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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

So... Which dude was the egg?



For sure that chickens like, "Thats it!?"

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Jedit posted:

If it's on the nose then you're doing it wrong.

Paging Yeah I Eat rear end....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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No-Slip Buttplug

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hakkarin kartano. What a wonderful phrase!

It means not flaccid, anywhere in the bays.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Cable Guy posted:

Melbourne got dicked by a sub-optimal cool change.



Rather, I'd take this as the spirit of Melbourne rising in the morning.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ah, the Schultz 2020 is the weekly special it seems.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed.

That's a weird descriptor for an all male massage parlor.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Christ you fall asleep naked in a grassy field ONE TIME and the next thing you know some morning strollers snap a pick and now you're internet famous.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Karate Bastard posted:

Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?

Legolas, that's enough of your drat elf eyes.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Platystemon posted:

There was a pregnant pause when I looked at this.

That's not how baby is formed.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Love knows no boundaries (or pants).

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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anonumos posted:

10 to 1 they asked the graphical designer to do this for "exposure".

There's just NO WAY the negative space wasn't intentional.

Maybe, but its pretty Rubenesque

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

....stumpball ...

coincidentally also my nickname in highschool

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Memento posted:



Insulation foam that came down as it set

That's going to take some serious CBT to get out of my mind.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Milo and POTUS posted:

Two and a half legs

Gonna be honest with you hear but if word gets out here on SA that goons can have an operation that trades a leg for an elephant dick we're gonna have a nationwide demographic shift.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Solice Kirsk posted:

That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn."

And when you saw no footprints, that was when I carried you in your refractory period.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Great i just got fired from my job at the galactic creampie factory

Just in time for Moonpie's to make a comeback!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Crystallized urea is stored in the geode.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Countdown until someone runs into the thread to breathlessly tell you about echidnas

Have you.......................guys...............heard about....................this little species.............of furry mammals..............................that lay eggs........................like a platypus..................












.......oh also their dicks......

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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RandomFerret posted:

The full picture looks more nsfw than the crop

You put the leftover Thanksgiving day turkey head on your dick and suddenly you're internet famous.


Tale as old as time really.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Finally a fleshlight I won't feel inadequate using....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Platystemon posted:



Senecio articulatus

That's definitely not how you charge that crystal...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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At least we can safely say Subaru does not give zero fucks.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Krankenstyle posted:

clearly they do tho

But I can see one right there, that's at least 1 gently caress.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Taiga girls make do!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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This is how I want to go out. Being turned into a tree while root deep.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Life is just a series of tubes

Kind of makes you think, maybe we are all just evolved protuberances sprouting from our genitals instead of the other way around.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Captain Hygiene posted:

Nothing wrong with making a pussy feel good

Paging Cumshitter

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Didn't this particular type of facemask have its origins in Japan?

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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The Ape of Naples posted:

I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch.

I take it you didn't see the video of her putting it together...

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