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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i dont really know what to do i already called up the real estate agent and gave him hell about it

maybe build some traps??

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
do you fear a haunting by the ghosts of skeletons past?

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

curlys gold posted:

i dont really know what to do i already called up the real estate agent and gave him hell about it

maybe build some traps??

you harassed your real estate agent over remains being under your house? you didn't just shoot him?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The skeletons are dead and of no harm.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
turn your house into a tourist trap and rake in the big bucks OP

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

JebanyPedal posted:

The skeletons are dead and of no harm.

but how can you be sure

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
Happy Halloween

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol you're hosed mate

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

also there was this old man who told me if i bury my dead cat on the property it will come back as a skeleton

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

JebanyPedal posted:

The skeletons are dead and of no harm.

they are, however, of two arms

most of them, anyways

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Do you own a trumpet? Just give em a doot and they'll be satisfied.

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
I put them there OP, just need a safe spot until this heat dies down, just chill

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
How can it be a skeleton-only graveyard were they all picked clean by animals before burial or did they get moved after decomposing or what?!

naem
May 29, 2011

just leave our bowls of milk (skelentons love milk🥛 )

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I bury the bodies in my basement so my kids can inherit a graveyard

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
There’s a skeleton inside of you at this moment. With that being said the skeletons are your kin and you need not worry about them.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

What kind of skelatals are they and how many are there

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


it's november op

no more spooky threads allowed until next october tia

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Jawdins posted:

How can it be a skeleton-only graveyard were they all picked clean by animals before burial or did they get moved after decomposing or what?!

when a skeleton dies it is buried in a spooky graveyard

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Well you know what they say, when life gives you skeletons make bone stew.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kuato posted:

There’s a skeleton inside of you at this moment. With that being said the skeletons are your kin and you need not worry about them.

Actually, I'm a skeleton with a person inside of me

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress u talkin bout?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sponge Baathist posted:

gently caress u talkin bout?

Keep scrolling, bitch.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Just clear the area 8 or 9 times until they stop respawning

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

central dogma posted:

Do you own a trumpet? Just give em a doot and they'll be satisfied.

If a spirit’s toot you wish to mute
A doot from a flute
And with haste they shall scoot

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Let me at 'em!
I'll flight those spooky bastards

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Moridin920 posted:

lol you're hosed mate

Excuse me but my ancestors are buried under a totally different house.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

what are you complaining about your house came with a free skeleton army

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
i do not believe skeletons exist and i am offended you would suggest the possibility

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Wait, wouldn't we be ghost-possessed skeletons, or meat golems?

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
As a local vendor of swashbuckling type swords and small round shields this sounds like good news for me.

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
Be careful doing any landscaping or undergoing utility work. Depending on the survey that determined the fact that you have (I assume) culturally significant human remains on your property, it will be really difficult to comply to cultural resource laws and you, or the contracted company you hire to do the work, can get in a lot of trouble for how the remains could be handled.

This is the spoopy-est thing a skeleton can actually do to you.

thomawesome fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Nov 2, 2018

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JebanyPedal posted:

The skeletons are dead and of no harm.

Are you sure about that? :hb:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol dude i fucken hate skeletons.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Just grind them until you level up OP they stop aggroing once they hit grey difficulty rating

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Myron Baloney posted:

As a local vendor of swashbuckling type swords and small round shields this sounds like good news for me.

Skeletons are resistant to piercing weapons idiot.

Hey guys I found the first casualty in the skeleton war

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

fruit BOO!ts posted:

Skeletons are resistant to piercing weapons idiot.

Hey guys I found the first casualty in the skeleton war

Lol rube the arrangement of which he speaks is clearly the classical set of armaments for skeletons you are a fool.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
op you should move before one of them bones your wife

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i hope nobody finds this situation to be humerus

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Post on a local adventurers board and form a party before taking on the boss skeleton.

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