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Given that so much in nature from dongs to apples seems to converge in shape for whatever reason, if we ever meet aliens, what would they look like? I'm guessing they will look a lot like butt and dongs.
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Yeah George Lucas super ran out of steam right before Jabba didn't he.
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May 4, 2019 17:58
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There. E: pyf smelly erection.
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May 6, 2019 20:13
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But dayum you should really take a weed eater to them pubes girl Alternatively maybe cut back on the beans a little
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May 10, 2019 12:59
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Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?
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May 10, 2019 20:01
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Lord I can't shake the mental image of dipshit Legolas Aragorn! ARAGORN! all these squirrels have bung holes
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May 17, 2019 20:16
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And just so there's no confusion: don't nobody go stomping Alabama into vulvas now. They meant the other way around.
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May 18, 2019 08:53
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e: good joke already made  globes
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May 21, 2019 19:16
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I was gonna dead rear end felch me some chocolate milk tho
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May 21, 2019 19:41
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Is that a pimple or early indications of future plans?
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Sep 17, 2021 17:03
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Anyolite has to be the geology counterpart to botany's Idonova thatisus
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Sep 20, 2021 12:47
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Hey buddy we don't need to know what you Oh you said walk. My bad
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Sep 26, 2021 10:40
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Bloobs.
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Sep 26, 2021 17:59
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A likpa. Likpas are a form of brain worm. Once they get in, they're stuck in there. Because of the blood-brain barrier, no medicine can reach it. You are stuck with them for life.
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Oct 2, 2021 20:50
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But enough about your mom.
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Oct 3, 2021 21:10
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Yeah click that poo poo and then call me a liar I loving double dare you.
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Oct 4, 2021 17:34
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A little thick for tinder.
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Oct 5, 2021 18:49
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I'm just going to assume those are nunchucks, order a pair, and just go to town on all the invisible ninjas in the yard.
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Oct 6, 2021 16:38
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Okay so I clearly don't play, but I predicted people would just end up hitting themselves with those things. Certainly didn't know what it was. Seems like a ball tied on a string would work, and serve as a chew toy. Those are things that go in stools right, like between the legs?
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Oct 7, 2021 06:43
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Well, Karate Bastard, I like your sarcasm because indeed they are handheld self defense tools, like mini wood batons but used differently, from the Koga Institute. Haha I was going to just keep punning but that's just too drat funny. Cop1, side-eyeing partner's locker: Uhh... So you're into that stuff too huh? Cop2: Yeah. And you? Cop1: Yeah. Cop3, who made a typo in Bing: Wow yours are really small! (Pulls out huge black yoga mat roll) Cop4, seizes the distraction and hits Cop3 on the head: *Dong* Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:09 on Oct 8, 2021 |
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Oct 8, 2021 06:51
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First time I saw a circumcised ankle. I thought it was a dick head but it was a bottom of an ess.
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Oct 10, 2021 16:12
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Someone page that twitter weirdo about the thready parts not being peripendicular. He'll have a loving aneurysm it'll be great 
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Oct 12, 2021 21:33
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Butte crack
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Oct 13, 2021 18:23
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Honestly if you youtubed thst you deserved everything that was coming to you, god bless.
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Oct 17, 2021 20:00
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Brave of them to photoshop in an arsehole smack in the middle
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Oct 21, 2021 19:15
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Peekaboo puff pastry revenant Why did someone feel compelled to make that and why did they choose that over therapy?
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Oct 23, 2021 08:42
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:https://i.imgur.com/lxtrtFg.mp4 Instant smelly dick. What a username.
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Oct 25, 2021 12:23
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I'll have to believe those are contrails left by one of them pilots about to quit Or do the airplane equivalent of ever givening the suez canal
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Oct 28, 2021 17:39
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's a mile long At that girth, I'll believe you!
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Oct 28, 2021 18:12
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Huge opportunities to wear someone's rear end as a hat.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:39
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Is that the nozzle ?
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Oct 29, 2021 17:21
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Ah, the modern dilema of American healthcare professionals.
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Nov 1, 2021 08:25
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Dance all night?
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Nov 4, 2021 08:43
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Gross.
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Nov 8, 2021 07:15
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At least not that hair
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Nov 8, 2021 18:27
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Keep going, eventually you'll get it! Keep staring into that autostereogram
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Nov 8, 2021 19:07
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I've found it helps if you move the image slightly back and forth, like farther and closer, and if anything weird happens, or if anything starts to pop, you try to do more of whatever makes that happen more, and then you see it The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver rear end
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Nov 9, 2021 07:32
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My guess is that's capacitive and all you'd really need to do is tap it (lol, and also lol) to get the soap, but I appreciate that that's the first thing that came to their mind
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A stiffie
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