Xcom 3: 2: passed out in a pile of space drugs

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sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Necro, investigate that poo poo

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 11:28

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:57

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Yeah put me in coach no gun just lots of grenades I have a dynamite elbow

# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 05:35

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

vorebane posted:

Brainsucker pods, there's no way this can go wrong

Do it

# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 08:46

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Vadun posted:

I am ready to tank

It tanked alright

# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 19:03

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Big lab

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 07:21

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 05:26

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

SniperWoreConverse posted:

no but you can get naked and strap grenades to your arms, legs, back, and groin

Yes plz

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 20:07

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Treachery

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 03:16

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Give us the lowdown on making and selling hyper advanced weaponry to a small domed city that contains the entire remaining human race. Decent few $$ in it for us?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 03:31

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I need to figure out how to grenade poo poo

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 09:50

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Xcom 3: 2: Vadun was like a Lumbering Juggernaut it was Crazy

# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 11:38

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

I've got two legs, a pulse, detectable brain activity and a thirst for alien giblets! I'm the one you need! Send me in coach!

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 20:46

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

binge crotching posted:

We should chop up a live alien, I don't care which one.

Sometimes aliens look like people u know, you can tell it's the dumb annoying ones that no-one likes or would miss

(Fyi)

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 19:49

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

I'll take the jab, jab me. loving jab me.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 04:11

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Getting vaporized by alien plasma fire is the new living a long life and dying in your sleep

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 23:54

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

LAMARR!

# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 22:47

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Nah, screw'em

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:08

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Then energy shield keep our ppl upright unless it's poo

# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 05:37

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

He wasn't using those guts they were spare

# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 06:31

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

I thiiink I'm in there already? Mojangles, psiclone yeah hit me with the juice

# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 09:18

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Send me in coach im ready (for death)

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 20:59

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Hells yeah
Dork McSpork reporting

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 09:12

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Drug me up coach I know I'm ready!

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 09:38

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

SniperWoreConverse posted:

injecting cybernetics...
code:
sebmojo                        Value|Change|Result
----                           -----|~~~~~~|======
Health                         47   |88    |135
Accuracy                       67   |2     |69
Reactions                      13   |-8    |5
Speed                          75   |-8    |67
Stamina                        97   |-52   |45
Bravery                        20   |-10   |10
Strength                       50   |65    |115
Psi Energy                     5    |85    |90
Psi Attack                     9    |-4    |5
Psi Defense                    18   |-3    |15
Biochemistry                   0    |77    |77
Quantum Physics                0    |0     |0
Engineering                    0    |74    |74
                                  &#196;: 306 
Literally now the most mathematically cowardly agent possible within the game. Hopefully the boosted stats will help. Plenty of psi energy but weak attack and defense -- it's like having amazing stamina and trash accuracy and strength. You'd also be an acceptable biologist or engineer now.

>
drugs do not appear in inventory because of a temporary glitch
also stamina and speed is showing up wrong but whatever it'll buff out i'm sure

Send me into that closet over there coach, where it's safe! I'm ready!

I'll need a torch because darkness gives me the heebie jeebies

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 12:31

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:57

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

B: pipette my fear-wracked meatjelly into the Death Wagon

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 01:17 on May 8, 2020

# ¿ May 8, 2020 01:09

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