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Give me a bunch of words and we'll get some awe-inspiring literature up in this bitch. Here's one list to start for a story: Adjective #1: Adjective #2: Country: Famous Person: First and Last Name: Number: Song: Verb ending in -ing #1: Verb ending in -ing #2: This'll probably be first come, first serve but let's get cracking!
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Adjective #1: i Adjective #2: am Country: unbelievably Famous Person: utterly First and Last Name: incomprehensibly Number:gay Song:as Verb ending in -ing #1: gently caress Verb ending in -ing #2: op
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Nov 4, 2018 02:59
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Damo posted:Adjective #1: i Live from the Olympics Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the gently caress race. All eyes will be on incomprehensibly who is representing unbelievably. incomprehensibly has already won gay medals here at the stadium. Here come the athletes now! incomprehensibly looks a little i as she gets ready to race. And they're off. incomprehensibly and utterly are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet op. incomprehensibly has won, and it's a world record! We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is incomprehensibly's last Olympics. Tears are in incomprehensibly's eyes as unbelievably's flag is raised and as is played. It's a am day for incomprehensibly and all the people from unbelievably.
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Nov 4, 2018 03:00
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 NEW CRITERIA Adjective #1: Adjective #2: Adjective #3: Animal #1: Animal #2: Animal #3: Body Part #1: Body Part #2: Clothing: Color #1: Color #2: Foreign Language: Noun: Pet's Name: Plural Food: Plural Noun:
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Nov 4, 2018 03:02
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EorayMel posted:
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Nov 4, 2018 03:13
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Pet Show One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's Delicious!" I said. "I'm sure Spot will win." Spot is our pet Human. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking Butt and jumping through Nouns. Her favorite food is Foods. It's the only thing she'll eat. On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed Spot and tied her favorite Socks around her neck. She looked Thirst-quenching. I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big Monkey. On the other side was a English poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how Spot can balance a Coca-Cola on her Hair. The judges were very impressed. At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big Walrus with Black stripes. But Spot got a White ribbon for being the most Refreshing Human at the show.  NEW CRITERIA Adjective #1: Adjective #2: Adjective #3: Adjective #4: Adjective #5: Noun #1: Noun #2: Noun #3: Plural Noun: Verb #1: Verb #2:
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Nov 4, 2018 03:16
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lmbo thanks OP
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Nov 4, 2018 03:19
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Adjective #1: amusing Adjective #2: blood-thirsty Adjective #3: hairy Adjective #4: childlike Adjective #5: shocking Noun #1: government Noun #2: pan Noun #3: brick Plural Noun: crackers Verb #1: lift Verb #2: drop
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Nov 4, 2018 03:26
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EorayMel posted:Pet Show Frisky Rotund Gargantuan Objectionable Scrumptious Tree Black hole MMORPG Panhandlers Overwhelmed Spanked
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Nov 4, 2018 03:27
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Your Fortune Here is your fortune for today: You will meet a handsome government. amusing things are coming your way. Be on the lookout for crackers; it could mean disaster. Don't be afraid to lift; this may seem blood-thirsty, but will pay off in the long run. Give a pan to a friend; but try not to seem too hairy. Your romantic future looks childlike; be sure to drop your brick before going out. Send a note or card to someone who is shocking to you.  VS Your Fortune Here is your fortune for today: You will meet a handsome Tree. Frisky things are coming your way. Be on the lookout for Panhandlers; it could mean disaster. Don't be afraid to Overwhelmed; this may seem Rotund, but will pay off in the long run. Give a Black Hole to a friend; but try not to seem too Gargantuan . Your romantic future looks Objectionable; be sure to Spanked your MMORPG before going out. Send a note or card to someone who is Scrumptious to you. Which fortune is fake?
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Nov 4, 2018 03:29
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The new criteria is: Adjective #1: Adjective #2: Adjective #3: Adverb: Noun #1: Noun #2: Noun #3: Noun #4: Noun #5: Noun #6: Plural Noun:
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Nov 4, 2018 03:36
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Adjective #1: slimy Adjective #2: tepid Adjective #3: great Adverb: quickly Noun #1: chair Noun #2: log Noun #3: Studebaker Noun #4: hand Noun #5: hat Noun #6: trombone Plural Noun: flowers
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Nov 4, 2018 03:40
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Vato posted:Adjective #1: slimy Driving Tips Driving a car can be fun if you follow this slimy advice: When approaching a chair on the right, always blow your log. Before making a tepid turn, always stick your Studebaker out of the window. Every 2000 miles, have your hand inspected and your hat checked. When approaching a school, watch out for great flowers. Above all, drive quickly. The trombone you save may be your own!
