm is very disappointed in you all.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Endless Mike posted:

Hey y'all post the best Thing faces you got (Kirby preferred but not required)

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Making this week's shipping post, I found the comic cover of the year: https://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/SEP181406
EDGAR ALLAN POE`S SNIFTER OF TERROR #2

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Mods ban this filth.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines
I just found out Garth Ennis wrote a Dick Dastardly & Muttley comic as part of DC's weird Hanna-Barbara reboots; I finished it (6 issues) and it is amazing. Two normal air force pilots, Dick Atcherley and "Mutt" Muller drive through a mysterious cloud and it's a low key horror comic where they find themselves being transformed into cartoon characters and have to stop the cloud from spreading as the world slowly descends into lunacy My main complaint is that there could have been so much more done with the idea.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gaunab posted:

Well in the latest issue the city of Toronto is invaded by underground demonoids and Malcolm's (Dragon's son who is now the protagonist) kids who are like four run off to find his wife Maxine only to discover she's been raped nearly to death by a giant demonoid with a giant prehensile talking penis. Malcolm finds her and manages to save her by giving her some of his blood. They both rush out to find the monster that raped Max and beat their kids. Max finds the demonoid that raped her about to rape Horridus the orange spiky lizard (complete with panels of her begging him not to) and fights the demonoid before he threatens to take both of Horridus legs and rip her apart unless Maxine submits sexually to him. Malcolm shows up and kills the demonoid and the demonoid spends his last breath saying that Max loved the rape. There's a little more to it but that's about it.

Somehow Larsen found a way to out-Identity Crisis Identity Crisis. Bletch.

Did Larsen go off the deep end or something, ala hentai Dave Sim? I remember Savage Dragon back in the 90s, and I think I'd have noticed stuff like this if it were in there.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
Happy Thanksgiving from my son a few years ago:

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

Archyduchess posted:

I just spent $8 to change my name from Archyduke from Archyduchess and it felt like a dumb waste of money and an even dumber thing to post about it, but you know, it feels nice to not have that little bump of cognitive dissonance, and for what it's worth I was low-key out on here some time before most of my friends and coworkers knew. Out for dinner with a college friend last night I got a good earnest "what can I get you ladies" at a place I used to be semi-regular at and when I look in the mirror now I see little hints and shades of my dad's mom, mostly around the hair and the nose and the cheeks, someone I loved tremendously, and not just a vague pile of meatballs.

This feels nebulously Thanksgiving appropriate-- I hope all of you also had bits of grace, large or small, come your way in this difficult year. You're all a bunch of comic book nerds I never met, but this community has been a constant source of happiness, support, and distraction for me for a long time, and you all deserve the best.

Congratulations, Archyduchess! I couldn't be happier for you. I have to say that you have become one of my favorite BSS posters, to the point where I get psyched whenever I see your name pop up in a thread. Your writing is excellent, you always make interesting points, and I often learn something new from you as well.

For the rest of you, I'm thankful for all of you -- intelligent and good people with (generally) good taste to talk about this stuff with, since I don't have outlets to nerd out like this in real life. I hope you're all doing well as we move into the holidays, a time of year when I tend to get depressed and down. BSS and TVIV are often a bit of a sanctuary for me, and I appreciate being here.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Happy Thanksgiving everyone

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
I hope everyone is spending time with thier chosen family today and having fun and food.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
Last night I dreamed that this forum awarded me a "best poster" award (the trophy was a chess piece) and I was so happy that I went with my friends to a strip club.
I am thankful that everyone in this forum would award my a dream award for being the best poster.
Happy yanksgiving, you yanks.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I think I can speak for everyone in this subforum that your best poster award would be locking you in a dumpster behind Arbys.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Teenage Fansub posted:

Making this week's shipping post, I found the comic cover of the year: https://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/SEP181406
EDGAR ALLAN POE`S SNIFTER OF TERROR #2


For the two or three goons who can't spot the reference immediately:

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

joehonkie posted:

Happy Thanksgiving from my son a few years ago:


I think my favorite part of this is my brain refuses to parse the rest of it as anything but an Atari 2600 turkey sprite

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Random Stranger posted:

For the two or three goons who can't spot the reference immediately:



I think there have been more parodies of the poster than people who've seen the movie.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Making this week's shipping post, I found the comic cover of the year: https://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/SEP181406
EDGAR ALLAN POE`S SNIFTER OF TERROR #2


Sending this to a friend who has a huge Edgar Allan Poe tattoo.

Also a buddy of mine has launched a new kickstarter.

http://kck.st/2zc2Lqv

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Don’t know if I shared this last year when Dini and family came to our shop the day before Thanksgiving.

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site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
So stuffed


I'm dying



Or maybe just really sleepy

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