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I messed around with a Latino dude the other day and he was circumcised
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sex Or posting. It’s a toss up.
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Sometimes I stare for hours out the window and pretend that it was me out there walking around in the open air. Free. But then I remember that I suffer from untreated and crippling agoraphobia and close the blinds. Those hours spent staring are the closest thing to fun I will ever have.
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Nov 10, 2018 04:51
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Sometimes, when it is my turn, I spin the chamber so hard and then imagine the impact against my temple as the bullet tears its way through flesh, bone, and gray matter, and then bone and flesh again like an obscene pie. But then there's that click and the fun is gone.
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Nov 10, 2018 05:01
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Sometimes I sit in the window of my apartment. Tenth floor. I look down and I dare myself over and over to just loving do it. Stop living life on the edge and just loving fall. Then I buy some of those confetti party-poppers and shoot them out the window instead and that's p fun.
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Nov 10, 2018 05:08
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Literally A Person posted:Sometimes I sit in the window of my apartment. Tenth floor. I look down and I dare myself over and over to just loving do it. Stop living life on the edge and just loving fall. Then I buy some of those confetti party-poppers and shoot them out the window instead and that's p fun. Look TO, remember to switch out and login.
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Nov 10, 2018 05:14
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Literally A Person posted:Sometimes I sit in the window of my apartment. Tenth floor. I look down and I dare myself over and over to just loving do it. Stop living life on the edge and just loving fall. Then I buy some of those confetti party-poppers and shoot them out the window instead and that's p fun. Do you want to come live with me. I can be your ward and teach you how to touch people for a living
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Nov 10, 2018 05:16
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snack eater posted:f is for friends who do stuff together F is for fire, that burns down the whole town, U's for uranium! BOMBS! N is for No Survivors, WHEN I-
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Nov 10, 2018 05:18
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Aesop Poprock posted:Do you want to come live with me. I can be your ward and teach you how to touch people for a living Ward? Um, does that mean, like, um, well you know... Also, who do I get to touch?
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Nov 10, 2018 05:18
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Literally A Person posted:Ward? Yes you have to sleep with other men No the people you're touching are not going to be attractive
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Nov 10, 2018 05:20
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Aesop Poprock posted:Yes you have to sleep with other men The weird part of this is that I'm totes okay with the man loving it's just the thought of being surrounded by the ugly that makes me shudder.
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Nov 10, 2018 05:23
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Aesop Poprock posted:No the people you're touching are not going to be attractive Wait, I think I just found 'fun'.
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Nov 10, 2018 05:25
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Literally A Person posted:The weird part of this is that I'm totes okay with the man loving it's just the thought of being surrounded by the ugly that makes me shudder. Too bad kid. You're under my tutelage now and I'm super randy and look like a boot combined with a bobcat
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Nov 10, 2018 05:26
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Aesop Poprock posted:Too bad kid. You're under my tutelage now and I'm super randy and look like a boot combined with a bobcat 
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Nov 10, 2018 05:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgHKCx4Su0w
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Nov 10, 2018 06:01
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Internet flirting with Aesop is p fun.
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Nov 13, 2018 04:36
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It’s pretty fun, tellyawhat. edit: Fun, that is. editedit: Fun is fun!
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Nov 14, 2018 04:16
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What everyone else said. Fun is fun. FUN IS FUN.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:23
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Until someone shoots their eye out. Then it's just funny.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:23
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I hate this poo poo. Even in a crap thread.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:24
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Fun is something different to everyone. It's the only thing really keeping us alive. Honestly, how many us have though "Life sucks, why the hell do I even exist if I'm not having fun?" Obviously the answer is suicide, but that is not fun to most neurotypical people, so we don't do it. We decide that we are having more fun not killing ourselves than we would have killing ourselves. It may not be a very large difference, but it is a difference nonetheless. So what is fun baby don't hurt me? Is it the enjoyment one obtains after working hard and the coming home to a stiff one and a stiffie? Is it the satisfaction easily and readily obtained by exposing oneself on the roof of their condo? Who knows! I sure don't. The questions we must all ask ourselves is: "What is fun?" lol vas0line, this si the drat thread title!!! Well, you're right. At first glance, the question demands an objective answer, but thinking about the question for even a moment reveals that it goes deeper - The question demands a SUBJECTIVE answer! Perhaps it should be re-worded as "What is fun to YOU?" ... Perhaps that is the mystique of such a deep, meaningful query. I encourage you all to define for yourselves the meaning of Fun, and pursue it at any cost - Whether it be shoving pineapples up your rear end while wearing nipple clamps tied to a paint shaker, or petting your dog with your stump.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:32
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Fun is when I get to be as loud as I want during sex (it is annoyingly loud sometimes)
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Nov 14, 2018 04:39
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FUN is having SEX with a HOBO under an overpass in the pouring RAIN and NEVER FALLING IN LOVE or GETTING SENTIMENTAL OVER IT. 
