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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/Lg28eDO.gifv

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I like big buns and I cannot lie

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

you other bakers cant deny

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

When they said He was hung on the cross, they weren't kidding!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



incest porn has gone too far

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

What is that dick even supposed to be? If it's negative space it leaves his leg very thin with a weird knee-pit and hovering pretty far above Mary's hand.

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cat Hatter posted:

What is that dick even supposed to be? If it's negative space it leaves his leg very thin with a weird knee-pit and hovering pretty far above Mary's hand.

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.

It took a second, but it's the shadow under his thigh like on his other leg.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Cat Hatter posted:

What is that dick even supposed to be? If it's negative space it leaves his leg very thin with a weird knee-pit and hovering pretty far above Mary's hand.

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.

PYF Things That Look NWS but Aren't: What is that dick even supposed to be?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Cat Hatter posted:

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.

he's wearing skin coloured tabi

jesus is a weeb

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

weebus

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Cat Hatter posted:

What is that dick even supposed to be? If it's negative space it leaves his leg very thin with a weird knee-pit and hovering pretty far above Mary's hand.

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.

Fake stained glass is like, hard, man!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Otteration posted:

Fake stained glass is like hard man!

:hmmyes:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Cat Hatter posted:

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.

"Can do you hands?"
"Yeah, no problem."
"And feet?"
"The hands will be fine, don't you worry. Anyway, what about the flowers, any preferences?"

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Are we sure that's not Jesus's own hand giving him the business?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It never occurred to me to give myself a reacharound

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snowy posted:

It never occurred to me to give myself a reacharound

Rookie mistake

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Lizard Combatant posted:

Are we sure that's not Jesus's own hand giving him the business?

"When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that Mary carried me so I could give myself a sneaky gherkin jerk."

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lol, you can see his resurerection

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There's a powerwolf song about that.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:


"When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that Mary carried me so I could give myself a sneaky gherkin jerk."


"Lord, why were there sometimes only one set of footprints?"

"Jesus, you selfish loving rear end in a top hat! Can't I go off to help someone else every once in a while? That's it, I'm done, the whole loving new covenant is off. Try figuring out Leviticus on your own, shithead!"

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Jesus really hath risen, huh

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Cat Hatter posted:

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.
It's a reference to Christ's famous parable of the cameltoe

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/GeudTXc.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Let it go

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


This is my favourite image of, I dunno, at least the week.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




I can’t, my lips are stuck to it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/M2zLHAQ.mp4
Crossposted this in the OSHA thread too.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?



Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
...my mom's name is mochi...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Milo and POTUS posted:

...my mom's name is mochi...

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/M2zLHAQ.mp4
Crossposted this in the OSHA thread too.

pantsofdoom
Nov 20, 2003

i like pants

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Boudoir of the Snow King.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




drat that's hot

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Carthag Tuek posted:

drat that's hot

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
loving delicious

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

It's Afraid!

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

The Bloop posted:

It's Afraid!

:eyepop:

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