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MrUnderbridge posted:So that's what they mean by "hung like a horse" Read this to the tune of head like a hole
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Antivehicular posted:shockingly narrow gape diameter That’s the end of the tunnel
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She’s wearing a tube top imo
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I dream of rolling coal with my dick
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Apparently, Paul Rudd is a master of nsfw. Jump to 16:46 for the false nsfw stuff. The first two were great but I didn’t get the scrotum in the third shot. Very impressive still.
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slinkimalinki posted:It took me a long loving time to figure out how someone could be so oblivious
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I’m getting really mixed messages from that photo
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The Bloop posted:Tag; your’re pomegranates, rear end in a top hat
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The Bloop posted:Popping back and forth forever A smilie of two butts with that eyepoop going back and forth between them would be pretty great
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Memento posted:What's it supposed to be? Because it's, uhh, not that. The only thing I could see besides a dick was possibly them giving me the finger
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Captain Hygiene posted:Maybe try turning on your monitor The finger is there either way idgi
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Dagen H posted:It was made for me You must be shaped like a q tip
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Mine looks like Dale Chihuly blew it
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I see Golden Flow trucks around here, it always makes me laugh. I don’t know where this came from but when I was a kid people would say “let go with the golden flow”. Or I made that up I don’t know.
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The lady in pink got dibs on that
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No poo poo, I know a pro level sounding rod when I see one
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Just drove past a billboard for this place and did a doubletake. Thanks, internet.  
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Race play is sex/porn with racist themes. I can’t believe they haven’t googled race play at some point and seen what’s sharing a name with them.
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Mauser posted:away and toward what? Away from the body and toward the toilet, duh. Gotta get that poop off.
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Vagina datata
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The Bloop posted:PYF things that look NWS: Male Genital Penis Rare Dong Balls  🍆
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Hung so low it needs its own shoes
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I saw gym 
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Dickweed
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It never occurred to me to give myself a reacharound
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Cartoon Man posted:
I can’t, my lips are stuck to it
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Carthag Tuek posted:i like the lil ears They’re for your pleasure
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It makes me wonder how I would cook dick chips, deep fried and crispy or sautéed with garlic
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Visited a family friend and couldn’t stop thinking I can’t be the only one who immediately sees a dick here then I turned on my monitor
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/NuggThuggLife/status/1445479695651278857?t=knre6mLVHnnAkuP-uOIXvQ&s=19 Good lord that’s one of the most revolting things I’ve seen in a while and I occasionally turn off my monitor
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:So think licking old stamps, before they started making them taste sweet. It's not like they have a reason to make industrial glue smell nice. Vodka tasting descriptions I can do. Gonna go see how glue connoisseurs describe the smells. I used to occasionally use food packaging glue at work, it looked just like that thick jizzy stuff in the video. I don’t remember it having much of a smell at all. It’s similar to vinyl wallpaper paste if you’ve smelled that.
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Looks like Garfield to me
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Nov 30, 2021 12:33
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Surround yourself with thong-wearing digital bubble butt
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Wood have sex with a cloud Just fyi
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Paladinus posted:You see the white stuff? It looks like semen. More like sea-men, heh. I’m on a sea-men diet
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DumbparameciuM posted:Yes fine but does it resemble a horsecock or is it more of a mega-prolapse? It works like the Alien face but it’s a prolapse shooting out of a horsecock
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