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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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That rabbit is hung

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Want to see the dictator of Belarussia offer that to Steven Seagal.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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NO YOU SEE THEY LOOK LIKE MY PENISES LMOA

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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e: this wasn't the post I meant to reply to

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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bony tony posted:

Either pooping or cumming

Why not pooping-cum-cumming?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Picnic Princess posted:

vaginal potato

But enough about Latvian porn.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Now we know why Nero Wolfe actually spent so much time in the attic.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Literally every purity ball American dad has raped either their son or daughter.

That's just a science fact, and also why no-one trusts Americans.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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letthereberock posted:

Capcum

Kumnami

Edit: for you seriously old-school gamers - Bonerbund

Shito.

Peeball Associates.

Magnetic Bawlz.

Inlawcum.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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FactsAreUseless posted:

It's a scale trick. That's actually a thumb and forefinger, and the ball is tiny. They push it against the wall with the back of their hand to create the illusion.

The track was wet.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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*burts into threat Finnishly* LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SLAPS ON THE EAR oh wait those don't look NWS at all sorry

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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cinni posted:

Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone.

Centipedes? In my vagina?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use.

Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp?

Not prison camp, no. We got condoms handed out. (And a handy keyfob with a condom compartment! Sponsored by a crisp brand for some reason.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Does American candy really rot? What the gently caress is it made out of?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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pseudorandom posted:

At least someone on the marketing team was smart enough to suggest that they need a flared base.

Also, this is definitely the face of someone who has just inserted one.


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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DandyLion posted:

Kind of makes you think, maybe we are all just evolved protuberances sprouting from our genitals instead of the other way around.

Uhh we form around our bumholes, actually.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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DontMockMySmock posted:

bugs, crustaceans, etc. form around their mouth.



Ah so do bats have assholes at all?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Antioch posted:

Surely you mean Jif

GIF rhymes with wife.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Snowy posted:

big gif big life

Big GIF small wife

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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(According to Sim, he was completely aware.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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The heck is that

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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OwlFancier posted:

They do make cycle shorts with extra padding in the crotch cos bike seats are uncomfortable.

But I don't know why you need to make them a different colour.

And here I, a complete moron, just use a padded, comfortable bicycle seat instead of the sensible diaper trousers

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Splicer posted:

But why choose the colour of grandma underwear?

It's a pretty ugly colour no matter what, I mean.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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Hey guys that baby likes big-rear end titties it's a tittie-liking baby amirite?

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