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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Again with the food product / food grade product confusion.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

I know an old lady who butt chugged a cow.

I don't know how she butt chugged a cow.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Well, yeah.

That came later though.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat


Is he stuck or something?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Come on dude he obviously got his expensive watch all tangled up in that other guy's zipper.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

I see they found your mom's hooha

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Please remember to refrigerate it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat


bebba big

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

An OWl.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The general term is airship or aerostat. A rigid airship with an internal frame is also called a dirigible (which includes zeppelins), pressure airships (which don't have a frame and deflate like a kid's balloon) are also called blimps.

The vehicle in the photo is the Airlander 10 which is a hybrid airship because it's a blimp with airplane bits stuck onto it which also give lift.

Certainly looks like she airships to show a erostat tho

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

This also works with the world "boobies".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Or judging by the Action Lines, Melbourne showing God what a Real nutshot is like.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

I can so vividly imagine a huge rubbery schlong bounding and bobbing forth atop the powdery snow.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

This reminds me I think I have a cassette player in a box downstairs.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

May not contain nuts?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Oh god damnit

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Someone put -this much- tanning lotion, into my ski mask.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

That time when Coca Cola tried to sell bottled tap water in the UK, possibly with semen in it.

Why did it not work?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Wh-

I thought Trump lived in the white house?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Oh gently caress you

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Hey I know that guy! Wasn't he that one who took a swim in pigs blood or something?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

I dunno. Serrations aren't exactly what I'm looking for in a giant ice cock.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Working as intended I should say.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Normally I don't put grated cheese on it. Like if it ain't there, good?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

hyperhazard posted:

Found this lovely carrot while cooking dinner at my parents' place.



Nice avatar, and topical until I clicked it on my phone to start the animation

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

hyperhazard posted:

You know, I didn't even notice it in the music video until I saw my avatar later on my phone and was like "that's totally a penis." I'm like 99% sure it's on purpose too, since it's Ghost.



Deservedly listed as a logo fail. That's the JAPAN flag smdh

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 06:35 on Apr 3, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

So.... do you have any IKEA furniture, or anything else that needs screwing back at your place flex flex

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

gently caress around and find out

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Wow great new page title snype

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

No I'm thinking that's a cuck. I'm not sure, I've never seen one, but I think that just might be one. Good to finally learn what all the fuss was about.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Google says the rest means "my".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

That's very specifically only four upside down jellyfish though.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Yes yes yes you won! You won!!!!! Stop no jesus

https://i.imgur.com/5BqguRQ.mp4

Don't ruin food for me Jesus

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Ok "Captain Hygiene"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Elohssa Gib posted:

What was this before imgur pulled it?

Did they now? Good people over at imgur.


It was a tv ad from a Norwegian sex shop celebrating their hundredth anniversary or whatever. So how do you celebrate your hundredth anniversary as a sex shop if you are not allowed to show actual nudity or loving? Well you do a 5min high production values video featuring an unending cavalcade of 2sec clips of models and horny food items. What stuck with me most was a woman lovingly tracing the inside of a donut through heavy warm chocolate frosting and licking her fingers off.

I may not be able to show you the video but I can ruin food for you and by God I will

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

If there isn't a big ol donger at least somewhere on the moon I'm mondo disappointed in our boys from the sixties.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

No I think that's backwards. I think the thought process must have been

1) Goop 2) IMMA PUT THAT poo poo ON MA DICK, AND HUMP STUFF LOOK OUT WALL 4) hey that kinda looks like dicks, neat!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Nope. No I don't think that's gonna cut it. I think we may be looking at a full replacement here I'm afraid.

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