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nodding to myself, satisfied, I begin the descent
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Nov 5, 2018 22:11
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I sit on the piss
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Nov 5, 2018 22:16
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Pee is sterile I heard. So I don’t care if I sit on it or pee my pants. I’ll be ok
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Nov 5, 2018 22:27
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people who use those dumb toilet seat guards are loving weak cowards
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Nov 5, 2018 22:36
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Chinatown posted:people who use those dumb toilet seat guards are loving weak cowards hell yeah what u scared of a little pee pee on ur bum bum? wuss
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Nov 5, 2018 22:36
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Still warm 
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Nov 5, 2018 22:38
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i always give the seat a quick brush with some tp to clear off any potential pubes
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Nov 5, 2018 22:46
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Same but at home in the house I share with 3 Spanish dudes
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Nov 5, 2018 22:50
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Lick it clean for the next person it's common courtesy
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Nov 5, 2018 23:01
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theres one toilet that sprays a bit of water onto the seat when it flushes and I will never use it cause I don't want someone to think I pissed on the seat overall my office is actually pretty good, occasionally someone leaves a disaster but only once every couple months
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Nov 5, 2018 23:13
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Chinatown posted:people who use those dumb toilet seat guards are loving weak cowards rear end gaskets..I believe that's the official term. Never use them. If I get rear end cancer, so be it.
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Nov 5, 2018 23:18
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the more money people in your office are earning the more likely the whole stall will be trashed for some reason
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Nov 5, 2018 23:18
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Chinatown posted:people who use those dumb toilet seat guards are loving weak cowards The ones in our office have a "Compliments of the management" pre printed on them, i like to think its some toilet company's backdoor burn.
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Nov 5, 2018 23:23
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Also referred to as 'cowboy hats'. Always use a cowboy hat when flying a Mexican Space Shuttle (blue work site Porta-Potty).
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Nov 5, 2018 23:43
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What if it’s uniformly covered in piss?  Then you have to do.. the taste test. 
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Nov 6, 2018 00:02
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Finding none, moving to the next stall ..... So thirsty....
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Nov 6, 2018 00:05
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What if everything in the entire bathroom is covered uniformly in piss and is indistinguishable from a pristine, clean bathroom? 
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Nov 6, 2018 00:06
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*wipes the seat with the tip of the tie* Good as new!
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Nov 6, 2018 00:25
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if everything in the entire bathroom is covered uniformly in piss and is indistinguishable from a pristine, clean bathroom? if everything is piss, nothing is piss
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Nov 6, 2018 00:28
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if it’s uniformly covered in piss? ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if everything in the entire bathroom is covered uniformly in piss and is indistinguishable from a pristine, clean bathroom? You seem really invested in these ideas, friend.
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bird with big dick posted:You seem really invested in these ideas, friend. I was just trying to draw attention to the idea that looking for a spot of piss might prove faulty if it’s ALL PISS! 
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Nov 6, 2018 00:30
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Sorry, OP, you took too long. Now you are fired.
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Nov 6, 2018 01:44
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When you get old you stop really caring, not about piss on the seat but people hearing and smell We only have one toilet on our floor and I just loving dominate that thing and laugh when I’m washing my hands someone comes in to use it
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Nov 6, 2018 02:12
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I'll usually just poo poo in the sink if there's pee on the toilet seats.
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Nov 6, 2018 03:02
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my peeper touches the rim and the drop of urine that's there from the last man absorbs into my own I am one with the piss
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:my peeper touches the rim and the drop of urine that's there from the last man absorbs into my own That is the grossest thing I’ve ever read thx. 
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Burt Sexual posted:The ones in our office have a "Compliments of the management" pre printed on them, i like to think its some toilet company's backdoor burn. You’re welcome. Think of me when you’re dropping the kids off at the pool
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Nov 6, 2018 05:11
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We've had early voting the past week at my City Hall so the toilets have been a disaster. Too much use. Tomorrow's gonna be a real poop fest.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:13
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So you spend 20 odd minutes like a crazy bird building a nest out of toilet paper to keep your pristine behind safe and plop down. Your dick touches the dirty rim of the bowl.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:18
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Tasting the toilet seat is the only way to be sure.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:21
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Sorry guys, I just finished an intense boning session in the supply closet and the stream is bifurcated.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:26
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I hate it when I take my time to carefully apply the seat protector in just the right position (ripping off the flap so I don't piss on it) and then when I turn around to sit down, the sensor triggers and flushes, ducking down the protector.
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Nov 6, 2018 05:27
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somebody at work the Friday before labor day weekend managed to poo poo onto the wall behind the toilet
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Nov 6, 2018 10:56
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Fools use the toilet guard. Studies have shown there is a 2% chance the fluid is diarrhea and a 1% chance it is cum.
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Nov 6, 2018 11:01
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The toilet seat, floor and sometimes the walls at my place are often soaked for some reason.naem posted:the more money people in your office are earning the more likely the whole stall will be trashed for some reason While my previous statement contradicts this, I've found it to be generally true.
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Nov 6, 2018 11:05
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naem posted:the more money people in your office are earning the more likely the whole stall will be trashed for some reason Cocaine spasms
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Colonel Cancer posted:So you spend 20 odd minutes like a crazy bird building a nest out of toilet paper to keep your pristine behind safe and plop down. Welp, gotta cut if off now I guess
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:1% chance it is cum. If you work with me it's like 40%
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Doing a handstand so you can poo poo safely and avoid the piss on the seat. Of course, this is an impractical solution if there is piss on the floor.
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