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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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FUJOSHI! Dirty Rotten Shippers! is the working title for the hot new prototype by Meltwater designer and raving malcontent Erin Lee Escobedo, aka yr gal pal Gutter Owl!

FUJOSHI! is a romance and matchmaking card game for 2-4 players. You and your most romance-addled rivals conspire to make seven attractive anime boys (or even g...girls!?) kiss each other for fun and pervertprofit!



At the start of the game, players pick the relationships they want to bet on, then spend their turns scouting, convincing, and cajoling the NPC protagonists to fall for the right partner. Successful pairings score points, and rare pairs score a bonus!



Weird theme aside, this is a middleweight card game that should provide a nice crunchy experience, drawing from inspirations like Argent and Pax Renaissance. You could even call it a dutch-auction based tableau builder, except the tableaus you're building are all neutral NPCS in the middle of the board, and you're trying to bet on which tableaus will synergize the best.

But that's boring, and you're boring, and it's time to kiss the animes.

The latest playtest version of the rules can be found here, and the playtest cards can be found here.

For our maiden voyage, we'll be sending SoftNum, Pseudo, Stelas, and Tekopo into the hot hot boy trenches to duke it out in the name of love. Comments and jeers from the peanut gallery are welcome, of course. Make sure to remind the players that they're wrong and their ships are wrong at every possible opportunity.

Of course, before we can begin, we need a couple votes from our players. Fujos, please report in with your choices:
  • Are we playing Standard Monogamy, Soft Triangles, or full Polyamory?
  • Are we playing with the Yandere variant?
  • Are you ready to go beyond, or were you born to make history?

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Nov 8, 2018

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Reserved.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Sorry for the delay, fujos! Busy day, and had to rejigger some back end stuff. Let's get rolling.



(If you're having trouble reading the cards, you can rightclick and Open Image in New Tab for a better look.)

No gifts in the opening flop, so no coins on Rumors to start. Player order is SoftNum > Pseudo > Stelas > Tekopo.

We start with the Secrets and Betting Phase. In player order, please announce which desire card you're peeking at (e.g. Red Outermost). I'll secretly PM you which card you saw, and then you'll secretly PM back with your three Act 1 ships in ranked order.



Once everyone's done that, we'll start the buying rounds with SoftNum and our boy Red!

SoftNum, which card will you peek at?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
By CO, Stelas peeks at Indigo outer. Tek is up.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Card peeks sent! As soon as I get back everyone's shipping charts, we'll get started with turns proper.

Remember to rank your ships: your #1 ship will be worth 3VP this round, #2 worth 2VP, and #3 worth 1VP. You can include the same character in multiple ships to hedge your bets, but you can't list the same pairing multiple times.

(Also, forgot to mention: Because of turn order, SoftNum and Pseudo will start with ¥500, while Stelas and Tek will have ¥600.)

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Stelas posted:

Silly question - any chance the colours can be written on the image above cards? I found myself a bit confused between blue and indigo for a bit and it might be nice to be explicit about colours.

It's written under their desires.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
It's cool, might mean it's not obvious enough.



(Rightclick and Open Image in New Tab for a better look.)

SoftNum ¥500 :h:
Pseudo ¥500
Stelas ¥600
Tekopo ¥600

Everyone's chosen, so SoftNum, you're up!

a) Would you like to pay to move the focus marker (¥100 per move), and
b) Will you Purchase a Card, Start Rumors, or Pass?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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SoftNum asks Red to spot them a few extra bucks for a BL zine, and he's happy to lend a little to a friend. And her friends. And wow where did his wallet go. But at least he looks like a real mensch in front of the lads.




SoftNum ¥600
Pseudo ¥600 :h:
Stelas ¥700
Tekopo ¥700

So that's where those gifts got off to. Pseudo, what's your poison?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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SoftNum ¥600
Pseudo ¥500
Stelas ¥700 :h:
Tekopo ¥700

Poor Yellow. Maybe next time, lil buddy.

Stelas, you're up and the focus is on Indigo.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Stelas posted:

Precious Coin by fjs_stelas for indigo_book
Fujoshi!! Dirty Rotten Shitposters | 腐女子!! DQN 2ch
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Romance, Indigo Card | Ai Toranpukādo, Bottom Left, i'd bottom left too ngl

...ok i get the ao3 joke, but i'm now 100% confused by what your actual move is. I think you're saying "Pay ¥100 to give the bottom left kindness card to Indigo?"

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl



SoftNum ¥700
Pseudo ¥600
Stelas ¥800
Tekopo ¥800 :h:

Stelas continues the early wealth sharing, proving that Gutter Owl can't stop making games about communism.

(i forgot the part of my own game where the kindness cards take from the rumor card. so we've had a little extra in that untapped kitty the past couple turns. no harm no foul tho.)

Tekopo, you're up!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Tekopo posted:

One question: If I get one of the jobs on the top row and it says to get a gift, the only choice I have is the bouquet of lillies, and I'm assuming I don't have to put coins down on all preceding spaces, I can just buy it outright?

Incorrect. You pay the full cost. (And the job's benefit only reduces the pricetag-cost, not the putting-down-coins cost.) I think getting a double action is already benefit enough? Getting the gift is optional though.


