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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Neighbor just sent me a d*ck pic.

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

I wanted to see if this looked any better in timg.

It doesn't! Not even remotely a little better!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Captain Hygiene posted:

Haha
I thought for sure I remembered seeing somebody's chest and belly painted to look like Homer's face, which would help bear this out, but I can't find it. Also what am I doing with my life :psyduck:

Was it this?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

The first one I get, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be seeing in the second one.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Took me way too long to figure out what this actually was.

it's the built in handle in the box

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
I believe Zil is referring to the thinness/wateriness of the liquid, rather than the volume.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Rabble posted:

Blood is stored in the aorta

And anime is blood. It all comes full circle.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

In case anyone else was wondering, yes this is Riley Reid, but it's not like a joke photo she posed for, someone photoshopped the popsicle in. Before the photo was altered, I'm sure it was extremely :nws:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

https://i.imgur.com/jarYkSp.mp4

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Thread title extremely relevant right now.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1454062976613425153

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Antigravitas posted:

Innocently playing on one of the official maps when




:raise:

A pretty good post-av combo.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Milo and POTUS posted:

I can't see the work safe version

Guy with the black jacket is wearing a red shirt under it. The red shirt guy's "hand" is actually black jacket guy's stomach.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Now I'm no pornstar, but that seems a little small to try and stuff a stiff willy into. Then again it's hard to tell without a proper sense of scale.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/1487056005997416457

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/existentiaIly/status/1495802550175604740

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1549746203931381760

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

I thought it only walked 4. This is very unsettling.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Cartoon Man posted:

From our friends in the OSHA thread, who’s brave enough to use the forbidden fleshlight?

https://i.imgur.com/LOEiIiA.mp4

It's nothing to worry about if your post bends slightly in one direction.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Platystemon posted:

This is not true, but it is true that California is named after the title “Khalifa”.

I just looked this up assuming it was a fringe etymological theory, but it seems like of all the theories for where the name came from that is the most plausible. Granted there is a degree of separation since it was named after a fictional island inhabited exclusively by amazonian women in a popular Spanish novel at the time, and that author most likely named the island after the Arabic word for a female ruler, but it seems as though there is a definite link.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/daily_dolce/status/1601595956830810112

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

This is AI art based on a real image, isn't it? The chair wheels being completely separated from the legs kind of gives it away.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/exoticaviation/status/1606639172537704448

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

bike tory posted:

wasn't it confirmed recently that this actually was a goatse reference and the bosses loved the design?

It being "confirmed" depends entirely on how much you trust your fellow goon:

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