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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I'm going to a trivia night in a few days with some friends, but I realize now that I have made a horrible mistake, as I don't know poo poo about dick. Thankfully I have a membership to the SA forums, full of the brightest minds in the entire internet to help me. Please post your best trivia, give me anything you know about everything so I can maybe win a $10 gift card to Applebee's.

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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Say that your expertise is African history and keep calling everyone racist when they don't ask questions about that.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Saluteyourshorts taught me that a giraffe's tongue is black.

There you are. Enjoy your free beer.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i only know about trivia from that episode of the office.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





WWW stands for World Wide Web OP. Use this at the opportune time during trivia.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Here are some starters, these will get you far:

- The capital of Vermont is "Montpelier"
- Mark Twain's real name was Samuel Clemens
- Virtually all boys will grow as tall as their mothers

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
It's quicker to say "worldwide web" than to say its abbreviation, "www".

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Sunswipe posted:

It's quicker to say "worldwide web" than to say its abbreviation, "www".

drat, I never thought of that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
JUDAS I was the name of the original Christ which was later changed to JESUS X by the romans.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Jesus married Mary Magdalene and had many children with her.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Asmoday is a Great Lord and Commands 72 Legions.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

four presidents have been assassinated by gunshot

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
Silver is the most electrically conductive metal, followed by copper then gold and aluminum

Skypie fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Nov 1, 2018

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Hell Yeah posted:

i only know about trivia from that episode of the office.

i went to pub trivia on tuesday and there was a round consisting solely of questions about that show

it was awful

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
im gay

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Mario was called jumpman.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

doverhog posted:

Asmoday is a Great Lord and Commands 72 Legions.

more like Asmogay

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

a babirusa will likely kill itself with its own teeth if given the chance

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Old Lombard, pontious pilot, executor of judas, the king of spades.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
'trivia' is an old Irish word for 'triviums'

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Civilization as we know it will end within 50 years due to global warming.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Charizard could totally beat up Goku

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Pokemon represented the repressed feelings of their trainers.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Professor Oak is serving a five year prison sentence for molesting trees

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
A convicted murderer on death row has a longer average life expectancy than an American highschool student.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Autistic Edgy Guy is gay

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
In god's eyes no one is without sin, not even god himself.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Giraffes and humans have the same number of vertebrae. That got me off probation early when my P.O. asked me.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Sunswipe posted:

A convicted murderer on death row has a longer average life expectancy than an American highschool student.

:eyepop:

Thought this was BS but I looked it up and it’s true!

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Under a full moon, any dreams of murder will be rewarded.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
The Michal Myers mask from Halloween is a spray painted Captain Kirk mask.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Space Ghost's dad is named Leonard Ghostal and is voiced by Macho Man Randy Savage.


hth op

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

The Michal Myers mask from Halloween is a spray painted Captain Kirk mask.

Captain Kirk was named after Kirk Johnson.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Pee is stored in one ball, blood is stored in the other and semen is the protective fluid between balls and interior scrotum.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
FACT: Something is true if proceeded by the word "FACT"

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
If they ask about poetry the answer is probably Longfellow or Frost

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Antoninous Pious was the emperor who preceded Marcus Aurelius.
He oversaw the most peaceful period of Roman history at the empire's greatest extent for one of the longest periods of rule.

Because very little extreme catastrophe befell anyone during his reign and the empire and its people prospered....he is one of the least remembered Roman emperors.

The last word he ever spoke, before dying peacefully of old age at his country estate, was to a night watchman, was the password he had set for them. "equanimity"

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Nov 1, 2018

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Sword is actually pronounced "sword".

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
When the end comes, when the stars exhale on us under halitosis skies, and the moon vomits a million black winged fiends to burn us, you all will wish you'd spend more time eating rear end.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Big Beef City posted:

Antoninous Pious was the emperor who preceded Marcus Aurelius.
He oversaw the most peaceful period of Roman history at the empire's greatest extent for one of the longest periods of rule.

Because very little extreme catastrophe befell anyone during his reign and the empire and its people prospered....he is one of the least remembered Roman emperors.

The last word he ever spoke, before dying peacefully of old age at his country estate, was to a night watchman, was the password he had set for them. "equanimity"

This is really cool history thank you

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