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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

bike tory posted:

I put it in the gif thread but it should probably have gone in here

https://i.imgur.com/D2st0rh.gifv

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HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.

Fun Shoe


Huh.. one of the very first times I’ve seen the glass or whatever before the crotch. I must be getting old. Or need a drink.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Alhazred posted:


Uzbekistan, 1959. Nikita Khrushchev lecturing about the advantages of corn.

computer angel
Sep 8, 2008

Make it a double.



Commissars make do.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011






DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever



Taiga girls make do!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011





ty

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


Ultra Carp


That seems extremely intentional

The General
Mar 4, 2007

So gentlemen, we meet again.




bike tory
May 6, 2007



DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever



This is how I want to go out. Being turned into a tree while root deep.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

https://i.imgur.com/Cue4nuG.mp4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014







Is this a Harlem Shake meme in TYoOL 2020?

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009
DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL



Crotchfit

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Paladinus posted:

Is this a Harlem Shake meme in TYoOL 2020?

I think it's probably a reference to those New Year's Gym comics that some dude on 4chan does each year.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009


Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




QUACKTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

__(.)<
\___)

Christ, what an oris hole

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007






A permanent case of rear end to mouth. You hate to see it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


A collectable toy giveaway promo spotted in my local supermarket. If finding a golden ticket wins you a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory I wonder where you get to go if you find a golden butt plug?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

🎶Oompa loompa
Doompa de do
This goes in
Where you go number two
🎶

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.


A Free Stinkeez With Every $30 You Spend.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A collectable toy giveaway promo spotted in my local supermarket. If finding a golden ticket wins you a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory I wonder where you get to go if you find a golden butt plug?



A trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A collectable toy giveaway promo spotted in my local supermarket. If finding a golden ticket wins you a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory I wonder where you get to go if you find a golden butt plug?



pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010




Yam Slacker

At least someone on the marketing team was smart enough to suggest that they need a flared base.

Also, this is definitely the face of someone who has just inserted one.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


pseudorandom posted:

At least someone on the marketing team was smart enough to suggest that they need a flared base.

Also, this is definitely the face of someone who has just inserted one.


axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody




DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Girlfriend bought this nail kit recently

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Girlfriend bought this nail kit recently



at this point I'm more surprised there isn't a mold-your-own waffle cone dildo kit

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Pastry of the Year posted:

at this point I'm more surprised there isn't a mold-your-own waffle cone dildo kit

Ice cream cone vibrators are actually super popular so there might be a mold-your-own version out there



RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


That's just asking to be found and played with by your children

I'm not here to yuck any yums but if your warm-up starts with watching all the neighbor kids lick your dildo I think you should go to jail

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007
This Goon is a Dumb Prick!

Grimey Drawer

RandomFerret posted:

That's just asking to be found and played with by your children

I'm not here to yuck any yums but if your warm-up starts with watching all the neighbor kids lick your dildo I think you should go to jail

What if it's your cool down? Asking for a friend in jail.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





remember:

you caused this.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008



Took me way too long to figure out what this actually was.

it's the built in handle in the box

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009
DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL



Maybe it's the dong handle throwing me off but those look like dude legs with lady shoes on.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

trapped mouse posted:

Took me way too long to figure out what this actually was.

it's the built in handle in the box

I gave up and read what it was, the color match is just incredible on my phone screen at least.

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WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn



no fap november ended months ago, dude

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