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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Plans for a 3D printed coral polyp model released by NOAA

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Instead of Viagra, just stick a whittled down carrot in your urethra to maintain that boner

That's your one free lifehack of the day

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I swear the geology page I follow posts a new mineral dick each day

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Now that's how you ream an rear end in a top hat

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Decrepus posted:

This is a human face lol

Deeply, deeply disturbing

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Those are some vaginal potato chickens

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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:wink::wink::wink:



SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I think this is a tag yourself

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Lawson posted:

violet seeds



"Titty sprinkles"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Is it too soon for a new thread title?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Those are padding inserts for a bra or bathing suit

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Men: "Why won't my wife give me blowjobs?"

Also men:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Marcade posted:

Man, I wish they still had the "I'd hit it" slogan.

Couple years ago McDonald's in Japan had Adult Cream Pies.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Pardon the format, it came from a Facebook meme page.

Peach balloons almost feel intentional.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Milo and POTUS posted:

Cross out the H for a surprise

Michael Caine describing his cold symptoms?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Did he just through the bologna noodles in the garbage

What a waste

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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This one is a bit more subtle

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Tobermory posted:

Either I'm somewhat confused about the subtlety, or I'm incredibly confused about the thing poking in from the right.

I have no idea what it's supposed to be other than a giant uncircumcised plush dong.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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If you haven't had milk tea, you're missing out.

Cheese tea is also good.

I had a ruby cheese tea today, I'll probably have it again tomorrow, it was great.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I roasted some peppers today

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