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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I'm not clicking that until you tell me what it actually is

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Thank you all for revealing what the video actually was, I have now clicked it and am disgusted.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Very excited indeed. Maybe tamper down a little bit, as stone can be both delicate and shock sensitive and when it cracks often produces shrapnel and sharp splinters. Hey, there's no kink shaming here but, it will be challenging to gently caress the statues even without anyone looking?

Also they might still have security

https://twitter.com/dril/status/171450835388203008?s=19

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Ahsoka rear end Creepcam

It's an epic ode to rear end no doubt

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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bike tory posted:

everything is always wet

This here is a good thread title

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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The album cover for No Bucket Required?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Because of the title.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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She's a maniac.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Zil posted:

Is that a tart?

Oh it is tart alright

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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What is that buttplug even supposed to be?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I was about to call you a pervert and then I saw it. What have I become

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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trapped mouse posted:

Now I'm no pornstar, but that seems a little small to try and stuff a stiff willy into. Then again it's hard to tell without a proper sense of scale.

This is very concerning.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Mm mm, wanna eat that delicius poo poo

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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That bucket of dicks you're about to eat needs to see a doctor

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Splicer posted:

Root vegetable

:vince:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Capt.Whorebags posted:

I sent you pic plz respond
RE:plz respond
attachment: Chris-Hansen.png

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I should call her

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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This is the face on Mars for a new era

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I don't have words because I can't stop laughing

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Ah! A Parisian coupling

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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monolithburger posted:

Florida Man of Turin

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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K F C

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Large Testicles posted:

what the gently caress food is the dick nipple supposed to be?

Meatloaf?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Is this a Nokia phone?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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:aaa:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Zero chance those machines were invented by someone thinking they would help with anything but his kink

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Wait wait wait, no no no no no. We can't use that definition or we would lose control immediately. The social agreement must be it's for weird pornography, not things weirdos think is pornographic. That would be obscene.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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By popular demand posted:

Weirdo phonography is way over yonder at the obsolete tech thread.

This joke is obscene. Why aren't you posting pornography instead

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Splicer posted:

Something something going down under OK I'm going to go take a walk.

I wish I could create a top 10 thread title this effortlessly

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Turn it upside down and it looks like a heart a bit?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

if a basket of eggs has poo poo up the "post things that have two curves and two straight lines" thread then you need better threads

Alternatively Inexplicable Humblebrag need a more interesting life

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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(Thank you DipesXP for that photoshop phriday in 2002 that I've remembered for 20 years :shepface:)

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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did they really have to polish it

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I had to stare at this, queen and/or witch. Incredible

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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This AI buisiness has gone to far!

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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It took me a good 60s of confused confusion to figure out it's a simple hand hold hole

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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By popular demand posted:

I'm disappointed that by now we still don't have an AI that would automatically remake that into a "..... YES":haw:

what are the tech corps waiting for?!


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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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tribbledirigible posted:

drat judgemental Swedes.

There's misunderstanding here, that's not an insult for my people but a term of appreciation.

We like sluts. We like sluts a lot.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Someone should post a picture of Brad Pitt crying. Sex is fun

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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By popular demand posted:

So hungry + angry is apparently "hangry" so what is hungry + horny?

Horngry?

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