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Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
I would love to be a shooterman. I can barely hit the side of a barn with a laser pistol but since the best strategy is usually to just shoot and collapse any and all barns that may or may not contain aliens, I should be good enough.


Also: investigate the chronos slum. Let’s practice in the lovely part of town before we have to fight around literal glass houses.

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Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
There can’t possibly be anything strange or ominous going on at Necronomicon Mansions, so it might be time to check out Chronos Block.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
whew, two missions survived by hiding in a closet. This war is going to go just fine

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Let’s research the Arthropods.

Also I’d love to see my glorious in game avatar.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

Honky Dong Country posted:

I thought they were filthy SECTOID HYBRIDS, not mutants?

My mother was a saint and defiantly did not sleep with any filthy aliens. My dad was Canadian thank you very much.


Still want to see the insides of the Arthropod, it is important to establish what these aliens taste like. During the last Alien War, there were so many delicious lobster men.

Extropians should be our next target.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Nightmare Mansion, Chrysalis.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Arthropod Autopsy

The alliteration makes it the best choice

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Base. Second looks good, and would improve resoponse times. It’s very defendable too so that is a big plus.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
gently caress McDuck, he’s going down.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Skeletoid.

It is theorized that much like the lobstermen of the previous invasion, skeletoids hard shells likely conceal delicious meat.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Police, no Mutants.

Let’s collateral damage someone who deserves it this time.

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Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Ha ha you loving fat skeleton, you can’t shoot guns for poo poo, you don’t have **splat**

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