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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.


There's a big fetish scene in the porn industry where the guy uses veggies as dildos on the woman and then the woman eats it, but because so many porn actresses refuse to eat the actual veggie that went inside her they need to find a body double for the original veggie and now they have an extra "used" veggie.
This is the one they sell to recoup the costs of having to search for two identical veggies.

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RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


They're called pickles

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


Grimey Drawer

RandomFerret posted:

They're called pickles

Freak

Six-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






RandomFerret posted:

They're called pickles

After a week or so they are.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Looks very wet in there.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Today's forecast: moist

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

If you flip it upside down I think you can find the clitoris.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Reminds me of my wife, what a cold front!

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

Six-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






When two weather deitys love eachother very much, we all get hosed.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


Are you the keymaster?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Cartoon Man posted:

If you flip it upside down I think you can find the clitoris.
"Saving it for marriage" honeymoon pillow talk

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



https://twitter.com/SalamandersuitE...260252453609472

bike tory
May 6, 2007



They're typically about 30μm wide, so a perfect fleshlight for many of you.

Also "stomata" is plural. Jesus Christ get your plant vagina facts right people.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Stomato stomata.

The singular, of course, is stomatum.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012




What's stomata with you?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


Garrand posted:

What's stomata with you?

Leaf me alone.

e: And the singular is stoma?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Data > Datum

Stomata > Stomatum

I don't make the rules.

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Everyone knows that data is singular. Plural is datata.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





Vagina datata

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

But enough about Tasha Yar

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




OwlFancier posted:

Data > Datum

Stomata > Stomatum

I don't make the rules.

Wait till the media hears about this.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


The mainstream media will never report the truth bUt I am not afraid to.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?



Snowy posted:

Vagina datata

It means no penis, for the rest of your days.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer


Italian girls make do

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 28, 2011




Come on Firaxis, first you give them boobs, now this?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


Vagina sans dentata

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



My god......snakes are just inside out holes!!!

edit:
I may be too high right now

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019







Solice Kirsk posted:

My god......snakes are just inside out holes!!!

edit:
I may be too high right now

Have you tried to gently caress a snake? Stupid high thoughts are fine but when you try to put them in action that is when you're too high.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.



The forbidden vagina

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Italian girls make do

All girls make doo

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

Blah Blah Blah
Look at me
I'm the Goddamn Batman
Blah Blah Blah


Milo and POTUS posted:

All girls make doo dew

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Mountain girls make dew

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




Appalachian Pentecostal Church Boys Make Do

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn



now that's the kind of Jacobson's organ I can get into

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




everyone posted:

Wood

Lol, good one.

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