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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Married?
 
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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What kind of loving masochist wears stocking around the house? :downs:

I do, but I do it for myself, and Mother.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

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Robin Williams posted:

A fancy boy


What you can't see is that I am also wearing cargo shorts. The fool cut those off when taking my photograph.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Robin Williams posted:

We can see them here, whilst you are being frightened by a common rabbit.



Zounds! A flying coney!

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

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numberoneposter posted:

Left over bacon grease has plenty of uses. Let your creative juice flow.

"For instance, rub under his taint to spice up your love-making in the boudoir"

Cosmopolitan, 1948

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