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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Great! another mouth to feed!

Great! another child to run after!

I don't need that!

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whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

Against


You have to have sex to have conjoined children, Op.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

You have to have sex to have conjoined children, Op.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


whiter than a Wilco show posted:

You have to have sex to have conjoined children, Op.

Much like me having sex, my post is also a hypothetical

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at Nov 9, 2018 around 07:06

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018


The two headed kid on Duckman was the worst part of the show. I would separate them.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007
I like rocks, I like sticks.

Maybe you could adopt some Siamese twins op.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

I would stick more things onto them. it's good, actually.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Cubone posted:

I would stick more things onto them. it's good, actually.

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION


beats working for a living

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Suck pretty bad if you shared one rear end, or if you didnt share one rear end. Would just suck generally tbh.

no good way to take a crap when your conjoined, thats my take away from all this.

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Encapsulated Indulgence


If they had two brains and two stomachs and you fed one vegetables and the other junkfood, would only one half of the child get fat, or what's the score here

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

If they had two brains and two stomachs and you fed one vegetables and the other junkfood, would only one half of the child get fat, or what's the score here

They would share blood so they would actually be in stasis between good and bad health. Possibly even immortal.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Robin Williams posted:

Great! another mouth to feed!

Great! another child to run after!

I don't need that!

I think they would technically have the same number of mouths op

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Robin Williams posted:

They would share blood so they would actually be in stasis between good and bad health. Possibly even immortal.
gently caress... drat. Okay. poo poo. You've given me a lot to think about here.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011


it'd be a fun experiment to only give your conjoined twins one name and just steadfastly insist on treating them as if they were only one person forever to see if they can achieve Total Mind Synthesis or just end up needing a lot of therapy

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



If a baby is born split out at the neck, are they a conjoined twin or just a single person with two bodies?

and would they wear pants like this or like this

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I couldn’t give people instructions on how to gently caress up any worse.

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011



They should have got conjoined twins to drive the robots in Pacific Rim.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



there was that one pair of conjoined twins where one of them wouldn't stop masturbating

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Hammerite posted:

I think they would technically have the same number of mouths op


Imagine having an argument with your joined twin and then you needed to take a poo poo but they kept dominating the sphincter muscle and holding it in.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Robin Williams posted:

Imagine having an argument with your joined twin and then you needed to take a poo poo but they kept dominating the sphincter muscle and holding it in.

1, 2, 3, 4
I declare bum war

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 24 minutes!


Pillbug

Robin Williams posted:

Imagine having an argument with your joined twin and then you needed to take a poo poo but they kept dominating the sphincter muscle and holding it in.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Ramrod XTreme

Sponge Baathist posted:

there was that one pair of conjoined twins where one of them wouldn't stop masturbating

Please don't doxx us.
I've already apologized to you and Mom

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Where's the article with the conjoined twins who share an rear end and one of them is gay

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Ramrod XTreme

If you jack off your conjoined twin is that incest or just masterbation

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Noblesse Obliged posted:

Where's the article with the conjoined twins who share an rear end and one of them is gay


Conjoined is literally considered auto-gay by the UN, its on your passport and everything. Cant visit Saudi Arabia.



Big Beef City posted:

If you jack off your conjoined twin is that incest or just masterbation


All i know is its NOT Vegan!

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at Nov 9, 2018 around 11:45

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Big Beef City posted:

If you jack off your conjoined twin is that incest or just masterbation

Possession is 9/10ths of the law

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Noblesse Obliged posted:

Possession is 9/10ths of the law


Jacking off is 9/11 of my tower

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



If one gets a vaccine do they share the autism?

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Noblesse Obliged posted:

If one gets a vaccine do they share the autism?

No, they become Tony Stark

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Noblesse Obliged posted:

Where's the article with the conjoined twins who share an rear end and one of them is gay


YOOOOOOO where this kids rear end holy poo poo, pisssss

You think these guys have 2 dicks or just jack each other off at the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucxen4x_uV0

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Robin Williams posted:

YOOOOOOO where this kids rear end holy poo poo, pisssss

You think these guys have 2 dicks or just jack each other off at the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucxen4x_uV0

I clicked on that and now I feel as though the FBI might be knocking on my door at any moment.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007



Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

If they had two brains and two stomachs and you fed one vegetables and the other junkfood, would only one half of the child get fat, or what's the score here

I'm sorry to say that yeah often one twin lags in physical development because the twin with better circulation/organ function hogs all the nutrients

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Nanoo nanoo motherfucker.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

I'm a love albatross


Robin Williams posted:

Imagine having an argument with your joined twin and then you needed to take a poo poo but they kept dominating the sphincter muscle and holding it in.

And what if one of them wipes standing up but the other wipes sitting down?

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