SoftNum posted:

Also GO (I couldn't find this in the rules so if it's there forgive me) When moving a character adjacent to another, are you required to make the minimum number of moves to fulfill the condition (i.e. adjacent but still on the same side), or can you move them to be on the opposite side?

You can choose either side.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Still waiting on Tekopo.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Tekopo posted:

Spend to move the focus and then get the Part Time Job: Cosplay Cafe, buy no gift.

I imagine you mean spending one to move onto green? (You could spend more to move focus further.)

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl


Green is very popular. He also envies the dead. (However, it does teach him how to get his contouring game on point.)




SoftNum ¥700 :h:
Pseudo ¥600
Stelas ¥800
Tekopo ¥600

SoftNum is up!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl



SoftNum ¥500
Pseudo ¥600 :h:
Stelas ¥800
Tekopo ¥600

Pseudoscorpion, you're up!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Pseudo clarified on discord that he meant Red's outermost desire.

That brings the rumors card up to ¥400 currently.

Stelas > Tekopo > SoftNum > Pseudo: In this order, please choose to either BUY or SELL. As a reminder:

BUYERS will pay in ¥100 (except Pseudo, who already paid) to peek at Red's outermost desire. Then if they can unanimously agree, they may move Red one space in either direction.

SELLERS will split all the money on the Rumor card (including the Buyers' payments), rounding down.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Nov 14, 2018

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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SoftNum picks up a cool ¥600 for their troubles.

Sending PMs now. It's 11:30AM PST. Buyers, you have 24 hours to reach a unanimous consensus on moving Red one space. Otherwise, Red will not move. Please use this thread as you need, or take it to discord. If anyone says they're gonna stonewall, we'll end the discussion early and move on.

This is also a good opportunity to remind everyone that money can be exchanged freely in this game, and deals resolved in the same turn are binding.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
:frogsiren: CRITICAL MODERATOR BRAIN ERROR! CRITICAL MODERATOR BRAIN ERROR! :frogsiren:

I don't know where my brain was, but the card A Sudden Kink cannot be discarded to fuel Rumors!

Since we've already gone through the rumors process, and I've already given out secret information, all I can do is please ask Pseudoscorpion to select a different card to burn for rumors.

Sorry! I messed up!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Ok. Pseudo has said he'll burn the Internship card instead. The coin on it gets dumped into Rumors, which means SoftNum picks up another ¥100.

Please proceed with any discussion. Sorry for the interruption, and double sorry if that interfered with anyone's decisions.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Red moves! Focus shifts to indigo.




SoftNum ¥1200
Pseudo ¥500
Stelas ¥700 :h:
Tekopo ¥500

Stelas is up!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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The student council is headhunting! Until further notice, Study cards are ¥100 cheaper.




SoftNum ¥1200
Pseudo ¥500
Stelas ¥500
Tekopo ¥500 :h:

Tekopo! Orange is ready, and waiting for your call.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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(Still waiting for Tekopo.)

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Nov 17, 2018

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
No worries.

In the meantime, I've noticed a pretty devastating problem in recent tests, and I'm going to need to drop in a hotfix right now. It shouldn't affect anyone's turn thusfar. All coins spent on a gift's price tag goes to the Rumors card, not to the bank. Keep this in mind for future turns.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Student Council discount applies. Sarah McLachlan plays softly in the distance.





SoftNum ¥1200 :h:
Pseudo ¥500
Stelas ¥500
Tekopo ¥400

Alright moneybags, whatchu got?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Cha-ching.



(0 accessories in discard) <-- adding this cuz it's relevant

SoftNum ¥500
Pseudo ¥500 :h:
Stelas ¥500
Tekopo ¥400

We're officially halfway through act 1! Pseudo is up.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
The rumor mill looks pretty hungry for new gossip...



(0 accessories in discard)

SoftNum ¥500
Pseudo ¥300
Stelas ¥500 :h:
Tekopo ¥400

Stelas, you're up!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Where one accessory falls, another shall rise.



(0 accessories in discard)

SoftNum ¥500
Pseudo ¥300
Stelas ¥400
Tekopo ¥400 :h:

Tekopo, it's your turn!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Cash out.



(0 accessories in discard)

SoftNum ¥600 :h:
Pseudo ¥400
Stelas ¥500
Tekopo ¥500

SoftNum is up!

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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SoftNum posted:

Buy Rumors

Remember, you need to pick and purchase a card to discard, and a secret desire to peek at. (I realize that everyone's probably selling, but you still gotta burn a card.)

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Need SoftNum's buy/sell choice...but in a bit. We're going to pause for the moment, while I take the temperature of the room.

So, FUJOSHI is obviously a game in development. After several plays of the game, and about ten turns of this and the other PBP, I've pushed through several major, game altering changes. So right now, we're playing a lame duck version of the game that isn't necessarily very good.

I've already gotten the data I want for this, but I want to leave the game in your hands. So, I'd like to take a vote from everyone.

1) Do you want to finish out this old version of the game? Or do you wanna relaunch with the sexy new version?
2) How much do you care either way? A lot, a little, or none at all.
3) If we *do* end up relaunching, do you want to stay on, or opt out?

Whatever you choose, thank you so much for participating thusfar.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Nov 27, 2018

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl


Give me a day to get set up again, then. I'll post a link to the next game thread soon.

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Alright, the new thread is up! Get in here!

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