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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Xcom 3: 2: passed out in a pile of space drugs
 
The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 Put me in as an agent then, coach. I'm ready for some game time.

And by that I mean die instantly.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008

The Cubelodyte posted:

:ghost: Well, gently caress. Is the weapon artifact shooty or throwy? If it’s shooty I vote for that. If it’s throwy let’s examine the popper.

I'm voting along these lines.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 gently caress yeah. MC Hammer me up to go kick some xeno rear end.

Also get that ammo. Make that thing go pop.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 Look at me doing work on the first mission out.

(This totally means I'm dead next time).

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 My pants! :cry:

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 I must confess, I have never played XCom 3, so I have very little idea as to what is going on with the factions, and even the action gifs are kinda hard to follow.

However, I know I'm still alive. And shooting at the enemy. Does anything else really matter?

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 I like the idea of reducing detection to make it less likely that I get shot, but will happily defer to those that have a better idea of what is going on.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 Just keep me and my stash of space drugs safe.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008

SniperWoreConverse posted:



X-Commodation

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 I'd volunteer but I'm pretty sure my stats are too poo poo. If you think I won't be just a waste of a slot, throw me in.

e: too slow.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008

SniperWoreConverse posted:

:rip: relationships and also goons. This is why I am a crazed recluse irl

we're doin this thing even if it takes all night. Had one of those granularity faults earlier.



Stream that poo poo so I can yell in confusion at what is going on on your screen in between yelling in confusion at crazy Russians and Chinese folk playing 10 player tic-tac-toe for millions of dollars.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008

Erisian Automata posted:

Okay what. Matthew Broderick taught me that the only winning move is not to play. Space Matthew Broderick.

(im watching dota :ssh:)

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 drat right I get promoted. Pin them stripes straight on my bare chest.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Post your signups or bullshit because the thread restarts tomorrow.
Suuuuuuuure.

I better still be alive.

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 I still wish to blow poo poo up for humanity.

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