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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler


"Fruits and vegetables do quite the opposite"
So fruits and vegetables give you boners? I mean I have gotten a weird vibe from most vegans but I didn't know they had constant boners, this explains so much

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I was going to say "you can't put a chicken in your rear end like you can a cucumber" but then I remembered I was talking about people.

I havent heard that aphorism before

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Picnic Princess posted:



I swear the geology page I follow posts a new mineral dick each day

That there's a Yeti penis and you won't convince me otherwise

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Zopotantor posted:

"People will say it looks like a buttplug!"
"Put some spikes on it."

"Now it looks like a spiky buttplug!"

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler


This diagram is very helpful, it even has an extra arrow reminding you not to neglect the balls

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Oh, that's an easy answer. Nobody wanted to admit they thought about handjobs. Nope just a totally innocent diagram of auto repair and maintenance

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Jedit posted:

Even the path from Ember Brook Circle to the IMAX cinema plays into it. What the hell were the planners thinking?

Holy poo poo I didn't even see that till just now

Edit: now I'm just imagining the tiny people walking the path like lil spermies

Dixville has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Mar 13, 2019

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

It's really not supposed to be red, they should consult a doctor

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

betamax hipster posted:

My ex had that problem once. Apparently the most reliable treatment is an orchiectomy.

That's a reliable treatment for so many things but unfortunately not considered nearly often enough!!

Just kidding fellas

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Memento posted:



rainbow going into a pot of gold

Six testicles, now that's impressive

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Blurred posted:

well i guess you could say they made a real boner there ahahahahahaha

Well at least they show you what it will look like on the paper BEFORE you buy them.

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

"I spend a lot of time thinking about my daughters' vaginas"

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