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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch
 
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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Karate Bastard posted:

That time when Coca Cola tried to sell bottled tap water in the UK, possibly with semen in it.

Why did it not work?

People aren't into spunkling water, I guess.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.

You can have a slogan of "Home of the Foot-Long"

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Chitin posted:

We've found George O'Keefe
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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Palpek posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p1Tl04o.mp4

Is that a Roastiehound?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

I went to school with this girl irl.

Who is.she, and who are the olds?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Captain Hygiene posted:

Calling BLILLSHIT on that one.

I dunno, it's possible:
https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1301&dat=19570324&id=jXVWAAAAIBAJ&sjid=yeQDAAAAIBAJ&pg=4032,1768353

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:





Ace: What's everybody looking at?
Villains/Bystanders in unison: NOTHING!

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:



FREE THE NIPPLES

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Memento posted:



This is how NASA user-tests out their new Aerogel condoms

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phanatic posted:

"Priming" is one of the casualties of the replication crisis, and is indeed an exemplar of how bad research can come to be accepted.


As an aside I swear that the vocoded speech in the Beastie Boys' Intergalactic is "I have an erection" and not "another dimension."

Also, "...like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock..."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Waypmip.mp4

I feel like this every morning around 9:00 am

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:


Heading for an off-Broadway production of Danger Music For Dick Higgins, I guess.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:



Appalachian Pentecostal Church Boys Make Do

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Captain Hygiene posted:

A dickromancer, obviously well-trained in the art of cockjuration

Summoning her Pudronus

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Bloop posted:



That's pretty humerus

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

axolotl farmer posted:



Toy knight from Britains, Ltd., world's largest toy soldier maker circa 1978

Please change my name to Big Dick Armor

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:



HERE COMES TURTLE HEAD

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:



It’s supposed to depict a mask.

Or Geordi La Forge's visor

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

A friend sent me this picture from a recent hike



Gonna hit that wussy all barebark

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