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Want to see the dictator of Belarussia offer that to Steven Seagal.
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Feb 10, 2019 15:53
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NO YOU SEE THEY LOOK LIKE MY PENISES LMOA
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e: this wasn't the post I meant to reply to
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Mar 27, 2019 08:06
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bony tony posted:Either pooping or cumming Why not pooping-cum-cumming?
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Mar 27, 2019 12:31
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Picnic Princess posted:vaginal potato But enough about Latvian porn.
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Mar 31, 2019 08:05
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Now we know why Nero Wolfe actually spent so much time in the attic.
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Apr 12, 2019 11:23
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Literally every purity ball American dad has raped either their son or daughter. That's just a science fact, and also why no-one trusts Americans.
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Apr 21, 2019 22:37
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letthereberock posted:Capcum Shito. Peeball Associates. Magnetic Bawlz. Inlawcum.
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May 27, 2019 13:57
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's a scale trick. That's actually a thumb and forefinger, and the ball is tiny. They push it against the wall with the back of their hand to create the illusion. The track was wet.
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Jun 17, 2019 06:41
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*burts into threat Finnishly* LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SLAPS ON THE EAR oh wait those don't look NWS at all sorry 
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Sep 2, 2019 15:00
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cinni posted:Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone. Centipedes? In my vagina? 
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Oct 20, 2019 21:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use. Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were?
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Oct 20, 2019 22:37
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Solice Kirsk posted:
Not prison camp, no. We got condoms handed out. (And a handy keyfob with a condom compartment! Sponsored by a crisp brand for some reason.)
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Oct 21, 2019 01:27
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The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp?
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Nov 12, 2019 00:17
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pseudorandom posted:At least someone on the marketing team was smart enough to suggest that they need a flared base. 
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Feb 14, 2020 06:59
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DandyLion posted:Kind of makes you think, maybe we are all just evolved protuberances sprouting from our genitals instead of the other way around. Uhh we form around our bumholes, actually.
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DontMockMySmock posted:bugs, crustaceans, etc. form around their mouth. Ah so do bats have assholes at all?
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Mar 2, 2020 08:03
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Antioch posted:Surely you mean Jif GIF rhymes with wife.
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Apr 14, 2020 17:13
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Snowy posted:big gif big life Big GIF small wife
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Apr 15, 2020 01:35
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 (According to Sim, he was completely aware.)
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Jun 3, 2020 02:33
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The heck is that 
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OwlFancier posted:They do make cycle shorts with extra padding in the crotch cos bike seats are uncomfortable. And here I, a complete moron, just use a padded, comfortable bicycle seat instead of the sensible diaper trousers 
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Aug 13, 2020 06:55
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Splicer posted:But why choose the colour of grandma underwear? It's a pretty ugly colour no matter what, I mean.
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Aug 13, 2020 10:29
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Hey guys that baby likes big-rear end titties it's a tittie-liking baby amirite?
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Sep 2, 2020 06:38
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Captain Hygiene posted:Whoa, at least spoiler that pussy So it can go faster?
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Sep 26, 2020 14:29
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Lol, took me a minute This isn't the tell us about your wanks thread.
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Oct 5, 2020 11:24
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Crossposting please don't probate I just realized this belongs ITT:
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https://i.imgur.com/3hRCSHJ.mp4 look at the animal's face
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Garrand posted:What's stomata with you? Leaf me alone. e: And the singular is stoma?
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Oct 28, 2020 06:35
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Captain Hygiene posted:"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to." A wizard's nose has a penis on the end.
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RoboRodent posted:Man, and our local airport just has a taxidermied bear presiding over a sculpted river of spawning salmon. We have a miniature pigduck.  65e: Oh that's probably from the harbour. But the other one is/was at the airport.
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Inceltown posted:That things got duck sucking lups And other facets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYyaBfDbTs0
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Nov 14, 2020 21:00
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BY THE POWER OF HARMAA KULLI
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It is a very pragmatic set-up, I have to give it that.
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axolotl farmer posted:
That's weird because all the Britains rider figures I have had/seen had arseholes and the horses had pegs on their backs (not anatomically correct, as far as I know horses), and a lot of them were from around 1978, probably.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yeah the cheap mass produced plastic toys often used peg-and-hole designs to connect two pieces together, like a horse and rider. If you didn't make the rider sit on the forehead penis I don't know if you can even say you had a childhood. e: That's a Britains "deetail" figure by the by, and it's what I'm familiar with. I guess they may have had other lines with other, more penisy systems.
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MrUnderbridge posted:Yeah, that's the type my brother and I had as kids. The Civil War (American one, not Cromwellian) cavalry were the same. I don't know if thinking about bumholes is something little kids, as a rule, do a lot of.
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