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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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MrUnderbridge posted:

You mean future tense.

I am spanking.



I will spunk.



Simple grammar, spink/spank/spunk.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Beer_Suitcase posted:

I encountered this in the wild at work while verifying someone's address. The best part, if you zoom in it's also named "The Pee is Stored in the Balls Park"

I cant do a drat screenshot on my phone but its there.

I haven't been sure what to believe in lately, but thanks for restoring my faith in humanity, forums user Beer_Suitcase

e: drat you forums users Craptacular and Fatty Crabcakes

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Mar 13, 2019

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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OK, this is the one that broke me, I can't figure out anything else this is supposed to represent. It doesn't help that the associate website's mission profile refers "the vital stimulus"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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uncertainty posted:

This is it:


Crosspost from the r/relationships thread, possibly the most ill-conceived tribute to Dumbo ever

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Oddhair posted:

I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks, too.

I mean, how else are you supposed to father a whole country?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Nepenthes plant aka penis flytrap
Sometimes I find it weird that Snopes is the one to make me dive for the "hide post" button when I'm at work, but whatcha gonna do.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Karate Bastard posted:

Ok "Captain Hygiene"



That's just a side gig, I don't want to get fired from my main job at the not looking at things that look like erect penises factory.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Karate Bastard posted:

Given that so much in nature from dongs to apples seems to converge in shape for whatever reason, if we ever meet aliens, what would they look like?

I'm guessing they will look a lot like butt and dongs.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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I recommend learning more via the excellent medical documentary Edward Penishands

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Bonus observation from Google when I was trying to find a bigger version

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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I'm not sure "escapism" is what I'm feeling there.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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"Do not use near open flame"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Holy poo poo, even just that first one is just "ooh, that's neat, I wonder if AUUUGHGHHHGH "

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Lucid Nonsense posted:

Apparently, Paul Rudd is a master of nsfw. Jump to 16:46 for the false nsfw stuff.

pro-click

His calm studiousness making them and satisfaction discussing them are amazing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Perfectly normal to have problems when other people are watching.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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tribbledirigible posted:

He's the reason it's called Miniluv?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Well, whatever you use to wrap it, make sure you leave room for it to breath.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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To be fair, it's usually not safe to play videogames at work anyway.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Redczar posted:

“Tell me I’m not the only idiot who sees Batman twerking”
https://twitter.com/notafaso/status...9180484608?s=21


I saw the word Batman first, and couldn't comprehend it *wasn't* him for a good thirty seconds

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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lmao if you don't have multiple tiered snack dispensers to partake from while you poop

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who's Notch?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Don't mind me, just had to stop for a second while walking through candy wall chat

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Lord Hydronium posted:

I just see this:



Haha
I thought for sure I remembered seeing somebody's chest and belly painted to look like Homer's face, which would help bear this out, but I can't find it. Also what am I doing with my life

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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trapped mouse posted:

Was it this?


No, it was a fat guy belly and moobs I was thinking of. Or maybe just a horrible nightmare, who knows.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Platystemon posted:

It spawned a subgenre of pornography.

They call them “simps”.

You think I just made that up, but do you dare seek the truth?

No and you can't make me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Fine, it's a yule plug

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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♫ It came upon a midnight clear ♫

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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I think we've all had days like that.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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bony tony posted:

Knuckles can have as many penises as he wants.

How many do you think he has, just as a joke haha

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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VeggieTales reboot looking solid

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Give it time

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Anyway, happy thanksgiving


Wait, doesn't everyone roast a big cock on thanksgiving?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Spore HD upgrade looking good

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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🎶Simply earresistable 🎶

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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cnut posted:

My penis is hidden in every picture.



Yes.....but where?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Please, it's called the Porcine Gluteus Maximus Worm

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




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Calling BLILLSHIT on that one.

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