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Nov 4, 2018 03:41
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EorayMel posted:Driving Tips I love it!
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Nov 4, 2018 03:42
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Let's do something slightly different. Adjective #1: Adjective #2: Adverb: (Forum User) Name: Noun #1: Noun #2: Noun #3: Noun #4: Plural Noun #1: Plural Noun #2: Plural Noun #3: Verb #1: Verb #2: Verb #3: Verb #4: Verb #5: Verb #6:
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Nov 4, 2018 03:45
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Adjective #1: enchanting Adjective #2: surreal Adverb: effectively (Forum User) Name: Microwave's Mom Noun #1: computer Noun #2: sword Noun #3: brick Noun #4: wheel Plural Noun #1: tacos Plural Noun #2: clams Plural Noun #3: bottles Verb #1: dash Verb #2: drive Verb #3: fart Verb #4: fall Verb #5: fly Verb #6: smile
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Nov 4, 2018 04:00
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Vato posted:Adjective #1: enchanting Summer Activities There are so many things to dash in the summer. For instance, my favorite thing to do in the summer is drive. I like to go to the computer, fart in the pool, and eat bottles. I try not to fall too effectively, since I may become enchanting and have to stay inside. Sometimes I go to the sword with my friends, or we can fly at Microwave's Mom's house. The zoo is a surreal place to visit, and I can get free tacos at the library. Of course, I also have to mow the brick, water the clams, and clean my wheels sometimes. On a really hot day, I just like to smile.
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Nov 4, 2018 04:01
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EorayMel posted:Summer Activities So true! I'll let someone else go next...even though I want to go again!
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Nov 4, 2018 04:05
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New criteria for whoever is interested: Adjective #1: Adjective #2: Adjective #3: Adjective #4: Adjective #5: Adjective #6: Large Number: (Forum User) Name: Noun #1: Noun #2: Place: Plural Noun #1: Plural Noun #2: Plural Noun #3: Small Number: Verb ending in -ing:
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Nov 4, 2018 04:07
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EorayMel posted:Be on the lookout for crackers; it could mean disaster.  EorayMel posted:New criteria for whoever is interested:
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Nov 4, 2018 04:48
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Last one for tonight, sorry for it being a bit late but: Job Cover Letter I am qualified for this job because I'm beefy. I got a college education at The Ram Rod in Fort Lauderdale and I majored in cum shots. I consider myself very sweaty because I'm a butthole. I'll be working to support my wife and our three throbbing erections. I'm looking for a job that pays between 11 and 12 dollars a year. I have experience using tight assholes and a rear end in a top hat. I have a lubricated attitude that makes me good for pumping. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most meaty candidate for this job. Sincerely, EorayMel
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Nov 4, 2018 05:28
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Let's see who gets a funnier version: [verb] [verb2] [verb3] [verb4] [name] [noun] [body part] [body part2] [animal] [adjective]
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Nov 4, 2018 11:10
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My turn.By popular demand posted:Let's see who gets a funnier version:
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Nov 4, 2018 15:24
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I encourage everyone to submit words before reading. EM, that works rather well, I think: (Lowtax may disagree) Lowtax dear, I am dying all day to ask you one or two questions. Let me, dear, for I have told you everything I ever did and so I can ask you in turn. I wonder will you answer them. When that person whose molar I long to stop with the click of a shoe put his hand or hands under your skirts did he only drive you outside or did he put his fingernail or fingernails up into you? If he did, did they go far enough to slobber that little cock at the end of your oval office? Did he slobber you behind? Was he a long time driving you and did you come? Did he ask you to slobber him and did you do so? If you did not slobber him did he come against you and did you shear it? Another question, Lowtax. I know that I was the first man that blocked you but did any man ever churn you? Did that boy you were fond of ever do it? Tell me now, Lowtax, truth for truth, honesty for honesty. When you were with him in the dark at night did your fingernails never, never unbutton his trousers and slip inside like platypus? Did you ever churn him, dear, tell me truly or anyone else? Did you never never, never shear a man’s or a boy’s prick in your fingernails until you unbuttoned me? If you are not offended do not be afraid to tell me the truth. Darling, darling, tonight I have such a wild lust for your body that if you were here beside me and even if you told me with your own lips that half the burly louts of Galway had had a gently caress at you before me I would still rush at you with desire.
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