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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Actually it works great.

For pounding meat, I mean.

Um, I'll just show myself out....

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Karate Bastard posted:

I can so vividly imagine a huge rubbery schlong bounding and bobbing forth atop the powdery snow.

Tsk.

Canadians.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




Would.

A little lopsided, but still.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Man, we used to say some potent smoke would "put your dick in the dirt".

Must have been some superior dank.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I don't see any differense

Oh, there's a vas deferens.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



More like Spunkler...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Yeah, "spunk" has definitely changed meaning since it was last used by Lou Grant.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



You mean future tense.

I am spanking.



I will spunk.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Go ahead, buddy. You just gotta believe in yourself.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Pfft. Coward.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Well, the first recorded joke is kinda porny, so I'll have to agree.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Father Time took his Cialis

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




Doin' the dangly dangly dance.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Ah, yes. The well-known purple veined jellyfish.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



evobatman posted:

I work in marine research. I have to be able to do SOMETHING with those at the office!

Considering the ocean actually has penis worms, and lots of other critters that look nsfw, it's a field ripe for this thread.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i wonder who came across these first

Some lonely man.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




Never thought the live action likpa movie would get green lighted, but that's our society now I guess.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Oh, Canada.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Sooo... where can this be bought? Asking for a friend.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Mother Nature spreading it for everyone.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



The Bloop posted:

Seems frigid, honestly

Nah. She's chill. Bit of a dirty girl, though.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



It was a dong and stormy night...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Yeah, you do you, man. Never let The Man order you around!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Dammit.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




So that's what they mean by "hung like a horse"

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



We live on the glans.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




And they said all the Entwives were gone.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



The Fat Swordsman posted:

There's two entirely separate registered trademark symbols?

One for the name, the other for the symbol.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Probably along the lines of bearded clam.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




World's happiest double amputee

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:

Fine, it's a yule plug

Yule plug your butt with it.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:


♫ It came upon a midnight clear ♫

Sun won't be shining. Checks out.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Oh! What fun!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




It's like the day after an all you can eat buffet.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?"

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Unperson_47 posted:

By God, it's nothing but buttholes and dicks.

Well, God was just an adolescent at the time.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Cartoon Man posted:

Desperate times at the grocery adult toy store:


Ftfy

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




No ring, yadda yadda...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




Oh, yeah. That feeling when you have eaten a bunch of beef jerky followed by Taco Bell.

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




Buns of steel.



C'mon guys, it was right there.

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