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Be right back, buying a Honda Insight
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 14:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:09 |
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One step closer to the butthole doors video games have promised us.
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 03:21 |
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Needs to just lean into at this point. Get those spherical to go cups and post a slogan milk tea is stored in the balls.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 13:36 |
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kirbysuperstar posted:I think it was meant to be a stylus
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 14:37 |
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Next level realization I wish I never made: that knight dick is made to go into a horse
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 17:30 |
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That's no normal Florida. That's a bird Florida.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 16:54 |
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Paladinus posted:It's hard to hear when the phone is inside you.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 19:02 |
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Just shove it in your rear end if you have something so pressing you need all 10 fingers to do something.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2022 19:57 |
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OwlFancier posted:Is that intentional like the old man baby jesus faces? A few people think Jesus literally had kwashiorkor during the crucifixion to explain why it's specified water came out of his spear wound besides blood.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 14:05 |
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The absolute champions responsible for the visual design and the ad copy for this need to go down in history next to the dong sand castle artist from the Little Mermaid. Completely flawless sex torpedo.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 15:44 |
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There's high quality dry TPs you need to keep out of your septic tank or century drains too. Normal TP achieves 3-5 minutes of wet strength with a cocktail of chemicals that binds paper fibers together but is easily dissolved by water. Wet wipes and the super premium butt pillow dry TP achieve extended wet strength by using a cocktail of chemicals that do the same thing but only start dissolving on pH change. Pee is often enough pH change so let em mellow in some yellow if you need to. Or just get a bidet and a pack of the normal TP.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 19:07 |
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Horngry was a early choice but was eventually decided by the word wizards to mean horny angry. Hurngry is a little more specific of a way to combine horny hungry. Please see the official wordogram for more useful constructs for your every day adjectivising.
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 15:00 |
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Why would God give us butt holes.if he didn't want us to use them to close our cups. Truly a miraculous world.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 17:29 |
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Snowy posted:That would make a great mask
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 04:23 |
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Can someone help me with my math homework? I seem to have a deficit of blood in my brain for some reason.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 17:46 |
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The butthole is where coffee comes out. Similarly those carriers can have a bag of drink with a nozzle coming out to serve. Not 100% sure this is that sort of carrier but it makes the joke work so don't @ me.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 20:15 |
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Extremely accurate. No one knows where San Jose is and San Francisco and Oakland end up caked in poo poo occasionally due to improper sanitation regimens.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 15:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:09 |
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MrUnderbridge posted:Flared base = Underwriters Laboratories approved!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 21:59 |