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Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Or slather it with butter and honey.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 22:27

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:32

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Please tell me this is the first dick and balls ever drawn by humans on another world

Ed: from 2013. Yup

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 21:35

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

New Disney Tampons: for those times you need a Woody in your Santa Hat

# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 11:42

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Cartoon Man posted:

Ah, Gretzky's chicken

# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 06:16

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 21:53

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Splicer posted:

https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1435472688030515201

Butt crack

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 13:33

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

RoboRodent posted:

Guys. The joke with Yonic Mary is that only an architect would put a playground next to a sewer.

Engineer.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 16:19

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Cartoon Man posted:

Arizona girls make do

# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 05:20

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

monolithburger posted:

Aspic? More like Aspdic, am I right?

Larks Tongues In Aspdic

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 13:09

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Phallus?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 20:26

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Zil posted:

timged I though the head was a ball sack at first

pee is stored in the pussy

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 03:57

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Large Testicles posted:

Not that I don't find it funny but didn't the turkey just warm up from being at room temperature and being handled? I mean I know you can cook something by smacking it for like 6 hours, i saw that youtube video

# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 20:32

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Ah the firecrotch plant

# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 08:00

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Nenonen posted:

That's fine, I haven't smelled a thing after 'rona

Go home, smell him later

# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 23:39

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Heller ikke

# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 22:54

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

DandyLion posted:

Cher of Theseus though?

Zakalwe is the Cher maker!

# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 21:00

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I called, Mirrored Gretzky

# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 14:58

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

axolotl farmer posted:

please stop David Cronenberg from designing adult toys

Long live the new fleshlight

# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 10:54

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Saw it when it came out, creepy as gently caress

# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 21:25

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

That's teabagging

# ¿ Mar 19, 2022 08:20

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Can I post an actual NWS picture here because there's a painting in the Albertina Museum I just saw that I died laughing at. But it's NWS

# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 22:41

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

So we're in the Albertina and I saw this picture and blinked and laughed.

"Male beauty" by Marlene Dumas (2002)

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/9dLhkZv.jpg

no ring, I looked

Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 22:57 on Mar 25, 2022

# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 22:55

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Zil posted:

NO RING

# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 15:40

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Worst. Lube. Ever.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 06:27

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Lurking Haro posted:

Polyps grow in the nose, not in the throat.
They called you pencildick.

Also in the bowel...

# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 06:50

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Beecock

# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 14:38

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

The Bloop posted:

Pink ✅
Taco ✅

Cheesy lumps ✅

# ¿ Jun 28, 2022 05:26

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

`Nemesis posted:

Ah, the Polish remake of American Beauty

# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 05:30

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Venus of Willendorf. I saw her a few months ago. She's truly beautiful.

video I shot

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 17:07

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Splicer posted:

A titty that gropes itself

A shameless titty

# ¿ Aug 14, 2022 11:46

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

"french hotdog"

https://danskmadpaaengelsk.wordpress.com/2014/01/29/french-hot-dogs-fransk-hotdog/

Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 11:20 on Aug 15, 2022

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 11:18

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

# ¿ Aug 31, 2022 12:37

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Captain Hygiene posted:

So succulent

The cursed succ

# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 19:05

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

I thought Frozenpussy got banned

# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 19:29

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Stoatbringer posted:

Is that arsenolite?

Cummingtonite

# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 21:49

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I would but that as an avatar, but it would get me instantly banned.

Nice try

# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 06:01

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Carthag Tuek posted:

im st john

no the other one

Saint John, NB
Saint John's, NL

# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 13:07

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Milo and POTUS posted:

Maritime canada is so bizarre it weirds me out

Pronounce "Rødovre"

# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 15:07

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Arivia posted:

You’d understand it if you ever went to Dildo

Come-by-Chance?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 15:27

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:32

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

`Nemesis posted:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 06:33

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