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Shitty Wizard
Jan 2, 2013

ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP


Personally I usually get Bubble Tape though sometimes I get grape Bubblicious.



Disclaimer - I don't nor have I ever worked for Big Gum, Little Gum, Indie Gum, nor have I produced any illegal chewing gum.

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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Nicobate

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

JUICY FRUIT BIIIIIITCH

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007
I like rocks, I like sticks.

Chaw.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




Nap Ghost



I've been loyal to extra whitening gum for over a decade. There are always a couple of bottles hanging around my car and house. I'm sure it will eventually be proven to be highly carcinogenic but nothing else has the sharp chemical mint flavour I crave.

mynameisbatman
Oct 3, 2008



It used to be fingernails but I quit biting them and now they look good.

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

5 gum Cobalt

It's like gum from a teen dystopian novel

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


chewing gunt

ass
Sep 22, 2011


Young Orc

Moon Atari posted:



I've been loyal to extra whitening gum for over a decade. There are always a couple of bottles hanging around my car and house. I'm sure it will eventually be proven to be highly carcinogenic but nothing else has the sharp chemical mint flavour I crave.

Been chewing those for years and my teeth are still piss yellow. They’re good and minty though.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Blow Pops

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



rear end posted:

Been chewing those for years and my teeth are still piss yellow. They’re good and minty though.

Stop drinking piss then

Ben Me Lowtax
Aug 22, 2005


Grimey Drawer

I always thought zebra stripe would be tasty but, alas, it lost flavor in a matter of seconds. This was the day, as a child, that I learned what betrayal truly meant.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig


Circumcision offcuts

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



big red but they dont sell them here anymore

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



Cigarettes and heroin

Super Grocery Kart
Apr 6, 2011



Grimey Drawer

rear end

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

cud

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

Urethra wins my approval as a Good Word

Biscuit Hider

Orbits, mostly sweet mint flavor but sometimes spearmint

Juicy fruit was great as a kid, not sure if I’d enjoy it now

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Juicy Fruit is the worst gum. Sure it has the best flavor, but it lasts 10 seconds then it's gone.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 3, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."


Extra. it looses flavor the quickest but is best for bubble blowing and why else do you chew gun if not to pop it constantly

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet




Local Weather posted:

5 gum Cobalt

It's like gum from a teen dystopian novel

To this day I have a hard time believing 5 is actually sugar free

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003



peppermint orbit

edit: chewing some now OP

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011


Big Red is where it's at. I also chew a caffeinated Japanese gum called Black Black.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



That creepy little red dude was full of poo poo, Chiclets never did come back into style

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.


Outrageous Lumpwad

Dentyne Ice

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet




Phy posted:

That creepy little red dude was full of poo poo, Chiclets never did come back into style

Chiclets died so that kids could be confused by the name "chiclet style keyboard" just like they are the save icon

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
SUCKING DICK FOR XENFORO MONEY


cock

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



lovely Wizard posted:

Personally I usually get Bubble Tape though sometimes I get grape Bubblicious.



Disclaimer - I don't nor have I ever worked for Big Gum, Little Gum, Indie Gum, nor have I produced any illegal chewing gum.
what are you like 12 years old?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


As an adult I never buy gum because what is the point but I remember big league chew being delicious as a child

BloodRed
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.

Fallen Rib

foreskins

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

Urethra wins my approval as a Good Word

Biscuit Hider

I swallow 90% of the chewing gum I put in my mouth.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Unexpected.


Whatever I find under the bus seat.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009



numberoneposter posted:

what are you like 12 years old?

Bubble tape flavor lasts a shockingly long time

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

Devils Affricate posted:

As an adult I never buy gum because what is the point but I remember big league chew being delicious as a child

Sometimes when I have to talk to other people (this happens sometimes) I don't want my rancid goon breath from making them want to run away. So I stick a minty piece of gum in my mouth to make it smell better.

Ohyesitsme
Apr 12, 2018
Yay!

Are we not differentiating between bubble gum and chewing gum?
Bubble gum is for kids, chewing gum is a breath freshener/something to chew on. I'm with the Wrigleys Extra White gang.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

Mintaburst but it's gone, gone

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

the big cup of mentos that i keep in my car. no wrappers so no trash all over the car and you can keep an extra empty container in the car for small trash or spent gum or whatever

Ohyesitsme
Apr 12, 2018
Yay!

Chinatown posted:

the big cup of mentos that i keep in my car. no wrappers so no trash all over the car and you can keep an extra empty container in the car for small trash or spent gum or whatever

Mentos are a chewy mint candy, not gum. You are disqualified.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Ohyesitsme posted:

Mentos are a chewy mint candy, not gum. You are disqualified.

get dunked bitch

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Ohyesitsme
Apr 12, 2018
Yay!

Granted. But you are disqualified in the UK and Ireland.

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