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Burly Wrestler: You better bring it in the ring! This Monday night! 'Cause I got the attitude for gratitude, and I'm gonna thank your rear end raw, and send you home crying 'cause you feel so appreciated!
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Nov 8, 2018 19:03
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 23, 2024 19:37
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- google THIS
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Can you smell the bountiful meal the Rock is cookin'?
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Nov 8, 2018 19:04
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The 91st Thankfulness Academy Awards [8:00pm-6:00am ET]
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Nov 8, 2018 19:07
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You just know they're gonna go over though
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Nov 8, 2018 19:09
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- alnilam
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Coworker: Hey how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: oh god, brutal
Coworker: haha family fights and racist uncles and all that huh?
Me: heh yeah something like that *flashing back to grandma standing on the table screaming OH YEAH, WELL I'M THANKFUL TO YOUR LATE GRANDFATHER FOR GIVING ME YOUR MOTHER SO THAT I COULD KICK YOUR rear end IN THANKFULNESS, TOP tHAt" and shuddering*
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Nov 8, 2018 20:14
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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day 2165: still writing the thank you note
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Nov 8, 2018 20:27
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day 2165: still writing the thank you note
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Nov 8, 2018 20:31
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That scene from Peewee's Big Adventure except instead of "I know you are but what am I?" they're saying "No, it is I who should be thanking you!"
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Nov 8, 2018 21:18
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Me and my buddy watching the thankfulness championships:
Contestant: umm, thankyou very much
Me: BOOOOOOOOO!!!
My buddy: What an amateur!
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Nov 8, 2018 23:09
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and as he was ejected from the competition, you know they gave him a bouquet of flowers and a consolation gift basket and thanked him profusely for his participation
and u know they validate parking!
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Nov 9, 2018 01:42
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*glass shatter*
JR: Bah gawd!! It's Cold Stone® Steve Austin!
Steve: Hi, that's me! Everyone, look under your seats for a tasty "thank you" for coming out tonight!
 
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Nov 9, 2018 02:11
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Bitch I don't just send my grandma a thank-you note, I sent one to your drat Grams!
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Nov 9, 2018 02:19
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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*Burst through a wall.* I'm the most thankful, you incredibly helpful and generally nice people. If anyone doubts it, I'm incredibly sorry and am willing to gratefully listen to any criticism you have about me or my behavior. *Put's on sunglasses and a hat, the hat say's," Thank you, for just being you."*
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Nov 9, 2018 02:21
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Ho-lee shiiii-hiii-hiii-hit! folks, Thankful Joe's Gam-Gam just hit Grrr-Attitude with a chair! And-- and what's this? Grrr-Attitude just thanked her profusely! Gam-Gam realigned his back! He feels great, everyone, I've never seen anyone more thankful in their life, it's a drat miracle, and he's even hugging Thankful Joe, I'm drat well cryin' here folks, he's hugging Thankful Joe and calling him a brother and - OH MY GOD! THEY ARE BROTHERS! THESE TWO ARE REAL-LIFE BROTHERS AND THAT MEANS... THAT MEANS SHE'S GRRR-ATTITUDE'S GAM-GAM TOO!
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Nov 9, 2018 02:22
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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*Flips over a car while fireworks go off behind me.* I can't believe you would go out of your way like this for me. It's a big help, could not have done this without you. *Rips off shirt and back flips into a car.* If you need anything at all just let me know, anything dude. I'm here twenty four seven for you after what you pulled man. *Drives off after doing some sweet tricks to spell out thank you with burnt rubber.*
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Nov 9, 2018 02:25
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the ultimate gambit in competitive thankfulness is accepting thanks graciously because you know that it validates their gesture, thus you're gifting the thanker.
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Nov 9, 2018 02:34
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Ho-lee shiiii-hiii-hiii-hit! folks, Thankful Joe's Gam-Gam just hit Grrr-Attitude with a chair! And-- and what's this? Grrr-Attitude just thanked her profusely! Gam-Gam realigned his back! He feels great, everyone, I've never seen anyone more thankful in their life, it's a drat miracle, and he's even hugging Thankful Joe, I'm drat well cryin' here folks, he's hugging Thankful Joe and calling him a brother and - OH MY GOD! THEY ARE BROTHERS! THESE TWO ARE REAL-LIFE BROTHERS AND THAT MEANS... THAT MEANS SHE'S GRRR-ATTITUDE'S GAM-GAM TOO!
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Nov 9, 2018 15:52
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- Dungeon Ecology
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no
*camera pushes in on my smirking face*
thank you
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Nov 9, 2018 22:14
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 23, 2024 19:37
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Production: Complete
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Coworker: Hey how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: oh god, brutal
Coworker: haha family fights and racist uncles and all that huh?
Me: heh yeah something like that *flashing back to grandma standing on the table screaming OH YEAH, WELL I'M THANKFUL TO YOUR LATE GRANDFATHER FOR GIVING ME YOUR MOTHER SO THAT I COULD KICK YOUR rear end IN THANKFULNESS, TOP tHAt" and shuddering*
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