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Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Let's get this thread going

# ¿ Nov 11, 2018 23:35

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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 06:04

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

It's a "Minions" shirt the kid is wearing.. I guess

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 04:21

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Memento posted:

Gold mine in Western Australia

I fixed their logo on the bottom.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 00:36

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

silentsnack posted:

https://twitter.com/Crazzyintheusa/...066302094614529

Dragonstoned posted:

The lights being white make it all the worse lol

Knee has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Nov 22, 2018

# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 02:58

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 12:56

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 14:51

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 15:01

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Looks like they got the design from Georgia O'Keeffe.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 00:07

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Linked and tagged juuuusst in case:

https://i.imgur.com/rTlfkcP.jpg

# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 08:47

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Careful with the Butt.finger Blast, without preparation you might wind up with an unexpected Rocky Road.

Edit: rocky road fudge surprise? or is that too.. on the nose.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 02:12

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Saw this card today, did a double take

timg tag might help.. that's fuckin HUGE.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 02:23

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Krankenstyle posted:

aa not sure what drinking can do but im willing to try

After a spectacular crash, seeing where that steering wheel column will end up.. you're gonna need a drink.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 04:12

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Garrand posted:

I thought the vajazzling fad had passed

Holy poo poo.. that was actually a thing. I totally forgot.

What a weird loving thing.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 03:06

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

That is some sadomasochistic flared base poo poo going on. drat.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 06:00

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2018 00:22

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Reminds me of the Always Sunny episode that has Charlie being put on a dating website and he says that one of his dislikes is people's knees, or something like that.

Oh poo poo.. just remembered what my user name is. Penis.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 00:16

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 04:59

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Reminds me of those Canadian news casters from "Global" or something. They have some great screw ups.

Here's one that fits with this thread: Activity of the day "Swinging"

vvvv same; in case anyone hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg

Knee has a new favorite as of 11:58 on Jan 9, 2019

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 09:18

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Baby got blimp.

(is.. is that a blimp?)

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 06:32

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Palpek posted:

I feel like I should be posting a link to that YouTube video of the song about a detachable penis or whatever.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 05:04

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Otteration posted:

Cool! Now I can freeze to death in peace!

Oh, wait, I'm gay.

Burrr.

Manboobs? If you're into fat guys? Dunno, just trying to help.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 02:23

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Solice Kirsk posted:

That would be LMOO. LMOA is leaving my orifices agape.

I dunno, I find Laughing My Orifices Agape quite a bit funnier.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 06:16

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

That took me way too loving long.

For anyone with dumb eyes like me second image has the ring

Not the first time that's shown up in video games if I recall. Wasn't it in some Doom like game or something? A mod maybe?

Edit: Found what I was thinking of, google came up with this thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3677919

UT2k3

Knee has a new favorite as of 05:06 on Mar 15, 2019

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 05:03

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/01/26/the-flaps-award/

quote:

�Named in honour of one of Australia�s most respected scientists, the Graeme Clark Oration award for Science Innovation was presented to the school for its year eight �Broadening Horizons� program.�

Apparently it�s meant to be two hands, peeling away the layers of the Earth.

If you blow up this one you can see that it is, indeed, the earth being "peeled" (ripped) open.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 08:14

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: A Hidden Penis In Every Picture; God cleanse my mind and renew the right spirit within me.

Too long?

Shameful Edit: That's what she said

Knee has a new favorite as of 00:43 on May 4, 2019

# ¿ May 4, 2019 00:38

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Karate Bastard posted:

There.

E: pyf smelly erection.

Bet it smells like frumunda cheese.

# ¿ May 8, 2019 01:54

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Reminds me of

# ¿ May 22, 2019 08:23

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Pneub posted:

https://youtu.be/NHO84rOp8FQ

Actually made me

...just wasn't expecting that. Reminds me of:

(spoiler cause not thread related, totally safe for work. It's the grasshopper mouse vid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvvjgDIC3e4

Edit: still me derailing, sorry, but holy poo poo. Just watched the actual video on that mouse, it's loving adapted to turn scorpion stings into a pain killer. Ol' Captain Murphy style. (Bebop Cola goood) RIP SeaLab 2021
For those curious I guess? Maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQ Nat Geo vid.

/end my derail

Knee has a new favorite as of 08:31 on May 28, 2019

# ¿ May 28, 2019 08:24

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Blizzard store:

# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 20:17

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

America didn't exist in 1759?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 03:59

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

BuzzFeed posted:

19 Penises You Need To Visit Before You Die
These are big travel tips.

*Disclaimer: Absolutely no research went into the making of this post. Please approach it as a completely fictional travel guide. About penises.

Gonna NWS cause at least one is totally intentional (House of 100 Wangs � Lublin, Poland, lol)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/...-before-you-die

Plenty more in the link provided above along with "descriptions."

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 04:56

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Cat Hatter posted:

This thread is for any time you see a stinkyhole that isn't there.

Who's to say that there is a stinkyhole that "isn't there." I mean, do you know who that guy is? Maybe he's a dick irl.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 01:49

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Snowy posted:

The first two were great but I didn�t get the scrotum in the third shot. Very impressive still.

Pretty sure he was going for a "lady" with legs apart for the third one.

Man, that whole interview was wonderful. Paul Rudd seems like one hell of a genuine, nice guy. He also handled those "hot ones" (vegan wings? cauliflower?) like a champ.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 03:42

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

bony tony posted:

Who is Notch?

Serious question?

He's the guy that made Minecraft. If you wanna know some reasons why people poo poo on him check out Controversies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markus_Persson

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 18:50

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Well, I wan't sure.. without a /sarcasm or a Kappa or something.

I figured it might be one of those "lol who's that guy cause no one talks/cares about him anymore" types of jokes, but if not, just being helpful.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 19:00

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

The Glumslinger posted:

Fairly sure the infiniminer guy invented minecraft

Quoted for truth.. seriously, lol.

I'm not up on all the Notch memes, I just know he's a terrible person and I think lives in some crazy McMansion all alone.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 09:35

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Pneub posted:

I've heard of Titanfall but this is rediculous!

I think you mean ri-dick-ulous.

I don't usually correct peoples spelling but come on.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 22:13

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Dicks-mas, XXXmas, Hanukkock, etc.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 01:20

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Recycling old stuff from the Funny Pics thread, cause why not.

https://www.nightcyclingsafety.com/...ped-tail-light/

Knee has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Dec 23, 2019

# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 13:37

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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 06:04

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Cat Hatter posted:

That's good attention to detail having the left ventricle hang lower.

I dunno about you but it's actually my right testicle that hangs lo--- wait a sec...

# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 17:12

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