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Nov 14, 2018 04:40
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vas0line posted:Fun is something different to everyone. It's the only thing really keeping us alive. Honestly, how many us have though "Life sucks, why the hell do I even exist if I'm not having fun?" What's your deal, dude?
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Nov 14, 2018 04:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:FUN is having SEX with a HOBO under an overpass in the pouring RAIN and NEVER FALLING IN LOVE or GETTING SENTIMENTAL OVER IT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
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Nov 14, 2018 04:43
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vas0line posted:Fun is something different to everyone. It's the only thing really keeping us alive. Honestly, how many us have though "Life sucks, why the hell do I even exist if I'm not having fun?" Wtf is this
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Nov 14, 2018 04:58
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Burt Sexual posted:Wtf is this Fun...?
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Nov 14, 2018 05:00
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It’s a TED talk given by a 50’s hipster at his kids Chuckie Cheese party before the staff drag him off the animatronics stage
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Nov 14, 2018 05:02
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Aesop Poprock posted:It’s a TED talk given by a 50’s hipster at his kids Chuckie Cheese party before the staff drag him off the animatronics stage Sorry for not knowing this.
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Nov 14, 2018 05:11
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Burt Sexual posted:Sorry for not knowing this. It’s just the best guess I had available but it feels right
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Nov 14, 2018 05:14
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Epilepsy is tons of fun. You can play all kinds of games if you're able to self-induce a seizure.
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Nov 14, 2018 05:24
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Fun is going to Pennsylvania Dutch country and tailgating one of those horse and buggy guys while honking and swearing loudly out your window. Even more fun if you have a sixer of coors in the passenger seat and you start tossing empties at the beard guy as you finish them.
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Nov 14, 2018 05:34
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Literally A Person posted:Fun is going to Pennsylvania Dutch country and tailgating one of those horse and buggy guys while honking and swearing loudly out your window. Even more fun if you have a sixer of coors in the passenger seat and you start tossing empties at the beard guy as you finish them. That seems more rude than fun tbh
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Nov 14, 2018 05:38
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Burt Sexual posted:That seems more rude than fun tbh If you lived here and you’re out driving on our lovely small roads that are super congested because the Amish keep selling off their farmland to McMansion neighborhoods and then there’s an Amish buggy ahead of you on a corner turn and it adds 15 minutes to your commute it starts to get super hard to not get annoyed. Amish people are generally really nice but they all use cellphones, electricity, tractors, can RIDE IN CARS but won’t drive or buy them, so their main holdout at this point is making the ever increasing agony of driving around Lancaster county even more miserable
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Nov 14, 2018 05:43
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Aesop Poprock posted:If you lived here and you’re out driving on our lovely small roads that are super congested because the Amish keep selling off their farmland to McMansion neighborhoods and then there’s an Amish buggy ahead of you on a corner turn and it adds 15 minutes to your commute it starts to get super hard to not get annoyed. Amish people are generally really nice but they all use cellphones, electricity, tractors, can RIDE IN CARS but won’t drive or buy them, so their main holdout at this point is making the ever increasing agony of driving around Lancaster county even more miserable Can’t get a DUI on a tractor, reckon.
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Nov 14, 2018 05:45
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FUN is throwing a lifesaver raft off the side of a CRUISE SHIP and TAKING TURNS trying to poo poo in the middle of it with your GIRLFRIEND! 
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Nov 14, 2018 05:48
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Aesop Poprock posted:If you lived here and you’re out driving on our lovely small roads that are super congested because the Amish keep selling off their farmland to McMansion neighborhoods and then there’s an Amish buggy ahead of you on a corner turn and it adds 15 minutes to your commute it starts to get super hard to not get annoyed. Amish people are generally really nice but they all use cellphones, electricity, tractors, can RIDE IN CARS but won’t drive or buy them, so their main holdout at this point is making the ever increasing agony of driving around Lancaster county even more miserable That’s really hosed up.
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Nov 14, 2018 05:49
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Can’t get a DUI on a tractor, reckon. I think you can get one on a bike here That reminds me though that at our highschool there was always the truck line at the end of the parking lot where the proud hicks would park. We always made fun of a school close to us because me and my friends had a lot of friends there and they were way more rural than us and they would deny it and when we got out early one day and went to wait for them to be released they literally had a line of tractors kids had rode to school in a line
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Nov 14, 2018 05:50
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Aesop Poprock posted:I think you can get one on a bike here Tractor kids yeah!
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Saying the word ‘Boobies.’
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