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The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


Grimey Drawer


This feels like cheating when it comes to soccer.

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The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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RandomFerret posted:

That's just asking to be found and played with by your children

I'm not here to yuck any yums but if your warm-up starts with watching all the neighbor kids lick your dildo I think you should go to jail

What if it's your cool down? Asking for a friend in jail.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


Grimey Drawer


Life finds a way. Sometimes it shouldn't

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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To be honest it doesn't sound like "of". Nor would that lyric actually make sense. "From" would be more logical. It almost sounds like "go" but I dunno. It's been awhile.
E: I slowed it down. I suppose it could be 'of'. But still, it wouldn't be like pinching the neck of Mr Spock. Or maybe. Can Vulcans be neck pinched?

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The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


Grimey Drawer

a kitten posted:

pfft, well that's a whole different thing entirely then.






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I didn't want to find out about Sean Lock this way.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


Grimey Drawer


Mods, change my name to Meato Acustico. Thx

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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Paladinus posted:

Can't decide if this is more remarkable that eating a peach for hours.

That's for the fruit to decide.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


Grimey Drawer

Knee posted:

Reminds me of Paul Rudd:

https://twitter.com/marlownyc/statu...4942464?lang=en

Full video: https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2019/10/paul-rudd-hot-ones
(pro-click if I do say so myself)


That guy's just too good for this world. His bit about realizing that going on talk shows is all just to promote things rather than hang out and chat (like he thought when he was young). At the end he's given the chance to say or promote whatever he wants: "So let people know what you got going on in your life," Paul Rudd says "I got nothing going on [...] you know what, the artificiality of the conv- I'm not here to sell anything, I'm here to celebrate. This is a celebration, not a commercial."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU#t=58s
Scroll to :58 if the link starts from the top.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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Inspector 34 posted:

Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it into that enormous butt hole.

Buddy, that is love

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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Is that what I was praying to as a kid? Catholicism is weird.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

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DandyLion posted:

I take it you didn't see the video of her putting it together...

You can take that correctly. Nor do I want to.
E: Also, PM me I have a random, unrelated question.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.

More like too on the knee.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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Ah, I see, Beautiful Agony has a spin off website.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

In all likelihood, this is one of the worst posts in the thread so far.


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The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007

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RandomFerret posted:

They're called pickles

Freak

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