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rovert
Jun 10, 2013

ATTENTION HOTLINE FANS!

There is hot news circulating about your favorite or most hated promotion or wrestler, but because of the sensitivity of these scoops I can't talk about them here on Something Awful.

To get the low down exclusive, call my hotline now!



https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/sta...815435405795330

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



pressedbunny posted:

I was at a comic-con a few weeks back and felt really bad for a Symmetra cosplayer in an Overwatch group; everyone with a camera was surrounding a plain and simple zero suit D.Va and Tracer, and totally ignoring Symmetra, who had clearly put in far more work. She had LEDs and everything. People have got no taste.

A guy who made a male Symmetra just won the Blizzcon costume contest. The Blizzcon contest is a big deal with people putting in hundreds of hours of work though.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somehwere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



alright so which 57 year old luchador was visiting titan towers

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


LA Park is only 52, unfortunately.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


This LA Park/Rush feud has gotten really method.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Jeremy Corbyn has been made the subject of an official complaint to the Labour party over his suggestion in 2013 that some British Zionists do not understand 'English irony'.

Are you offended?

Why not put in a complaint?




Hey Yanks, remember that today is voting day so get your butt's out of your beds and go build a government that won't enable WWE to make bank of Saudi blood money!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


I voted a week and a half ago and I'm not enfranchised to vote for anyone who has national significance.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012



I'm cool with Corporate Bliss.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



D.N. Nation posted:

I'm cool with Corporate Bliss.

That's why people keep giving money to WWE

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



I know, that joke was bad

Pandanaut
May 26, 2007

goin to the fuckin moon


The Undertaker is coming to my local sports bar for a signing in December.

I am debating if I should go.

E: nevermind it is $150.

Pandanaut fucked around with this message at Nov 6, 2018 around 18:15

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

ATTENTION HOTLINE FANS!

There is hot news circulating about your favorite or most hated promotion or wrestler, but because of the sensitivity of these scoops I can't talk about them here on Something Awful.

To get the low down exclusive, call my hotline now!


Been in the works for years and years

https://twitter.com/PWInsidercom/st...849765477904385

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

DukeofCA posted:

So they jobbed Braun out to Brock and are now trying to make him look like an unstoppable monster again.

Yeah, they hosed him up so bad that I stopped caring & didn't even bother watching MNR or CJ. After hearing the news about Brock winning again, I don't even care about the UHC belt, it's no different than the old WHC belt in terms of importance (probably worse, actually). Likely going to take a break from WWE programming for a while, sucks but I've got better poo poo to watch than a rolling dumpster fire being driven by a sad, dementia-ridden, crazy old leather handbag of a man.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007




Next stop, TNA/IMPACT

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Rarity posted:

Hey Yanks, remember that today is voting day so get your butt's out of your beds and go build a government that won't enable WWE to make bank of Saudi blood money!

I appreciate your optimism that a change in legislative and executive control would mean the stoppage of weapon sales.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



CobiWann posted:

I appreciate your optimism that a change in legislative and executive control would mean (insert any worthwhile cause here)

Our political system is as broken or more broken than our medical system

The american dream

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


DukeofCA posted:

So they jobbed Braun out to Brock and are now trying to make him look like an unstoppable monster again.

Maybe unstoppable but definitely escapable.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know, but you are fucking perfect


Endless Mike posted:

I voted a week and a half ago and I'm not enfranchised to vote for anyone who has national significance.

My state is super blue but "well they're going to win anyway so why bother" is how we got where we are today so you better believe I'm walking through the lovely wintery mix we have going on today to cast my vote

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

If you don't vote for a third party you're literally complicit with the destruction of Yemen and are basically Vince McMahon

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Voting blue in Massachusetts is basically a drop in the bucket on a national level, but question 2 on our ballot would enact a commission to advocate for the overturn of Citizens United which mandates that corporations have the same rights as people and is thoroughly my poo poo. It's also an incidental gently caress you to Vince and Linda so weeeeeeee!

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Voting third party in america is basically saying 'here, throw this vote away for me'

It's sad

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Voting third party in america is basically saying 'here, throw this vote away for me'

It's sad



I can't believe how applicable this crap from 20 years ago is today. The Simpsons is probably the greatest TV show ever.

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

If you kill an old person before either of you vote then basically your vote counts double. Little trick right there.

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

don't forget your goat today. i know a lot of us got a goat for Easter, please keep taking care of it. goats need a lot of attention and stimulation or they can get destructive

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Baron Corbin posted:

don't forget your goat today. i know a lot of us got a goat for Easter, please keep taking care of it. goats need a lot of attention and stimulation or they can get destructive

Don't forget your moat, either. That moat you want around your house isn't going to dig itself!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Buy a gun, shoot the man who sold it to you and bring about full glorious communism imo

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


IcePhoenix posted:

My state is super blue but "well they're going to win anyway so why bother" is how we got where we are today so you better believe I'm walking through the lovely wintery mix we have going on today to cast my vote

No I mean I live in DC so I literally have no one to vote for on a national level. I did vote for mayor and council, but those are so partisan that they're functionally decided in the Democratic primary (which I also voted in and no one I voted for that was contested won).

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


it should be illegal that you have to go anywhere or wait any amount of time To vote #millennial #correct

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

Endless Mike posted:

No I mean I live in DC so I literally have no one to vote for on a national level. I did vote for mayor and council, but those are so partisan that they're functionally decided in the Democratic primary (which I also voted in and no one I voted for that was contested won).

Kill an old person anyways.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Sugar Blaster posted:

Question 2 on our ballot would enact a commission to advocate for the overturn of Citizens United which mandates that corporations have the same rights as people and is thoroughly my poo poo.

I refuse to believe corporations are people until Texas executes one.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


You should be allowed to vote on your phone.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Text Lockherup to 86776 now. Additional fees may apply.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps, forgot to look. I was distracted - by the largest penis I have ever seen


When I went to vote the place was literally filled with just people in their 20's and old people.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



SunshineDanceParty posted:

When I went to vote the place was literally filled with just people in their 20's and old people.

People in their 30's and 40's are too busy working overtime trying to survive

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

quick reminder to Americans that even if your vote doesnít make a difference to the results, your president is obsessed with numbers and ratings so every not-R vote will make him a little bit sadder

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


jesus WEP posted:

quick reminder to Americans that even if your vote doesn’t make a difference to the results, your president is obsessed with numbers and ratings so every not-R vote will make him a little bit sadder

I mean while we're on the topic our president isn't actually capable of rational self evaluation nor is he capable of sadness but thank you for the thoughts anyway.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


I can't wait for the election to be over.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

What a week it's been.
So much to talk about.
And so many things we can't talk about.

Pillbug

Cavauro posted:

it should be illegal that you have to go anywhere or wait any amount of time To vote #millennial #correct

Iím lucky enough to live in a state with mail-in ballots and itís a goddamn sham that it isnít nationally available. Itís essentially middle-class voter suppression.

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007

In Kimoa we believe that, regardless of what occurs outside, life is what happens within. Freedom is a state of mind, and limitations are too. We always chose freedom. We believe that if something frightens you a little, but it makes you happy, you should go for it. That's the essence of adventures.

gently caress wrong thread

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Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


https://twitter.com/mattypaddock/st...871664941477888

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