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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Cat Hatter posted:

To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.
Preserving this idiot post for posterity

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Confirmed!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Captain Hygiene posted:

e: drat you forums users Craptacular and Fatty Crabcakes :arghfist:
:yosbutt:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Solice Kirsk posted:

I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.
You are too late.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Picnic Princess posted:

I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong.
What does your heart tell you?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1vJz7ddaOY

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Zetsubou-san posted:

Ethan washed it off and put it back on. He was happy again. Complete.
He should have it permanently attached

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Cat Hatter posted:

Bold choice to portray Jesus with cloven hooves BTW.
It's a reference to Christ's famous parable of the cameltoe

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Right or left? Maybe I'll spring for it if I can pretend I'm getting fingered by Jar Jar

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Paladinus posted:

It's so unfair that outside of the UK the Chuckle brothers are probably best known for the cock illusion photo.
What else did they do, besides noncery?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Well she never mentioned them so it couldn't have been that gr8.

At least they ended up being among the few people on that blighted island not riddled with venereal disease

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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"Eh, it is what it is"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Memento posted:



Land Rover fuel pump control module
bofa diesel

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Don't dox me 😡

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Zil posted:

That is some serious difference in sizes, may want to get checked out. Also love the jewelry.
Listen, that's just how tits work

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Large Testicles posted:

I'd advise not searching youtube for "blowing a pig". It's 1/2 videos of people using explosives to kill feral hogs.
Or worse, David Cameron's OnlyFans

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

*sigh*

I should call him

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Big titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian poo poo?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Brandfarlig posted:

Please stop getting jacked off in public bathrooms.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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The Bloop posted:

Mussels are pretty much the most yonic food without specifically trying to make something look like a vag

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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HerStuddMuffin posted:

They’re called women you sexist prick!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Karate Bastard posted:

Anyone want to buy a bridge?
gently caress no, they spent all the money on stadiums and placating amazon and they're crumbling

Might as well spend my money restoring a vega

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I should call him

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"... so then I said to the genie "For my third wish I want my dick to be at least 20 inches long" and he said "I can make it two whole feet if you like" and that's how this happened."
"Do you really think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Just look at those tiny balls
Woops! Laundry day! I'm going commando rn

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Captain Hygiene posted:

Please seek medical help if your eratction persists for more than four hours
Never mind that, call me :biglips:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Large Testicles posted:

yeah i was fully expecting goatse

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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The Bloop posted:

Cum is stored in the pee
Cum is curdled pee

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Carthag Tuek posted:

poop is stored in the buttocks, and is expelled through the butt hole and also the colostomy hole simultaneously
noooooooooo 😭

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Splicer posted:

vomit up a ball of fur and bones about it
maybe I will 😤

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Bloop posted:

Pink ✅
Taco ✅
I mean that's more of a fuschia

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Splicer posted:

A titty that gropes itself

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

God that gif is the best thing ever

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