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Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Post things that look like other things that are

Probably a good idea to link things that really look

, also viewing at work not recommended.
Also, try not to derail with inane babble about vaping or whatever.

Here's some things that look like naughty things.

# ? Nov 11, 2018 01:49

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 09:28

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Let's get this thread going

# ? Nov 11, 2018 23:35

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 12, 2018 00:24

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 16, 2018 00:08

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/oceanexplorer/s...205404451250177

# ? Nov 16, 2018 01:19

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Clapping Larry

https://i.imgur.com/bbznsvC.gifv

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:37

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:45

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Say Nothing posted:

So thats what a sperm whale looks like

# ? Nov 17, 2018 03:53

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

It's a "Minions" shirt the kid is wearing.. I guess

# ? Nov 17, 2018 04:21

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Clapping Larry

Gold mine in Western Australia

Memento has a new favorite as of 08:14 on Nov 18, 2018

# ? Nov 18, 2018 07:56

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Memento posted:

Gold mine in Western Australia

I fixed their logo on the bottom.

# ? Nov 19, 2018 00:36

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 19, 2018 01:28

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

https://i.imgur.com/2NsiNi8.mp4

# ? Nov 21, 2018 07:12

Goosed it.: Nov 2, 2011

# ? Nov 21, 2018 16:13

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

silentsnack posted:

https://twitter.com/Crazzyintheusa/...066302094614529

Dragonstoned posted:

The lights being white make it all the worse lol

Knee has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Nov 22, 2018

# ? Nov 22, 2018 02:58

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 22, 2018 04:15

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 30, 2018 09:51

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

# ? Dec 1, 2018 04:37

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

Say Nothing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2NsiNi8.mp4

Wow, this is impressive for this topic. I've never seen anything manage to look like both a penis and a vagina dentata.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 04:41

EvilGenius: May 2, 2006; Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Say Nothing posted:

Ah, the Canadian Fisting Wolf. So majestic.

# ? Dec 2, 2018 15:06

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010

Right in the moon moon

# ? Dec 2, 2018 16:16

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE

Say Nothing posted:

"How can you tell?"
"Ear sticky."

# ? Dec 2, 2018 16:31

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 12:56

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.; Fan of Britches

https://i.imgur.com/7XIJqpd.mp4

# ? Dec 5, 2018 14:15

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 14:51

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 15:01

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

So... Which dude was the egg?

# ? Dec 5, 2018 15:30

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

So... Which dude was the egg?

For sure that chickens like, "Thats it!?"

# ? Dec 5, 2018 15:32

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

Knee posted:

I can't believe it's nut butter.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 18:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Knee posted:

Huh, I eat meat and have sex. Granted I may not be doing it well, but am I doing it wrong?

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:10

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008; i am the bruce of the willis

Yes. You could eat a lot more meat

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:29

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

Solice Kirsk posted:

Huh, I eat meat and have sex. Granted I may not be doing it well, but am I doing it wrong?

# ? Dec 6, 2018 00:16

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

"My eyes are up here!"

# ? Dec 6, 2018 06:01

Picnic Princess: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die

Plans for a 3D printed coral polyp model released by NOAA

# ? Dec 7, 2018 15:09

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Looks like they got the design from Georgia O'Keeffe.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 00:07

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Country Boys Make Do

# ? Dec 8, 2018 02:48

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

saddlin' deep

# ? Dec 8, 2018 03:15

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010

Oh yeah, Yahoo/Tumblr�s open_nsfw is great at making images that aren�t technically NSFW because there aren�t any actual genitals involved, but close enough:

Busket Posket posted:

I posted before about the creepy glory of neural-network-made pictures, and now we can talk about Tumblr�s NSFW filter, open_nsfw, which loves to see dicks in everything and make dicks itself.

Here are �neutral scenes,� judged neither SFW or NSFW:

And the SFW scenes:

And now, what open_nsfw considers porn (linked for vaguely genitalia-shaped things):

Dickginabutt

Boobs? Balls? Who knows?

A butt dripping into a butt, forever

Now, the problems arise when open_nsfw sees scenes like these as equally pornographic as the dicks �n butts. These are also considered NSFW so I�ll link them, but you�ll be disappointed.

I guess if you squint it�s dicks?

Maybe a ghost dick?

So a lot of art and photos on Tumblr are getting flagged for removal because the old Yahoo neural network they use to catch it can see dicks in everything from a pastoral pasture scene to a fractal to a photo of you and your bald friend. And this is what they�re relying on while pornbots are currently running rampant.

As a final trick, you can ask open_nsfw to show you a particular scene, at both SFW and NSFW extremes. Here�s �concert� set for SFW:

And at maximum NSFW, it makes its own giant dick singer with glowing eyes:

Does it hold the mic to the urethra?

See more data here, (https://open_nsfw[/url](.)gitlab(.)io/) but don�t click at work because the datasets have the stuff just right there for the world to see. Unless you work at Cronenberg Genitals Ltd., then it�s just research.

Busket Posket has a new favorite as of 04:07 on Dec 8, 2018

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:05

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

Busket Posket posted:

i think this is an abominable afghan* getting hosed in the rear end by the matrix

* anencephalic

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:35

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 09:28

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Linked and tagged juuuusst in case:

https://i.imgur.com/rTlfkcP.jpg

# ? Dec 9, 2018 08:47

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