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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wow, I’d go HAM on that!

I can eat a ham for hours!

I’d sure love to glaze that ham!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Wow, I’d go HAM on that!

I can eat a ham for hours!

I’d sure love to glaze that ham!

It probably won’t be as good if you go for seconds.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

fartknocker posted:

It probably won’t be as good if you go for seconds.
What do you think that is on the tray

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Splicer posted:

What do you think that is on the tray

A tray, or rather a pedestal?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A8OktyD_Es

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

That's some expert foreshortening.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
cappu-chode-o

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Memento posted:

cappu-chode-o

Cappupeeno

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

That coffee must be cold

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Cockachino.

Alternatively, ejaculatte.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


That ain't no drip coffee. They should give the coffee machine a STD check.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I kinda like the artwork

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


Weird, all of a sudden I want Five Guys

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Paper Tiger posted:

Weird, all of a sudden I want Five Guys

That’s a forbidden meme.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




If you’re on a phone, turn it upside down.

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


Cartoon Man posted:

If you’re on a phone, turn it upside down.

The same picture?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Cartoon Man posted:



If you’re on a phone, turn it upside down.

I'm more concerned about who's hanging your momma's panties on the wall.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Buddy….

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I was looking for the shrimp.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Look down

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ooh a croissant!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/1394640727880212480?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
An anime author passed away recently due to an acute aortic dissection. I wasn't sure what that was so I checked the wikipedia page.



So an acute aortic dissection is when you get a penis stuffed through the middle of your heart? I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

An anime author passed away recently due to an acute aortic dissection. I wasn't sure what that was so I checked the wikipedia page.



So an acute aortic dissection is when you get a penis stuffed through the middle of your heart? I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

I take it you've never seen a heart before. They all have dicks in there. It's where the expression 'dickheart' comes from.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Captain Dickheart is one of my favorite bands.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inceltown posted:

I take it you've never seen a heart before. They all have dicks in there. It's where the expression 'dickheart' comes from.

"We all have a little dick in us"

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Inceltown posted:

I take it you've never seen a heart before. They all have dicks in there. It's where the expression 'dickheart' comes from.

Blood is stored in the aorta

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Rabble posted:

Blood is stored in the aorta

And anime is blood. It all comes full circle.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Inceltown posted:

I take it you've never seen a heart before. They all have dicks in there. It's where the expression 'dickheart' comes from.

So that's what it means to be circumsized in the heart!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Memento posted:

An anime author passed away recently due to an acute aortic dissection. I wasn't sure what that was so I checked the wikipedia page.



So an acute aortic dissection is when you get a penis stuffed through the middle of your heart? I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

You may want to get your penis checked out.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

You may want to get your penis checked out.

I'm always trying to get people to check mine out.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


CellBlock posted:

I'm always trying to get people to check mine out.

Yes we know, the neighborhood would like if you stayed out of the park when you do so.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I call this artwork "The Death of Romance"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Soft wick

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Diskey wick

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nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
johnson wick

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