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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch
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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Sit on it

Sit on it and spin!

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


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Urcher
Jun 16, 2006




 https://twitter.com/Heisenherr/stat...016292881928196

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


 https://i.imgur.com/NMXXA0d.mp4

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Assistant Manager Devil
Sep 17, 2007

Actually, he left ME in charge.




College Slice

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NMXXA0d.mp4

Vagina denturta

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

Vagina denturta

What a wonderful phrase!

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H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Not Wolverine posted:


I like your idea better

YanniRotten posted:

I saw this ad the other day and yikes that's aggressive marketing
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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What a wonderful phrase!
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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.




(https://www.upi.com/Science_News/20.../5271607109292/)

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



 Don't doxx me just 'cause I made chili last night, bro.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



 https://twitter.com/pizzalawyer420/...4187506693?s=20

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Cartoon Man posted:



That is some intense puckering.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

Cartoon Man posted:



chocolate starfish cake

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Cartoon Man posted:


Now that's what I call a donut hole

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




 It's for your butthole.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


 It is a very pragmatic set-up, I have to give it that.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

That's a dreidel from a Facebook background, of course.

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

ultrafilter posted:



That's a dreidel from a Facebook background, of course.

I'm really having a hard time seeing it as anything but a dreidel, honestly.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


 I initially thought "entrenching tool" or middle finger.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

RoboRodent posted:

I'm really having a hard time seeing it as anything but a dreidel, honestly.
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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


 https://twitter.com/StephenJenkin/s...322506261323777

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

RandomFerret posted:


Fixed your blocked image, since I was going to do the same thing.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

OwlFancier posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenJenkin/s...322506261323777

dropping a ca-deuce-eus off at the colosseum

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Pesterchum
Nov 8, 2009

You dial up a thick T-BONE STEAK, which you are sure Becquerel is in the mood for because he is in the mood for steak every day and is never in the mood for anything else.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Pesterchum posted:



'tis the season to be 𝑗𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑦

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Assistant Manager Devil
Sep 17, 2007

Actually, he left ME in charge.




College Slice

 Santa Clauses cummin' to town

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Timotheous Venture
Nov 26, 2007


 I saw daddy docking Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




 It's that time of year.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody



 This is an inflatable sculpture by American artist Paul McCarthy called "Santa Butt Plug". It was also made in a black solid version.

Here's some of his other inflatables, one of them is a huge turd.

http://artobserved.com/2009/07/go-s...tember-13-2009/

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody

Toy knight from Britains, Ltd., world's largest toy soldier maker circa 1978

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

axolotl farmer posted:



A Knight to Remember

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


 Black knight from the waist down

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

axolotl farmer posted:



Toy knight from Britains, Ltd., world's largest toy soldier maker circa 1978

Please change my name to Big Dick Armor

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


 Next level realization I wish I never made: that knight dick is made to go into a horse

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


 Well yeah what did you think it was for?

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.

zedprime posted:

Next level realization I wish I never made: that knight dick is made to go into a horse

Posts that sound NWS

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