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"Fruits and vegetables do quite the opposite" So fruits and vegetables give you boners? I mean I have gotten a weird vibe from most vegans but I didn't know they had constant boners, this explains so much
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I was going to say "you can't put a chicken in your rear end like you can a cucumber" but then I remembered I was talking about people. I havent heard that aphorism before
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Picnic Princess posted:
That there's a Yeti penis and you won't convince me otherwise 
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Zopotantor posted:"People will say it looks like a buttplug!" "Now it looks like a spiky buttplug!"
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This diagram is very helpful, it even has an extra arrow reminding you not to neglect the balls
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Oh, that's an easy answer. Nobody wanted to admit they thought about handjobs. Nope just a totally innocent diagram of auto repair and maintenance 
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Jedit posted:Even the path from Ember Brook Circle to the IMAX cinema plays into it. What the hell were the planners thinking? Holy poo poo I didn't even see that till just now  Edit: now I'm just imagining the tiny people walking the path like lil spermies
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It's really not supposed to be red, they should consult a doctor 
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Mar 18, 2019 12:23
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betamax hipster posted:My ex had that problem once. Apparently the most reliable treatment is an orchiectomy. That's a reliable treatment for so many things but unfortunately not considered nearly often enough!! Just kidding fellas 
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Mar 24, 2019 14:36
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Memento posted:
Six testicles, now that's impressive
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Apr 17, 2019 03:17
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Blurred posted:well i guess you could say they made a real boner there ahahahahahaha Well at least they show you what it will look like on the paper BEFORE you buy them.
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"I spend a lot of time thinking about my daughters' vaginas"
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