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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



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Read Snigfut
Feb 19, 2013

Mostly harmless.



He's a 4 AM Shower, not a 4 AM Grower.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


At least he won't be too quick

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





The Imp of Nipples
Jul 24, 2007



Grimey Drawer

"Klein Tools" adds a bit of insulting spin on that one

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

My tool is groß!

At least that's what everyone tells me, even if they don't speak German at all.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 11, 2012


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus




Teledildonics has been around longer than I thought.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




3600 baud

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?



I didn't know buttdialing had been a possibility for so long

The Black Stones
May 7, 2007

I POSTED WHAT NOW!?


Yeah, but the call quality sounds like poo poo.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Even way back then they were hip to the whole flared base concept.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If they knew being flared was hip back then, why did we need Huey Lewis to tell us thirty years later?

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!


The dial in the base "comes to you".

Yeah it does.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody




Those were one of the three or so standard phone models that was allowed on the Swedish phone network back when it was a government monopoly. The official name was 'Ericofon', but everyone called it the Cobra phone. It was made a bit into the 1980s.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...






Sure, but what the heck is the deal with those forehead patches?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009



Samovar posted:

Sure, but what the heck is the deal with those forehead patches?

Projector, apply directly to the forehead.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Zil posted:

Teledildonics has been around longer than I thought.
You never heard of phone sex?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






Splicer posted:

You never heard of phone sex?

It's hard to hear when the phone is inside you.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Paladinus posted:

It's hard to hear when the phone is inside you.
YOU NEVER HEARD OF PHONE SEX?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


Paladinus posted:

It's hard to hear when the phone is inside you.
How do you know it doesn't work like bone conduction headphones?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

more like boner conduction

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009



Samovar posted:

Sure, but what the heck is the deal with those forehead patches?

If they're a cycling team it's probably to prevent the helmet from chafing. Some people's heads have odd shapes that helmets can hurt.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR


It's literally just light from the projector.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Splicer posted:

YOU NEVER HEARD OF PHONE SEX?

lmao

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009



Baron von Eevl posted:

It's literally just light from the projector.

on my phone I couldn't tell. lmao I'm dumb.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






I suppose it's also hard to see when you're on your phone.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qoiu05e6hp1y54s2v.mp4

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


Wet rear end Papaya

Or is that a guava idfk

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



It’s a papaya.

Otteration
Jan 3, 2014




Grimey Drawer

Vanpayna?

Otteration has a new favorite as of 22:26 on Apr 12, 2021

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus




Think the dude is a bit over-hydrated if his stuff looks like that. Right?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Zil posted:

Think the dude is a bit over-hydrated if his stuff looks like that. Right?

Quoting so you can't edit it out

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Why would I edit out a 100% serious post?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008



I believe Zil is referring to the thinness/wateriness of the liquid, rather than the volume.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



I'd be more concerned about all the little black balls dropping out.

Anyway,

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP



Dont stick your dick in there unless you like tenderizing your meat

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012





Knormal posted:

I'd be more concerned about all the little black balls dropping out.

Anyway,


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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeow

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