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JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



These guys giving Lando a run for FOTN just based on blood loss.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

IcePhoenix posted:

What are the weird marks on the back of the dude who's currently bleeding to death

Cupping.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
look at arce's loving chest. he looks like he was put through a wood chipper

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yeah the cut isn't in a bad spot in terms of his ability to see but the blood loss from the cut is pretty bad.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


I had to look this up and

quote:

The suction and negative pressure provided by cupping can loosen muscles, encourage blood flow, and sedate the nervous system (which makes it an excellent treatment for high blood pressure). Cupping is used to relieve back and neck pains, stiff muscles, anxiety, fatigue, migraines, rheumatism, and even cellulite.

Well it's obviously working

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



The middle of the octagon looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Wise Learned Man posted:

look at arce's loving chest. he looks like he was put through a wood chipper

and his back

Khorne is pleased

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Gentlemen, when you were told to paint the town red, this is not what we meant

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Blood on the camera heh

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
They're too greasy to clinch

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
It is a good night this night

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It would be cool if he was called Chris Weedman.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
arce should have really gone for it because he had to know he was down two rounds but i'll give him a pass for not being as smart as me sitting on my couch because about 45% of his brain isn't being serviced with oxygen

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Blood on the camera heh

Blood on Paul Felder too

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I'm okay with a draw here

30-26 though?

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

WHAT THE gently caress IS BRUCE BUFFER WEARING???

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
30-26 is a garbo score

Posture Pal
Nov 22, 2007


How the gently caress do you get a 30-26 out of that?

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
What the hell was that 29-28 Arce

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
30 - 26 is uh, an interesting score.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Unless the blood is going into his eyes, you let it go.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
split decision with a 30-26 is good

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

IcePhoenix posted:

I had to look this up and


Well it's obviously working

I'm not sure if it actually works

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Death of Ben Saunders.
https://gfycat.com/powerlessembarrassedamericancrayfish

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

BlindSite posted:

Unless the blood is going into his eyes, you let it go.

Apparently the blood was going in to the other guy's eyes which is sort of hilarious.

These Tiger Schulmann guys are no joke.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Time for da mothafuggin' queen of the Featherweights, Sijara Eubanks.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

IcePhoenix posted:

What are the weird circular marks on the back of the dude who's currently bleeding to death

plague

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



JaySB posted:

The middle of the octagon looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Joe Rogan is apparently reading this thread...

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Posture Pal posted:

How the gently caress do you get a 30-26 out of that?

Judge probably got freaked out by all the blood and scored R2 10-8

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

JaySB posted:

The middle of the octagon looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

the middle of the octagon took effort and artistry tho

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lmao joe rogan comparing the mat to a jackson pollock painting

perfection

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Laughing thinking about Joe Rogan interviewing Jackson POllock.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Calmly sitting down with my back perfectly straight and my legs perfectly straight and my fists resting on my knees with a big smile on my face as I wait for the next fight.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Dan Didio posted:

Calmly sitting down with my back perfectly straight and my legs perfectly straight and my fists resting on my knees with a big smile on my face as I wait for the next fight.

You don't need to lie, we all know you're furiously masturbating.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Number 4 ranked SIjara Eubanks will take on Number 3 ranked Blonde Fighter (??)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

Calmly sitting down with my back perfectly straight and my legs perfectly straight and my fists resting on my knees with a big smile on my face as I wait for the next fight.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
lol you think they might have 'shopped this out

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Makes her more relatable to the casual MMA fan.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
this fight will suck

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Dana White in six months time: If we’re not serious about Zuffa boxing, then why did we sign a Eubanks for our first main card? No further question.

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