Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«2 »
  • Post
  • Reply
pop punk
Jun 26, 2018


Visiting her this morning to drink coffee and she couldn’t really talk because she has to finish like three text books by the end of the month. It is amazing to see someone who could choose to eat Reese’s Pieces and binge watch stuff up at 9am nose in a book tackling an entire new field. I love her.

If anyone is interested she was the head an an accounting department and is getting into horticulture. Literally getting to live twice.

This is my brag about my Grandma thread.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Both of my grandmas are dead. God how I envy them

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



WWWOOOOOOOOO PPPPAAAAAAARRRRRTTTYYYYYYYY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMME!!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Is your Grandma gonna join a sorority

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




My grandmas 95 and probably not long for this earth OP

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Tolkien minority posted:

My grandmas 95 and probably not long for this earth OP

Is she short or something

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018


Sid Vicious posted:

Is your Grandma gonna join a sorority

My Grandma is going back to school at like 55. She a nerd.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Everything I post is dumb and wrong


your grandma is growing weed

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


pop punk posted:

My Grandma is going back to school at like 55. She a nerd.

Your grandma is only 55 holy gently caress my mom is 60

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Shes so smart but a simple leg sweep would take her down easy

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Sid Vicious posted:

Your grandma is only 55 holy gently caress my mom is 60

yeah my mum is like 60 something and my grandprants are dead, i want to beat the poo poo out of OP

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




How’s it even possible to have a 55 year old grandma and post in GBS

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


My grandma beat up your grandma at school. Suck it, hoser!

PS. my grandma dead.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Robin Williams posted:

yeah my mum is like 60 something and my grandprants are dead, i want to beat the poo poo out of OP

Same here

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003



sounds like your grandma owns, mine is a miserable alcoholic who smokes like a chimney even after having a stroke that left her mostly unable to walk

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


Tolkien minority posted:

How’s it even possible to have a 55 year old grandma and post in GBS

OP is ten

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Tolkien minority posted:

How’s it even possible to have a 55 year old grandma and post in GBS


you born in 1994

Your song of the year was LMFAO Party Rock Anthem bitch

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at Nov 9, 2018 around 19:17

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017



My grandmother was loving awesome (besides being a member of the cult called Christian Science.)
She was probably 81 when I noticed she had a copy of Uncle Tom's Cabin open on a table and I asked her about it.
She said she hadn't read it yet and figured she should.

She was brilliant, and never lost her intellectual curiosity.

One thing I recall is when Reagan was elected she was apoplectic; she proclaimed back then it was solely because he was a "good guy movie star," ----she absolutely foresaw the destruction of America's democracy.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


One of my grandmas apparently grew some pretty dank kush in the 80’s.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Kuato posted:

Both of my grandmas are dead. God how I envy them



And my grandfathers. Actually, wait, My grandfathers were both cool. Their mates...not so much.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Nigmaetcetera posted:

One of my grandmas apparently grew some pretty dank kush in the 80’s.

All women had dank bushes in the 80s.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

liquidate anyone over 70

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002



Chinatown posted:

liquidate anyone over 70

Except my mom, she's dope AF

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Pillbug

pop punk posted:

Visiting her this morning to drink coffee and she couldn’t really talk because she has to finish like three text books by the end of the month. It is amazing to see someone who could choose to eat Reese’s Pieces and binge watch stuff up at 9am nose in a book tackling an entire new field. I love her.

If anyone is interested she was the head an an accounting department and is getting into horticulture. Literally getting to live twice.

This is my brag about my Grandma thread.

hi jon pop

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

I have a high school classmate who is a grandma and she’s like 35-36 lmbo

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Kuato posted:

I have a high school classmate who is a grandma and she’s like 35-36 lmbo

Did you gently caress that grandma?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


My grandmother (living one) is a decrepit bitch goddess and though I pray daily for her death I know deep down that her hatred will keep her alive for generations.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Literally A Person posted:

My grandmother (living one) is a decrepit bitch goddess and though I pray daily for her death I know deep down that her hatred will keep her alive for generations.

I didn't know you were my son.

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015


Grandma sounds smart as gently caress. 1.-As an accounting professor, realizes the money that can be made in legal weed. 2.-Quits teaching job to learn how to grow weed. 3.-Profit and become OPs favorite grandma (suck it other grandma).

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018


Tolkien minority posted:

How’s it even possible to have a 55 year old grandma and post in GBS

I am the first person in four generations to not kick out kids at 17. Also my Grandma went to school the first time when her daughters were like 7 and 8 to escape rural poverty.

Also idk if I am only or young here. I am just a simple person who got tired of reddit and social media a few months ago and remembered some it’s a mystery ghost flier thread.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Waltzing Along posted:

Did you gently caress that grandma?

I wish. She’s actually kind of hot, and still is somehow.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




old people ruined the entire planet's ecosystem OP

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018


Literally A Person posted:

My grandmother (living one) is a decrepit bitch goddess and though I pray daily for her death I know deep down that her hatred will keep her alive for generations.

I thought the Sopranos was pretty cool. Maybe it could end like that.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Moridin920 posted:

old people ruined the entire planet's ecosystem OP

They certainly ruin anything they are allowed to vote on.

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018


Moridin920 posted:

old people ruined the entire planet's ecosystem OP

But they made some alright tv shows.

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


...but did you eat your grandma's potato soup?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Still shitposting softly

Fun Shoe

pop punk posted:

My Grandma is going back to school at like 55. She a nerd.

Teen pregnancy snatched away her diploma

504
Feb 2, 2016
I AM A GOOD CAT TRAPPED IN MIDDLE EAST! PLEASE SEND HIGH QUALITY CAT FOOD THAT WILL OWN ME IMMEDIATELY LOL! MIAOW MIAOW! FUCK!


Since becoming senile my grandmother has become inexplicably spectacularly racist.

It's pretty funny

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



pop punk posted:

My Grandma is going back to school at like 55. She a nerd.

So like how hot is your grandma?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007


My grandma was a pretty big fan of Say Yes to the Dress

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«2 »