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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


:itwaspoo:

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prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

I should call her.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Having kicked off online media, Andrew Tate has to settle for what he can get.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1574161990267781120?s=20&t=a4F716fPDWtqir_QRNPTKg

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Minnie is dripping with excitement.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Things ain’t been the same since they automated down at the dick sucking factory.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Are these AI generated, because this looks almost the same as the donut one from a few pages ago

EDIT: Eh, not as close as I remembered

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



prayer group posted:

I should call her.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/yMGYNcI.gifv

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Grip the shaft firmly and ensure proper wrapping of the tip.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006
Mazel tov?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



phallicness (shut up that's a word now) aside the unguarded scissoring apparatus seems really really dangerous to put your hand near.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some people on these very forums would fight to the death for the honour of handling all that long thick sausage.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/EMf8RzO.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/VqPpz4N.mp4

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

prayer group posted:

I should call her.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Zil posted:

phallicness (shut up that's a word now) aside the unguarded scissoring apparatus seems really really dangerous to put your hand near.

phallicity~

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Don't forget to groom your cocks

https://i.imgur.com/6h0qZOI.mp4

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


phallaciousness

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

prayer group posted:

I should call her.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Zil posted:

the unguarded scissoring apparatus

prayer group posted:

I should call her.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012



It’s a broom

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

CeramicPig posted:




It’s a broom

Stop boasting :rolleyes:

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

John Henry was a mohel

monolithburger has a new favorite as of 14:19 on Sep 28, 2022

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I should call him

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


The operators of this machine must have some weird-rear end dreams.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/pyMLWx3.mp4

mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 08:24 on Sep 29, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Y'all are always bragging about eating rear end so dig in.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Awkward dinner at Kirk J's.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

probably the longest SoaD album

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



By popular demand posted:

Y'all are always bragging about eating rear end so dig in.

never eat anything with an open sore

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

This reminds me of that skydiving video.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

New Taylor Swift video looking good

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Sometimes you gotta air out the cooter, I guess.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S


Inceltown posted:

I should call him, by him i mean my doctor

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



https://twitter.com/defmon3/status/1575563229535019008?s=46&t=RrdeP4LDeHDGIU2NPQrf1A

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Does anyone have the reversed version of this handy? It’s so much funnier than you’d even expect it to be.

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Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Dewgy posted:

Does anyone have the reversed version of this handy? It’s so much funnier than you’d even expect it to be.

That's actually not a handy, but I understand the confusion

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