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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


All Dongs Go to Heaven

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


https://i.imgur.com/4sNQGGJ.mp4

Coward
Sep 9, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

The Bloop posted:

All Dongs Go to Heaven

A Dong Bluth film

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

From the Cursed Images thread....

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006




dont doxx me

RoeCocoa
Oct 23, 2010



Diogenes posted:

Behold: a man!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR



Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


RoeCocoa posted:

Diogenes posted:

Behold: a man!

Homer Simpson posted:

And what a man!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Wow. Tolkien never said that about the ents.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


I mean proportionately it's probably not that impressive

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?



Baron von Eevl posted:

Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace.

I randomly thought of this post hours after the fact and suddenly got the joke. That's a good joke and I appreciate it.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Baron von Eevl posted:

Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace.

loving hell I can't stop laughing/crying at this

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008



Pillbug


Lol I had to look at this entirely too long to figure it out

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



https://twitter.com/chongleeroy/sta...014636809760771

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Can I get them by the bag?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



Splicer posted:

Can I get them by the bag?

You can in Seattle!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Apparently they are stomachs stuffed with rice.

A sort of Turkish haggis.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I thought they were geoducks.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


So did a lot of people in the comments apparently but no it is called sirdan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI64Qb4IDag

I'd be a bit.. iffy about it because while i have had very nice haggis I have also had absolutely foul haggis, gastric meat is like that, it has a horrible texture if you get it wrong.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Pretty sure that knowing what we now know about prion diseases, brains are a strict No Go for eating.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




Memento posted:

Pretty sure that knowing what we now know about prion diseases, brains are a strict No Go for eating.

https://youtu.be/4g23E-gE3hk

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Solice Kirsk posted:

Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.
Is it jealousy?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Oh my god

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Six-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






If you hold the horseshucumber upside down, all the gently caress runs out.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011





Sorry bout ur bent dick

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.



https://www.etymonline.com/word/avocado

"edible, oily fruit of a tree common in the American tropics, 1763, from Spanish avocado, altered (by folk etymology influence of earlier Spanish avocado "lawyer," from same Latin source as advocate (n.)) from earlier aguacate, from Nahuatl (Aztecan) ahuakatl "avocado" (with a secondary meaning "testicle" probably based on resemblance), from proto-Nahuan *pawa "avocado." "

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


Come on, that's some real low-hanging fruit.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.


Ran into some real curvy ones at work a few months back.


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Are used cucumbers worth more or less

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Milo and POTUS posted:

Are used cucumbers worth more or less

Generally less, but it definitely depends who used them and for what

bike tory
May 6, 2007



You're telling me I have a shot at selling my half eaten cucumber for more?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Those cucumbers have definitely not been eaten lmao

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)


Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

You're telling me I have a shot at selling my half eaten cucumber for more?

Not eaten. Used.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






Gamer girl cucumbers.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Not eaten. Used.
Engulfed

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