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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Altoids.

What? It's not chewing gum? gently caress you, I have a sweet tin.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

chew on this!!!
:blastu:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SardonicTyrant posted:

Altoids.

What? It's not chewing gum? gently caress you, I have a sweet tin.

gently caress yeah minty af. :munch:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i enjoy a big wad of a depression-era tire from a model A now and then

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
NEVER BEEN MUCH INTO GUM OP BUT THANKS FOR ASKING

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i started on big league chew now i dont have any teeth :sigh:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I like fruit gums but usually there's only mint and like kiwi orange or something else that's obviously nasty

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
I don't have one because I get severe abdominal pain if I chew too much gum. And before you say "just chew less" the answer is no.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

dudeness posted:

I don't have one because I get severe abdominal pain if I chew too much gum. And before you say "just chew less" the answer is no.

Does chewing gum without artificial sweeteners make a difference?

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

BaconCopter posted:

Does chewing gum without artificial sweeteners make a difference?

I only chew sugar free, I haven't had gum with sugar since I was a kid.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

dudeness posted:

I only chew sugar free, I haven't had gum with sugar since I was a kid.

Betchya actual sugar gum doesn't upset your stomach.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

BaconCopter posted:

Betchya actual sugar gum doesn't upset your stomach.

Oh definitely, apparently Xylitol apparently gives lots of people gas/tummy pain, but I still don't want to have sugared gum because I like my teeth. In conclusion all gum has drawbacks.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dudeness posted:

Oh definitely, apparently Xylitol apparently gives lots of people gas/tummy pain, but I still don't want to have sugared gum because I like my teeth. In conclusion all gum has drawbacks.

I don't like your teeth so I'm going to punch you in them

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Neutrino posted:

Sometimes when I have to talk to other people (this happens sometimes) I don't want my rancid goon breath from making them want to run away. So I stick a minty piece of gum in my mouth to make it smell better.

Maybe just brush your idiot teeth

Linnear
Nov 3, 2010

Ben Me Lowtax posted:

I always thought zebra stripe would be tasty but, alas, it lost flavor in a matter of seconds. This was the day, as a child, that I learned what betrayal truly meant.

You have to compensate by cramming half the pack into your maw.

I like Big Red, but it's been ages.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Devils Affricate posted:

Maybe just brush your idiot teeth

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

chewin the cud

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I found this great mediterranean fruit flavoured gum on a school trip to france. It tasted just like mediterranean flavour 5Alive (if any UK and ireland goons are curious) but I've never seen anything like it here.

Green Extra.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
rear end

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tobacca :clint:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i like Big Red, or any red type gum really

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
what are you, a communist?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

El_Elegante posted:

what are you, a communist?

No sir. I do not believe godless communists have a choice of gum flavors. That's one of the reasons the wall fell

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

5 gum bitch

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Get a load of that dog.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


numberoneposter posted:

Get a load of that dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
Spearmint extra or Copenhagen long but you don’t really chew that.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
that pink orbitz is good and lasts a while.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

As the fifth dentist I can tell you it sure as hell isn't Trident.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Me fifth dentist. Me supreme oral hygienist. Me protect you mouth from cavities.

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
Fruitstripe or gtfo

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
That gum you like is going to come back in style

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
I'm on that orbit train. I know it doesnt help jack with your teeth but two sticks is the perfect amount to blow bubbles and just one can last you long enough.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I like the one that makes you feel like you are being molested by a robotic octopus.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a piece of gristle that i saved from the best steak i ever ate

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Colonel Cancer posted:

I like the one that makes you feel like you are being molested by a robotic octopus.
Juicy Fruit

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I don't chew gum, generally speaking. Also, since they don't allow gum at my school, I tell my students to spit it out. I have a one-gallon pickle jar that they are required to spit it out into. Basically, it's there to gross them out. When they ask why I collect it, I explain that I recycle it. I have half my students convinced that I sell it back to the gum companies who wash, re-melt and mix it back into the gum slurry to make new gum.

I'm currently working on a sixties-era instructional video that I plan to post on Youtube entitled "Chewing Gum Recycling, a Food Industry Success Story". Then I can direct skeptics to the video to help convince them that I actually do earn about 1/2 cent for each piece I send back to the gum companies.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:barf:

Banana Republican
Jul 12, 2007


I love me some blackjack.

for some batshit reason the second paragraph of its wikipedia page is this

quote:

In 1869, exiled former Mexican president and general Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna (famous for losing the Texas War of Independence) was living in New Jersey.

I know every time I find some I'm thinkin about Santa Ana and his stolen fake leg, and the state of New Jersey

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StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



I run through a pack of grape Big League Chew per day

If I'm not in rush hour traffic with a gigantic wad of chewing gum affixed to my jaw, I can't get off that night

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